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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

scratch their butt and smell their hands

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

fart cuppin'

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Talk to themselves.

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
watching anime

i mean some people admit to it but they're weird as gently caress; don't ask don't tell

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
rando blowjobs from guys with long hair at the sex club

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
fantasize about Twinks

soupbone sal
Oct 29, 2016
I think very little about people around me so I will preeminently admit to everything posted ITT

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Pee in the shower

edit: and the ocean

Away all Goats fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Nov 16, 2016

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Uses their food processor

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
everyone gets curious and tastes their own cum/vaginal fluid at least once

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Prude posted:

everyone gets curious and tastes their own cum/vaginal fluid at least once

I haven't done that.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
heeling turds down the shower drain

soupbone sal
Oct 29, 2016

drilldo squirt posted:

I haven't done that.

Yeah that's kind of um... weird? I hope I'm not being presumptuous.

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene

drilldo squirt posted:

I haven't done that.



hah hah okay bub i "believe you"

:cumpolice:

Prude fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Nov 16, 2016

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Enjoying my posting.

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

Prude posted:



hah hah okay bub i "believe you"

:cumpolice:

Surprised you didnt circle the username

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
BAWGs

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
I'd like to think we all eat rear end but nobody admi-



:vince:



The Biscuit posted:

Surprised you didnt circle the username

:eyepop: holy fukc!!! i'd like to take u on full time as my in-house posting consultant

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
eat fast food, especially mcdonalds

enjoy lovely tv shows that somehow stay on the air for years, or lovely bands that sell out arenas

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Vote for Trump.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Wears underpants

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Look down after taking a poo poo and briefly sketch the contours of your turd on a pad, maybe some soft shading

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Sponge Baathist posted:

Wears underpants

Sick. You disgust me!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Hey i didn't say I do. Flannel lined jeans look like pants and feel like pajamas at the same time. Underwear just bunches up and causes problems.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Enjoys the hell out of cheap fast food. No matter how elite you want to act about, "Oh, McDonald's sucks" or "Taco Bell is garbage", you secretly love the hell out of it. You'd actually rather eat a fast food meal most times than something home-cooked or from some little hipster bistro, but you can't be see eating there. So you come up with some excuses to give you a justifiable reason to sneak it in and act like you are put out and degraded by the experience.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

drowned in pussy juice posted:

Look down after taking a poo poo and briefly sketch the contours of your turd on a pad, maybe some soft shading

sorry I can't draw for poo poo :v:

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thinks about having gay sex

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Prude posted:

everyone gets curious and tastes their own cum/vaginal fluid at least once

lol nope

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/82UYWCpoKyM

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

When I drop my first poop I take a sniff to see how bad it is

Chikimiki
May 14, 2009
Pick their noses

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
use adblock to steal from content providers

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Visiting something awful dot com.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Talk about Commie Ned Flanders behind his back

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Salute Hitler in the mirror after taking a shower.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Commie NedFlanders posted:

scratch their butt and smell their hands


Prude posted:

everyone gets curious and tastes their own cum/vaginal fluid at least once


.lnk to the past posted:

eat fast food, especially mcdonalds

enjoy lovely tv shows that somehow stay on the air for years, or lovely bands that sell out arenas


Vegetable posted:

When I drop my first poop I take a sniff to see how bad it is

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Ya I definitely tasted my own cum once in middle school and a few times after


Weird

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pray for the sweet release of death

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
eat a whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos in one sitting while high on a couch, then taking a big dump in the morning, looking back and getting real freaked out by all the red in the bowl and thinking you have bowel cancer before you go, "oh yeah, the cheetos"

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Sex Cop
Mar 22, 2015

You have the right to remain horny.
Racism

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