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Corn dogs are terrible and even the best corn dog in the world is just marginally better than eating a cold hot dog out of the pack in front of a fridge at 2am. They're one of the worst hot dogs.
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Living things can't be made out of silicon. Silicon is a metal. How would that even work?! What would be their blood? Sand? gently caress on outta here with this nonsense!
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May 21, 2021 20:22
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Nice try chief, but take a look at this: That's metal. If it's shiny and hard it's metal... unless it's some kind of wood, obviously, but silicon is definitely not wood and I will die on that hill.
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May 22, 2021 15:47
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Being Joe Rogan seems kinda awesome. Just sit around chatting to your friends all day getting high and getting paid millions for it.
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May 25, 2021 18:57
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They're better at Bart than I am.
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May 26, 2021 16:28
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Sunswipe posted:All sports need to gently caress off, with the exception of The Running Man and Robot Jox. I'm demanding The Running Man and Robot Jox. Super Baseball 2020 lied to me, to you, to all of us! Instead of having awesome robots and jet packs we have regular boring human pitchers putting gorilla glue on baseballs. We're essentially owed new sports for recompense. They have 24 hours to comply. 
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May 28, 2021 14:57
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Nope, we didn't have mandatory language classes in my state. But we did have mandatory physical education from grades k-12, which I guess all states don't have either.
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May 28, 2021 16:00
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I loved gym! We got to climb like a thirty foot rope to the ceiling with nothing but an inch of wrestling mats below us incase we fell. Which no one did. Because you'd die so you just didn't let go of the rope.
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May 28, 2021 16:20
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We got lots of open space to make good roads. Europe is stuck using their garbage poo poo roads they can never improve or layout properly. Some pig farmer in 1215 decided to build a shed, right loving there, forcing the road to narrow, then some famous Cardinal in 1410 blessed the pig shack or something so now it's a landmark and Pig Farm Road can never be widened from when it was a horse lane even though its the only way into or out of the city center.
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May 29, 2021 18:15
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JollyBoyJohn posted:lol that americans can't drive a car with a gear stick I used to think this was bullshit, but I'm the the only person in my circle of friends that knows how to drive stick. Basically everyone in my extended family knew how, so I thought everyone did until I moved out of the small town I'm from.
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May 29, 2021 19:45
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Has a trunk.
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May 30, 2021 08:45
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Scrambled eggs are the best eggs because you can order them in a greasy spoon by saying "wreck 'em." That's cool.
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May 31, 2021 16:26
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Unkempt posted:I mean, I wouldn't daub myself in it, but it's got a pretty fresh grassy country smell that I associate with growing up in a farm-y area. It's not a bad smell. It's nothing like dog poo poo. I grew up in a small farming community so I'm very familiar with that smell. It is, in fact, a not good smell. edit: Not trying to take anything away from your wistfulness of smells from your youth. Anytime I smell burning sugar I think of the time my grandma forgot she was making me hot chocolate and it makes me happy.
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May 31, 2021 17:23
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Joburg posted:Cheap eggs are an abomination. One egg takes one hen 26 hours to make. If a company can feed and house 12 hens and make a profit for anything less than $4, you can be sure those hens lead a lovely, lovely life. Stop buying cheap eggs, you are complicit in animal torture. You may not be wrong, but chickens are super cheap to feed and shelter. It's been a long time but I think 50lb bags of chicken feed were like $10 when I was a kid.
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May 31, 2021 22:44
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christmas boots posted:Uh, poetry isn't always about rhyming either. All the good ones do, though. With the exception of The Iliad. That was a good non-rhyming poem.
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Jun 11, 2021 00:14
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Stanning the Illiad but the Odessey is too far No, man.
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Just buy snap-tite models and paint everything a uniform matte grey if you got shaky hands. You can tell everyone it's a model of a CGI model.
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To be fair I was only half joking. I was never good at painting models, but loved building them. That's why I started only building WW2 US Navy planes. Super easy to paint everything blue.
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oldpainless posted:It’s called the Prime Directive dumbass More like oldprohibitsStarfleetpersonnelandspacecraftfrominterferinginthenormaldevelopmentofanysocietyandmandatesthatanyStarfleetvesselorcrewmemberisexpendabletopreventviolationofthatruleless.
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hawowanlawow posted:I am thinking about getting a dude towed for leaving his car with a busted tire and rim parked in front of my building for like six months at this point Don't feel bad. It's basically been abandoned. Feel even less bad because it's making life difficult for other people. gently caress that person.
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Jun 17, 2021 16:28
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I think the one true form of society has yet to reveal itself. 
