build a better orgasm, and the world will beat off at your door.
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Luvcow posted:Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. what if like...OK, hear me out here... What if midichlorians were, like, a bunch of literal space panspermia or whatever from constant male Jedi orgasms all over the place, floating through the galaxy and making new generations of Jedi? It would preserve the allure of the Force, since those would have to be some pretty hardy wigglers to survive all that, and I think we could find their voyage and struggles very inspiring. Maybe even genuinely moving! ---------------- |
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