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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer





20. Holey Moley & Inspectyoself




19. Gueyduck




18. Dudley Do Right



17. PLucky Young Sons



16. Applebalm & DJ Spirit



15. GOLDAR



14. Maximal Rhyme



13. Buster Hymen & Get in the Jail



12. its a tie between Say Grace, and Pete Da Ill Apostle



11. God 2 & DJ Sharkticon



10. Olive Garden of Eden



09. Thugged by an Angel



08. Mac Murgatory



07. Lemmy da Fisherman



06. Sidehug Sammy



05. Randall Foresight



04. Broken Promises & DJ Lemon Party



03. Gamera



02. His Love featuring BLAU BLAU BLAU



01. Rakim


Bless you very much and have a great week ok

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Missed Mars ILL there, buddy.

cnut
May 3, 2016

What about LL Cool Jesus?

Diet Coke Can
Jul 25, 2004
The crossfit gym I go to plays a lot of christian rap

Diet Coke Can
Jul 25, 2004
Here's a song they play a lot :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WopyrETP-CU

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Yo yo yo...

...Our culture peaked when "yo yo yo" was a thing. Whatever, gently caress the world. I hope we all die and humanity fails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqyLRpGgxRs

This rap wants you to feel bad about watching child porn and by association regular porn.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
There's a christian DJ nmed DJ lemon party?

Also where is MC 900 Ft Jesus?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

gently caress! I came here to post this!

In its place, I offer this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
im dj lemon party ama

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Made me lol, good thread OP thanks

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Drunk Nerds posted:

There's a christian DJ nmed DJ lemon party?

Also where is MC 900 Ft Jesus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vgDpI8kU98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA-AvBjBm5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmSMQH5j-QU

*technically not a Christian rapper despite the name.

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009
Grimey Drawer
Buster Hymen? LOL

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

M. C. S. Lewis

Snoop Godd

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

https://youtu.be/oP8HXFHkfyQ

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Jan 21, 2007

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I would have put GOLDAR higher, but w/e I know my tastes are for the hard stuff.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Like I'm not all about the whole Da Judged crew. A lot of those guys are wakk, but God My Judge was p hype. There's a lot of energy in that first album. Hunger for scripture, ya know?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Would anyone e care for a good old Christian side-hug?

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!
Before I click any of these youtube links is the thread title meant to read "Christian Rapers"?

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
When I went to youth group in the early 00s we'd rock out to KJ 52 AKA Christian Eminem. I never went to enough meetings to find out if there was Christian usher and Christian Lil Jon too

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I was wondering whatever happened to MC Hammer, so I checked his wikipedia page and Christian rap. Ah.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Jay-C

50 Sect

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fundie dmx

with his hit single

x gon risen for ya

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Business Octopus posted:

When I went to youth group in the early 00s we'd rock out to KJ 52 AKA Christian Eminem. I never went to enough meetings to find out if there was Christian usher and Christian Lil Jon too
Does Christian Eminem have a song about killing his wife?

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
is maclemore christian he seems christian and also garbage not that those are necessarily related walk blessed neighbours

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

christ t

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

is maclemore christian he seems christian and also garbage not that those are necessarily related walk blessed neighbours
No.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

super sweet best pal posted:

I was wondering whatever happened to MC Hammer, so I checked his wikipedia page and Christian rap. Ah.

I bumped into him the other day actually...

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

super sweet best pal posted:

I was wondering whatever happened to MC Hammer, so I checked his wikipedia page and Christian rap. Ah.

Same thing with the midget from Geto Boys

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

um there are plently of italian christians ever hear of the pope

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I think Lil Wayne is a Christian. He wears a cross.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Surreal. When The Sound Providers released an album with him I was like "HUH?" but that album is loving fantastic, mainly because a Sound Providers beat will make anything good.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Paladinus posted:

I think Lil Wayne is a Christian. He wears a cross.
Girl, don't believe them hoes
Cause they don't wanna see us together
And you already know you're too fly
But baby, don't get your hair caught in the propellers
I be tryna tell her these hoes is jealous
You know they never like it when you never say never
Long hair, red bone, but her pussy is hairless
Muah, I french kiss it like we in Paris
I be screaming out, "Ain't no woman like the one I got!"
But she be always worryin' about the one I hosed
She said it's gonna be me, myself and I
drat, that'd make me a one-eyed gently caress
Schh, I was so mad
drat, you used to ride a nigga like a mopad

Schh, but players gently caress up, my bad
And just to keep from crying, I laughed


Lil Wayne doin' the Lord's work.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

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gently caress I was gonna post this

Gg buddy

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
BLAU BLAU BLAU got me Lollin

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Side Hugs-n-Harmony

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
Put on your happy face, grab a towel, and spin it around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dc9nHwC2w

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

don't spend all your time looking for signs and bloody moons
ay, you should already know that Jesus Chris is coming soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uBMrAzo9rw

word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCB_Hj7KQSQ

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

yo what about yeezy and one of his best songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8AyHupByuU

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