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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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golden swords is from russia

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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haha remember when oblivion was the height of graphics

corn in the bible
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pandora's tower is not vegan-friendly

corn in the bible
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It's cooler than you

corn in the bible
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Myst owns gently caress u

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watchdogs2

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Guy Mann posted:

It's locked behind uPlay, which in addition to kind of being hilariously tone-deaf for a game about chill milennial hacktivists using technology to fight corporate surveillance also means I'm never going to actually buy it.

Not on the PS4 it's not :smug:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Mr E posted:

I think you've convinced me to get this game sometime.

It's good! I recommend it.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Palpek posted:

I'm reading that the loading times on the PS4 are up to 5 minutes for the game, yikes.

Fortunately that's just when you start the game; respawning or fast travel or whatever is normal (for console game loading anyway)

It's still insane obviously

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Jerusalem posted:

I've basically finished up everything I can do in Hitman and I am horrified that it might not get a second season, it's so loving good/fun.










Now play blood money :)

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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citb official Hitman tier list:

Blood Money > Hitman 2016 > Contracts > Death to Spies Moment of Truth > Death to Spies = Hitman 2 > Alekhine's Gun > Hitman 1 = Absolution

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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mutata posted:

Where's the sniper hitman game? At the top, obviously.

Sniper Elite isn't as much like Hitman as people seem to think. It's really more of a splinter cell ripoff imo

And to be honest I haven't played contracts in ages, so it might go below Moment of Truth.

E: Lucius is so bad I literally forgot it existed

corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Jun 5, 2017

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Comedy option:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF7vd8pe4bA

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Light Gun Man posted:

Today's Tower Unite screenshots are mostly of one guy's place. He builds pretty crazy poo poo, it's neat.

Lately he's been making this moonbase











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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Morter posted:



I don't think any bit of lore has ever won me over about someone so easily. :allears: (ME:A)

Drack is easily the best (and maybe the only good) character in that game. Be his friend

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Mass Effect Andromeda

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Jun 5, 2004

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Saint Freak posted:



Watch Dogs 2



Kinda hosed up the game reads your actual search history

I like that what you pick when Marcus hacks his ID in the opening is what shows up when people read you in multiplayer. Mine says PROFESSION: PROTESTS HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Phlegmish posted:

It's a phone game? Free? I might check it out.

it's not free, no. it also has a pc port, on steam, which you can check out.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Samurai Sanders posted:

I mostly ignored news of Origins because there are already 392764 near identical AssCreed games but I've never seen a flaming skeleton horse in the series before. It's probably near identical in the other ways though right?

it is completely different apart from "has assassin" and "climb thing"

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Solice Kirsk posted:

*I sigh as I draw my debit card

Wait a few weeks and it'll be on sale for Christmas, I am sure.

Game is very good tho

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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exquisite tea posted:

Not to derail too much but I found the ending to NITW more depressing than any other game I've played this year. Nobody has really addressed any of their problems and Possum Springs will continue to wither away and die while it consumes the lives of Mae's generation. Like everybody gets out of it okay but there's no indication that anything is going to get better for the main cast.

~that's millenials~

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Tombot posted:

I bet you could mod the online vehicles onto single player but I'm not going to reinstall this whole game for that possibility.

The ability to do that is why they sent modders a C&D

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Have they dropped the pointless future crap from the series yet?

No, but it's almost a nonissue in the new game. There's like, three scenes in modern day, and a few pointless ancient alien ruins you can find if you want. The eventual macguffin for the plot is technically one of the ALIEN ORBS but, because they're all ancient pagans who believe in magic already, they just treat it like it's a magic thing among many other Egyptian mythological things and behave accordingly.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Same, Deception 4(?) for the PS4



Even though in English it's called Deception 4, it is in fact the fifth game in the series. They released the fourth one as TRAPT and I guess didn't think anyone remembered it?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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ni no kuni 2



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Jun 5, 2004

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Rampant Dwickery posted:

Yeah...Shame they decided to focus on one particular bird in one of the cutscenes.



That said, their character and monster design is just magnificent.





That's the kind of detail you can get when you abuse labor laws to amass tons of underpaid labor. Such visionaries

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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StrixNebulosa posted:

Monster Hunter World ft. SecretAgentCow's Cat And Its Wig




bring back playable cats

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