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Having sex and doing an orgasm is the most okay you can be. It is impossible to feel fine in a more correct way than by shooting orgasms on or in a person(s). Sex orgasming is the peak of the human feeling of being not too bad today.
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"I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm almost -- ooooh goooood can't complain, things are pretty okay I guess."
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Nov 16, 2016 21:49
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Having a talk with the HR department because Bernice's "hang in there, baby" poster is much too suggestive.
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Nov 16, 2016 21:56
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Trying to explain to her that she can't get pregnant, because my spicy boys are all dead, but she doesn't get the ref.
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Nov 16, 2016 21:58
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Do I have to go to the weird organic food section of the grocery store to buy them?
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Nov 17, 2016 15:50
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There's nothing like curling up in an armchair with a good book, a cup of cocoa, and just shooting orgasm goo all over the walls and floor like a loving sprinkler system.
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Nov 17, 2016 16:00
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Fingerblasting my v-hole and b-hole at the dentist to stay zen through the root canal is leaving me with some real pavlovian feelings w/r/t Novocaine.
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Nov 17, 2016 16:07
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FDR kept America chillaxed through Pearl Harbor and the subsequent common area freakouts via a powerful system of wheelchair hydraulics just going hecka wrecka on his turbo tunnel, now that's a day that'll live in infamy.
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Nov 17, 2016 16:11
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Many narcoleptics are actually sex addicts. It's a tragedy, really.
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Nov 17, 2016 16:28
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Sex is one of the most universal experiences, insofar as everyone in the universe has boned your mom.
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Do NOT do orgasms with this dog! No!
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