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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sean10mm posted:

Best/worst projections you've made?

For me, I was all in on the Travis Frederick pick when everyone was killing Dallas for it. :chord:

On the other hand I've talked myself into liking past Patriots WR picks, which lol

Malcolm Mitchell is going to break out any day now.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

A white guy with deceptive speed, toughness, a high football iq who can create matchup problems all over the field.

But who did he vote for?


haha as if there's any question

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Haha, merry Christmas Rodger.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Were there rumors that some other team was going to snatch him before later rounds??

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't get how the Jets are already saying he's not in a position to compete for the job next season.

Like, is he throwing with the wrong arm or something? What the hell.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Alaois posted:

tall_white_quarterbacks.txt

Ha ha oh man, that really hits the nail on the head for dudes like Mallett and Osweiler. Why are NFL front offices so enamored with arm size and height when it's obvious accuracy and decision making are so much more important. They all seem to think after some kid has spent 15 years since peewee launching the football into orbit against garbage defenses that their staff will be the one to hone him into a precision weapon.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mastershakeman posted:

who's even sat as long as rodgers since that happened? I can't think of anyone. Even goff sitting half the season was unusual

*ahem*

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Do the TFF draft like a real fantasy league. You have X amount of time to respond or you get an autopick selection from Dalto's draft board. Or worse yet, Mel Kiper.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

kalensc posted:

Their past scouts and GMs made some woefully bad decisions when it came do determining the "safe bet", and reached on Manziel and Weeden among other poor selections. However, it would be too results-oriented to look at that and conclude that it's time to gamble their assets on Jimmy f'n G. If they go BPA and other teams reach on the meager list of QBs (as it currently stands, we'll see how the hype goes in the coming months) then they'll trot out another reclamation project and 3 of the top 33 picks (barring some trades).

Brady Quinn was widely considered a safe bet and that didn't work out so well either.

With so much draft capital I don't see how anyone can throw bones at the Browns for trading a mid round first for a QB if they believe in that player.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I guess the quibble is: on what is their (hypothetical) belief in Jimmy G based?

I have no idea because he has really only played in 1.5 games. And one of those games he literally had weeks to prepare for and the other was against a team that was total dogshit at the time.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Why shouldn't the Panthers draft at RB? They've already taken years off his career with him power running.

Drafting one is fine, but not in the 1st in 2017.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Who was the last white running back drafted in the first round?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I have two dads.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

korrandark posted:

:siren: Todd McShay 2.0 Mock Draft :siren:

Look for the Patriots to add a tight end early, perhaps Michigan's Jake Butt or Ole Miss' Evan Engram on Day 2. But given how the board fell, they could get better value by targeting Reddick here. He opened eyes at the Senior Bowl, proving he can thrive as an off-the-line LB. Reddick has a little Tedy Bruschi in him."

A hole in his heart?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
So who is going to go #1?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
In the not too distant future top prospects are going to quit halfway through the season after they put out enough good tape.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Doltos posted:

Why do players want to play football?

I don't know, its the battle, the going to war with the other guys, hanging together, having our own dorm, staying in hotels the night before the games, setting ourselves apart, being different than everybody else, having a chance to be somebody, to do something that people look up to you for, your strength, your courage, not everybody can play football... we're the lucky ones

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Most women are prostitutes in some way, really, when you think about it. If you take a woman out to a nice restaurant, and then the movies, you're spending $100+ on her. She know's what's expected. Sure she doesn't have to do it, but really it's the implication. Nothing's going to happen to her, of course, she's perfectly safe, but it's the implication.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

swickles posted:

Haha, Cian Fahey on Lebatard today said the Dolphins should draft any position other than DL in the first.

I agree. Kicker, punter, gunner, long snapper, etc.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Yeah this is about right for a Bengals fan

andey!!!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Kaaya and Kizer are awful names for quarterbacks. They'll never be good.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sean10mm posted:

Hackenburg was the most obviously stupid QB pick I can remember.

*ahem*

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Vince Young could have been great on a better organization.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

all-Rush mixtape posted:

I'd argue that Manziel being out of the league after only 8 starts is more about him being a walking disaster than being a below-average NFL quarterback.

He had the physique of a high school tennis player. He was always doomed regardless of the off field stuff.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Titans coddled VY like a newborn babe, I have no idea what else they could have done. He didn't study film, he didn't have the desire to get better. He coasted for a couple good years and then washed out like he would have on any other team.

I don't care how good a supporting cast he has, no QB will be successful with bad coaching. Fisher is a mediocre coach who's awful at developing young players and has always surrounded himself with a crummy uninspired staff.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Honestly, if you have an utterly terrible QB situation, an NFL team could probably find some success running one of those gimmick offenses. At least more then they currently do.

I mean, this is what the 2011 Broncos did.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Who will be the next Rusty Smith of this draft?????

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If I were a GM without a franchise QB I would just take a whole draft of quarterbacks every season until I found one.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

He can run like a scalded dog

wtf

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I still think a Jimmy G trade happens with the Browns. But it's not going to be something insane.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What's funny is Pats fans thought they got fleeced in the Cassel trade too!

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2011/11/16/2566111/kansas-city-chiefs-new-england-patriots-trade-matt-cassel

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Rick Smith has been the GM for 11 years and never taken a QB in the first three rounds.

It's like that old yarn about the guy asking god why he never answers his prayers to win the lottery, and god finally replies "help me out, at least buy a ticket!"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
New England has traded/signed away an entire draft before it's even started. Has anyone ever traded so many picks like this before?

1st - Cooks trade
2nd - Ealy trade
3rd - Cooks trade
4th - Allen Trade
5th - Gillislee RFA signing
5th - Mingo trade
6th - Van Noy trade
7th - Williams trade

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

no way

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

aBagorn posted:

So I'm only going to add that she was forthcoming to authorities immediately, and had a rape kit done, which, while not a fool proof testament to her veracity, at least offer the veneer of credibility, IMO.

Also I heard she tried really hard to keep her knees closed during it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

Butter face? Seriously?

true goon

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
They should have James Earl Jones announce the top 10 picks. As Vader.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Cool. When all the QB's are gone at #12 they can panic and trade for Jimmy.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I hope it rains so bad someone doesn't get their pick in in time.

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