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Manager Hoyden posted:Gritty was invented to draw customers to a sports entertainment subsidiary of Comcast Holdings Just like in the old days!
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Jun 25, 2021 01:05
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No one on here is real anyways. We're all just various aspects of Dare reregs. Like Split, but mostly focused on video games and pun chains.
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Jun 27, 2021 11:20
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fizzymercury posted:MY SWEET BABY JESUS THE SMELL. I was there in the middle of summer and the entire city smelled like a Red Lobster dumpster. Still worth it for Coop's jambalaya. Edit: I just realized it was so good that I still remember the name of the place having visited it only once well over 10 years ago. Goddamn is the food good down there. Robobot has a new favorite as of 04:43 on Jun 30, 2021 |
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Jun 30, 2021 04:41
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Manager Hoyden posted:Lol that's weekend trip driving distance Talking to Europeans about the size and scale of the US is always fun. They always lord "you never leave your country" like it's easy for someone in middle America to just up and leave. Telling them I drove for 28 hours straight averaging about 70mph and barely got about 2/3rds of the way across usually puts it into some perspective.
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Jul 4, 2021 16:52
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Bring back old timey unitards for men to swim in:
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Jul 5, 2021 14:17
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The French invented mixing butter and garlic, so they get a lot of leeway from me. If they want men to wear stupid looking swimsuits then more power to them.
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Jul 5, 2021 14:37
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Josef bugman posted:Huge if true. It's OK to kill people that disagree with you. It's not OK for people that disagree with you to kill people that disagree with them. It's really that simple.
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Jul 7, 2021 14:30
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All society is evil unless everyone gets to do exactly what they want.
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Jul 15, 2021 16:09
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Platystemon posted:But really, pummelos are what grapefruits aspire to be, and they’re sweet enough to need nothing. Isn't that tequila and grapefruit juice?
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Jul 16, 2021 15:32
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If you're "self-diagnosing" things like that, you really should go speak to an actual doctor/therapist. You're not qualified to make that kind of determination on yourself.
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Jul 21, 2021 15:29
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Pre-self diagnosis: I wasn't attacking you, I was suggesting speaking to a professional about those feelings as well. If you don't want to or can't afford it then keep doing what you're doing.
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Jul 21, 2021 16:11
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You're right, I shouldn't have suggested them to speak with a professional.
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Jul 21, 2021 16:55
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Telling someone to speak to a professional is good. I had a buddy with "self diagnosed" PTSD commit suicide because he thought he had everything under control. I encourage you to speak to someone that went to medical school about this stuff. Using tik tok to diagnose PTSD isn't the same as speaking to someone that is qualified to diagnose it. Can't believe "see a doctor if you think you're sick" is such an unpopular opinion, but it is what it is. If you're employed ask your HR if there's any work sponsored therapy they offer. Most large companies have programs like that set up that no one uses.
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nurmie posted:in my experience, people who go on about self-diagnoses being unviable and "pity points" (whatever that means) and who like indulging in policing just what mental health issues should be considered "viable" and "serious" tend to be infinitely more horrible than an odd "faking it" kind of person. they're also much, much more common Or it's someone that genuinely thinks you should speak to someone that has been through medical school if you're in pain. Telling people therapy doesn't work or isn't important is some scientology poo poo.
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I'm glad you're in therapy. edit: I'm a little high right now, so think I was projecting some of what my friend went through onto you. My apologies for how it all came out, I wasn't trying to be a dick or anything.
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Jul 21, 2021 18:03
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Fashionable Jorts posted:That's very understandable, and I'm sorry you experienced that. Yeah, my buddy was one of those "I know what's wrong, so talking about it won't help" guys and it just tore me up that he knew something was really wrong but didn't/couldn't bring himself to try and fix it. The whole "therapy can't/doesn't work" stigma needs to go away forever.
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Jul 21, 2021 18:20
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Henchman of Santa posted:"Death of the author" is a completely different concept than separating artist from art. Most of this forum is mid-30 year olds posting like angry teenagers. Expecting us to know what phrases mean is asking a bit too much.
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Jul 31, 2021 15:15
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Manager Hoyden posted:I was kind of bewildered by the Johnny Cash revival at the time. I unfortunately grew up in a classic country household so I knew his library, which is the twangiest hodown maudlin kitsch peppered with overt Christian messaging. I always wondered that myself, and I'm pretty sure it was a combination of him having a small bad boy streak and marketing. Every punk fan I know loves Johnny Cash even though he's about as antiestablishment as a church bake sale.
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Remember, Roy Orbison also had that same kind of "bad boy" image. Back in the day putting on black jeans and a black shirt is all it took to be rebellious.
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