How do I explain to a longtime friend what her "cold sores" are?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > How do I explain to a longtime friend what her "cold sores" are?

Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

This thread reminds me of when I was 15 and went to my girlfriend's house and saw a loofah in her bathroom and thought it was a tool meant to clean the vagina and got all embarrassed.

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Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:

Hahaha incredible.

Wait did you mean the outside or the inside? Oh god.

I mixed it up with a douche, which I thought was some sort of tool used for cleaning the inside of a vagina rather than a fluid.

I didn't say anything to her about it and just got shy because I thought I had seen something I wasn't supposed to have.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 23:16

Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

Goosed it. posted:

But a douche is a tool, and isn't a fluid.

Oh, the device used to shoot it is called that also? I just knew it was at thing that squirts some (completely unnecessary and apparently actually harmful) cleansing fluid.

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