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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > How do I explain to a longtime friend what her "cold sores" are?
 
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Berious
Nov 13, 2005
 Next time you meet her chant "unclean, unclean". If you have a bell you could ring it between "unclean"s

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005

rio posted:

I wish I knew who the gently caress have me mouth herpes. I was getting cold sores (very infrequently like usual) from a really young age and I'd love to know how that all started.

Op, maybe you should write a detailed letter to your "friend" about it and hand it to her. Watch her read it in front of you so that you can answer any questions afterwards if she has any. She will certainly thank you and have sex with you. Make sure not to kiss her on the mouth though, since I am assuming you don't have cold sores and you will want to remain among the small percentage of people who do not have mouth herp.

Most likely a very inconsiderate aunt with a mouth aids outbreak kissed you as a baby. It's usually aunts

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