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after orgasm I laugh a lot because I'm feeling pretty great and dicks are hilarious |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 22:45 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:35 |
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I bet orgasms will be a pretty big thing on the internet someday but don't quote me on that. |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 22:50 |
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"Orgasm futures are way up!" - a savvy business man |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 22:51 |
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organic orgasms locally raised thoughtfully harvested |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 15:04 |
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you know no matter how famous a person is they still get through the day one splooge at a time makes you think |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 16:04 |
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Researchers are unsure how to share their recent findings that most adults diagnosed with ADHD are actually more likely to be suffering from another lesser known malady - NCES (Not Cumming Enough Syndrome). |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 16:20 |
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hahahha ... hey |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 16:33 |
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I do all my posting using an infinite amount of sex monkeys typing on an infinite amount of keyboards and also they jerk me off. |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 17:36 |
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At the peak of ecstasy my ears are filled with the sounds of screeching primates hacking at keys to randomly generate reams of Donkey Kong slash fiction. |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 18:05 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:35 |
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I sing the body orgasmic, The armies of those that cum engirth me and I engirth them, They will not get me off till I go with them, respond to them, And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of my pole. |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 18:27 |