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Pinworm infection is an extremely common infection in which tiny worms infest the intestines and lay eggs around the anus. Although this is a highly sensitive topic, thanks to the anonymity of the internet you can feel free to talk about your pinworm experiences here. I've never had them myself.  A general question would be do you drag your butt on the carpet like a dog does when they have worms?
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My wife's friend's kid had pinworms and I banned him from our house.
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Nov 13, 2016 15:48
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Pinworms are bad, they make you feel bad. I never dragged my butt across the carpet, but I certainly felt like that would have helped.
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Nov 13, 2016 15:56
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isn t ringworm a better name?
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Nov 13, 2016 15:58
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Speleothing posted:Pinworms are bad, they make you feel bad. How did you get rid of them? Or are they there for life?
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Nov 13, 2016 15:59
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Blast of Confetti posted:isn t ringworm a better name? I think it was already taken???
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Nov 13, 2016 15:59
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I had pinworms as a teen but they disappeared on their own because I apparently don't rub my rear end in a top hat and then suck on my fingers in my sleep
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Nov 13, 2016 16:01
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KomodoWagon posted:I had pinworms as a teen but they disappeared on their own because I apparently don't rub my rear end in a top hat and then suck on my fingers in my sleep Thread's gettin real now!
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Nov 13, 2016 16:02
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Fun fact: worms reproduce by 69ing. 
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Nov 13, 2016 16:48
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There's this nasty tasting goop called Pin-X that is supposed to kill them. Pretty sure it works because they would go away until my dumb roommate went back to his parents' house and played with that drat infested dog again. Then the buttworms would be back.
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Nov 13, 2016 17:49
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One time I thought I had them cause my rear end was so itchy but it turns out I just didn't wipe properly after eating a bunch of jalepenos the night before
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Nov 13, 2016 17:53
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Speleothing posted:There's this nasty tasting goop called Pin-X that is supposed to kill them. Pretty sure it works because they would go away until my dumb roommate went back to his parents' house and played with that drat infested dog again. Then the buttworms would be back. Not sure why you would go for nasty goop when the most common form of deworming medication is a tasty chocolate square. I had to deal with them frequently because I worked in a filthy poverty nursing home as a teenager, and also because of my nervous habit that is kind of like thumb sucking but slightly more....rectal.
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Nov 13, 2016 18:02
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Shame Wagon posted:Not sure why you would go for nasty goop when the most common form of deworming medication is a tasty chocolate square. I had to deal with them frequently because I worked in a filthy poverty nursing home as a teenager, and also because of my nervous habit that is kind of like thumb sucking but slightly more....rectal. Lol. You're back with a vengeance!
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Nov 13, 2016 18:05
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When dogs get worms they get skinny. Would I, too, get skinny if I got worms? I guess only one way to find out!
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Nov 13, 2016 18:28
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I'll try out to find out and report back to this thread. Thanks for putting the seeds of this idea in my brain OP!
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Nov 13, 2016 18:29
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Speleothing posted:There's this nasty tasting goop called Pin-X that is supposed to kill them. Pretty sure it works because they would go away until my dumb roommate went back to his parents' house and played with that drat infested dog again. Then the buttworms would be back. white folk always letting dogs lick them all up in they mouths. nasty af
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Nov 13, 2016 18:30
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:When dogs get worms they get skinny. Would I, too, get skinny if I got worms? I guess only one way to find out! yes, tapeworms
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Nov 13, 2016 18:31
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I had them as a child. My bottom itched. Then I took medicine and they stopped. The End.
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Nov 13, 2016 19:09
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You can get pyrantel pamoate at pet stores and just eat the appropriate dosage yourself without having to see a doctor*. *Don't do this, even though it works fine** ** don;t!!
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Nov 13, 2016 19:15
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Pinworms? Eh. I want to hear from goons who had lice.
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Nov 13, 2016 19:17
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:Thanks for putting the seeds of this idea in my bum OP!
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Nov 13, 2016 19:25
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Pick posted:You can get pyrantel pamoate at pet stores and just eat the appropriate dosage yourself without having to see a doctor*. Don't or do??
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Nov 13, 2016 19:27
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:When dogs get worms they get skinny. Would I, too, get skinny if I got worms? I guess only one way to find out! good news, friend 
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Nov 13, 2016 20:01
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Shame Wagon posted:... I had to deal with them frequently because I worked in a filthy poverty nursing home as a teenager, and also because of my nervous habit that is kind of like thumb sucking but slightly more....rectal. You stick your thumb up your rear end and then suck your thumb? To contribute: I'd rather pinworms than a big tapeworm, after reading one very nasty account. After this guy killed his tapeworm via a dose of worm medicine, he went for a poo poo. On finishing pooping, he discovered the end of a large dead tapeworm hanging out of his rear end, and though horrified, wrapped the worm in some toilet paper for a good grip, and literally pulled on it for five or ten minutes to extract all of the yard-long worm corpse. Edit: Or how about this 6.2m [20 ft] job: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/china-giant-beef-tapeworm-measuring-6-2m-found-stomach-man-after-he-ate-raw-beef-1539517 BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Nov 13, 2016 |
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Nov 13, 2016 20:02
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BigBadSteve posted:You stick your thumb up your rear end and then suck your thumb? You just know there is a fetish site for this somewhere out there.
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Nov 13, 2016 20:06
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Flavahbeast posted:good news, friend I need this but on a poster.
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Nov 13, 2016 21:42
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Flavahbeast posted:good news, friend It had me at no diets and exercise but SEALED the deal with the no baths. Sweet
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Nov 13, 2016 21:47
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:It had me at no diets and exercise but SEALED the deal with the no baths. Sweet yea I was about to say this is like the perfect goon weight loss solution
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Nov 13, 2016 21:57
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Pos my neg hole with your infestation IMO
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Nov 13, 2016 22:20
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Blue Train posted:yea I was about to say this is like the perfect goon weight loss solution I think you'll find the perfect goon weight solution is eating nothing but tubs of lard.
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Nov 13, 2016 22:21
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worms are part of healthy gut flora and having mostly eradicated intestinal worms contributes to allergy problems in the first world
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Nov 13, 2016 22:23
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hey op, it is your doctor. i am afraid you are completely infested with every kind of butt worm.
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Nov 13, 2016 23:08
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stuff like that is why I don't eat rear end
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Nov 13, 2016 23:19
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:stuff like that is why I don't eat rear end Nefarious: poo poo particles, meh. Now worms??? That's where I draw the line! 
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Nov 13, 2016 23:21
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I hear you'll catch em bad if you travel to a third world country. I know somebody who did and it was excruciating. Took massive doses of Cipro to deal with it.
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Nov 13, 2016 23:32
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King of Bees posted:Pinworm infection is an extremely common infection in which tiny worms infest the intestines and lay eggs around the anus. so when they hatch do they escape in your poo? crafty little devils
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Nov 13, 2016 23:35
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Nov 13, 2016 23:45
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lol if you need an excuse to drag your crusty a-hole across one of the few remaining clean spots on your bedroom carpet
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Nov 13, 2016 23:53
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Do your kids have assworm now kob?
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My dirty, retarded nephew had pinworms (and also was taught by his mom's retarded family to poo poo standing up on the toilet seat) brought them to our house and after either handling his skidmarked underwear or cleaning the toilet and/or floor after he poo poo everywhere, my wife who was pregnant at the time got them and couldn't take any of the medication to get rid of them. How do you get rid of them in that case? The doctor recommended an old home remedy which was to shove garlic cloves up the rear end for a couple of months. It worked, but took longer than the medicine would have taken had she been able to take it. That's my story about pinworms.
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