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Ran into some kind of Catholic/Jewish gay-panic Buffy thing today and thought it would be good for starting a new fanfiction mock thread.quote:Willow has really messed up, her homosexual lust is completely out of control... so much so that her friends have to get her synagogue's rabbi involved in her treatment. This is definitely a crime story, Willow rapes Tara repeatedly in this tale (as I said before, she's out of control). In essence, Willow is the Villainess in this story, so she really needs to repent. quote:That night turned into a night of terror for Tara, as the two ex-lovers kept on fighting all night long: Willow kept on trying to climb on top of and kiss Tara, Tara said no, Willow wouldn't stop, every single attack began the same way; Will would grab Tara's upper arms, and say "Hi Lover, give me some sugar!" then she'd proceed to try to kiss her, Willow was stronger than Tara had expected- and her puckered lips got within an inch of the other woman's face before Tara could push her off, Willow would growl in anger and say something that sounded like "Now I'm really going to taste you!" Tara's response: "NO! Back Off Willow! Leave me ALONE!". This repeated itself maybe once every eight minuets. quote:At this Tara went completely ballistic: "Invigorating?! Restful?! Not for me! Willow, you raped me All Night Long!" Tara practically screamed. Willow responded sweetly while smiling "I don't know what you're talking about, honey." "Oh, really, Willow? Well let's just see- you want sex when you want it and with who you want it , and if you don't get it , then you use magic to make the target want it with you, especially if the other person doesn't want to! That's called Rape, Willow! Oh, and Buffy? I'm not her only victim, she's done this same felony to some twenty-four other women about our age- some of whom aren't even attracted to other females!" What a hypocrite! Both lesbians thought, enraged with each other. This is Really Ridiculous! Were Buffy's thoughts. quote:The atmosphere in Pandemonium, capital city of Perdition, was strange to say the least: it had just been celebratory; Lucifer had just been going around saying to his staff "Did you see what Willow Rosenberg just did? Wow! What a Woman!- Now that's fun to watch!", ecstatic, he was walking back from the coffee bar to his cubicle thinking Lets just see how my little agent among the 'Scooby-gang' is doing, oh I'm so interested in how this'll turn out. his joyous mood lasted until he tried to access his files in her person. The computer responded: file not accessible he tried again, search denied What?! some more clicks, and then he got to the reason: this account has been deleted at deposit point (meaning the receiver of the data deleted the account, not the person who established it), in other words: Willow deleted his account in her soul, or something like that! At this, Satan (Lucifer's alias) lost it, he: cursed in every language known to man or demon (and every curse word he knew, quite a phenomenal repertoire: if 10 expletives per second- maybe 8-10 hours); drop-kicked the wastepaper basket (and because he's a high-level spirit) it flew up about 20ft, and spun around about 3 times, shooting garbage all over the office; poured his coffee pitcher on the computer, half of it went in the disk-drive ruining all the data, the other half shorted out every computer in Pandemonium via arching; set fire to the office- he didn't care Well, there goes all my work, getting her to rape other females- while fun, hasn't amounted to squat!- all because that little minion decided to repent!… and I worked so darn hard on inducing that glitch in her personality too! The smarter 'employees'- the demons, knew better than to approach him, this is the way he liked it- the humans- too stupid to know when to keep their mouths shut- often died! (He looked exactly like he did before his fall, too, no horns, no tail- almost human: all the better to seduce people with.) quote:Rabbi Micah was aghast, now it all clicked "Satanic pornography" he said, utterly disgusted "You've delved into THAT GARBAGE?!" quote:Author's note: I am NOT JEWISH, I am meaning no offense to any Jews, I needed to verify elements of that faith- maybe I got it wrong... and if I did, I ask forgiveness and correction. quote:"I may be somewhat out of practice, Rabbi, but, don't we call our synagogues temples?" "Willow, I was referring to the one in Jerusalem, anyway, as I was saying, in addition to the civil results: criminal charges, possible jail time, et cetera, you'll have to devote several years to community service- I've already learned of your love of defense of your neighbors… and that's great, but, and I cannot emphasize this enough: NO MORE RAPES!" quote:"Come along, Willow, it's time to go." The being said. It was Dawn who ascertained who they were dealing with- she asked "Who are you?". The being said something abstract, but accurate: "I am the Bringer of Light, I am the Lord of Sin." For some reason, Buffy moved to tackle this entity, she did not like him, her stomach was clenching in a more profound way than in the presence of a vampire, way worse than the way it would even than in the presence of a demon, but she didn't even get within twenty feet of 'him', for as she approached, he raised his right hand, extending his arm in the same way as Count Dooku did in Attack of the Clones in the fight with both Anakin and Obi-Wan, and purplish-orange-black lightning shot out of his hand and hit Buffy in the upper stomach. This bolt attack caused her to double over, she shot backwards, slammed into the wall, rose up into the air to a height of four feet above the ground against the wall, fell down to the floor, and bounced backwards into the wall in slow motion; during this nightmare, the lightning never stopped moving over her. quote:All in all, the First was having an extremely unpleasant day! Sadly, almost a year and a half later, that next chapter still has yet to be written. We can only wait, hope, and pray.
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