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rio
Mar 20, 2008

I wish I knew who the gently caress have me mouth herpes. I was getting cold sores (very infrequently like usual) from a really young age and I'd love to know how that all started.

Op, maybe you should write a detailed letter to your "friend" about it and hand it to her. Watch her read it in front of you so that you can answer any questions afterwards if she has any. She will certainly thank you and have sex with you. Make sure not to kiss her on the mouth though, since I am assuming you don't have cold sores and you will want to remain among the small percentage of people who do not have mouth herp.

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rio
Mar 20, 2008

After reading about it I thought canker sores and cold sores were the same thing but it looks like they aren't. Looks like I don't have the herp after all!

rio
Mar 20, 2008

How does someone pull that off? Get your eye licked? Or is it so contagious that you can touch your mouth and then rub your eyes and then you have eye herp?

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:

Hahaha incredible. :allears:

Wait did you mean the outside or the inside? Oh god.

You shove it all up there and pull it out really fast like a rip cord. Why did you think there are strings on those things?

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