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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Hail Satan

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Volkerball posted:

remind me the score the last time brazil and the us played

Brazil didn't even make it to play us last time, they got knocked out by Australia instead while we cruised to the championship

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Apr 18, 2008

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http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/history/2016/11/his_election_that_november_came_as_a_surprise.html

Spoiler: it's Hitler

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Volkerball posted:

are you talking about the womens teams lmao

The good American soccer team, yeah

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Swan Oat posted:

hillary: actually,

I think Hillary had the Fischmech vote locked up from the start.

Volkerball posted:

What, like you? Lmao

Edit


THE BALLS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKER

Hahahahaha he's daring him to be a good President

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I can't wait to get back into my smoke rocking hobby. Hail Satan.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Tiler Kiwi posted:

why cant they have retaliated against monkeys in general

Harsh, but fair

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Other people's blood feuds seem so weirdly quaint sometimes

Like, most people in the world couldn't find Albania on a map and this guy wants to make that question moot

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Apr 18, 2008

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exmarx posted:

is an ambassador appointment an "i'm making you leave the country to kill your ambitions and stop you causing trouble for me" thing in the us?

Varies hugely depending on what country you're sent to, from what I understand. If it's someone who matters like a security council nation or an important strategic or economic partner then it's a good move. If it's someone small but unpleasant then you're probably a career diplomat with no path to higher ambitions. If it's someone small and pleasant like let's say the Netherlands or like Denmark then you probably traded favors or made a big donation to get a fun, cushy low-stress job where the next guy down the chain actually handles poo poo and you get driven around to nice parties and bang models looking for work visas.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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They decided they didn't have to take out their garbage for a looooooong time

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Apr 18, 2008

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Twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, 'splaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Well, Obie looked at the seein' eye dog, and then at the twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures, and then at the seein' eye dog... and friends, Obie began to cry. Because he had realized this was another case of American blind justice.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Volkerball posted:

At work til 7 and all the bosses took vacation and nobody gives a poo poo about poo poo. What's a good YouTube documentary i haven't seen to watch on my phone?

At first I was like "the loving gun factory makes you work on Thanksgiving?" but I guess you've got to get those last Black Friday orders ready to ship.

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Apr 18, 2008

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exmarx posted:

this owns:

You're right, it does

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Nzposters, is NZ like the US where most people don't know "Gypsies" are real people and not a reference to fairy tales?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I have read this sentence ten times and I have no idea what the gently caress you're talking about

It could use a couple of commas

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Porsches are the other way around

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Apr 18, 2008

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Actually I think with Porsches the luggage space is called Das Boot

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Apr 18, 2008

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The Muppets On PCP posted:

lol if your family's political opinions don't range from slightly left of bernie sanders to stalin

My grandfather still thinks integrating football was bad

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I'm pretty sure one of those is actually just a different rune

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I don't mean to jump to conclusions here, but... if it was going on nonstop for about half an hour it had to be somebody's way of quitting with a grand gesture, right? Like, accidental porn I can kinda understand for a minute. Half an hour of accidental porn means somebody sitting in the big room with the switches and dials (or hell, maybe just a Gateway running '98 for all I know) was keeping their finger on the "PORN" switch.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Oh, the CNN porn story was fake

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Apr 18, 2008

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exmarx posted:

planted by the russians, no doubt

What kind of porn does Putin watch?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

look if he wants to start a white association for the advancement of colored people I say let him go for it

I think I've read that story

Spoiler: it's a cookbook

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Unormal posted:

more like cuckbook

*plaintively* mmmmods?

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Apr 18, 2008

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quote:

It was reported that Trump is considering appointing former Texas governor Rick Perry as secretary of the Department of Energy, which, as a candidate for the Republican nomination for president in 2011, Perry promised to eliminate.[8]

Somebody's got to be trolling with this one

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Apr 18, 2008

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Homework Explainer posted:

yeah not gonna operate at arm's length from sincerity when something like this happens, sorry. this is a big loss

Sincerity ought to take out a restraining order against you. It's for your own good.

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Apr 18, 2008

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History is complicated and nuance is hard so pardon me while I defend an oppressive single-party state because it's better than the previous oppressive single-party state

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Apr 18, 2008

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Homework Explainer posted:

romania was a weird aberration from 20th century socialism that combined the worst backwardness of the 1930-53 soviet union with a complete selling out to foreign creditors. i don't mourn them even though i think the eastern bloc should have stayed socialist

see, there are differences between these historical figures that i'm well aware of, but you go ahead and assume i love any and all "authoritarians" on the basis of, i dunno, some pathology you believe me to have

In the absence of any coherence from you though people have a hard time figuring out why one would be cool and the other not

Maybe you really like cigars and base your political opinions on that. How do you feel about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Homework Explainer posted:

they're really not the same at all. are all capitalist states the same? does the united states function in the exact same way as, say, switzerland?

Actually, I'd like an answer to my question about Arnie.

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Apr 18, 2008

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PiWgBfPN0E

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Apr 18, 2008

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Avshalom posted:

i'm enjoying my weird new instrument

That's a rude way to talk about a goat

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Apr 18, 2008

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Hot take: a vuvuzela is a digeridoo for people who aren't woke yet

Discuss

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Formel Eins Weltmeister: Nico Rosberg

gently caress yeah

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Apr 18, 2008

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Badger of Basra posted:

yeah but you're an idiot who can't understand basic math

.223=5.56, what's not to understand

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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a whiney pissboy lost the F1 world championship after trying his best to be a dickhead and some people are actually upset about it

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Apr 18, 2008

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Volkerball posted:

any driver should do the same thing imo. but he lost the championship because he is a worse racer and a disgrace to his proud nation.

If I were Vet or Ves I would have refused to pass and taken 3rd or 4th instead of let Ham back Ros into the pack just to run up his gamerscore WDC points

Sports are about sports, deliberately slacking off is not sports

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Apr 18, 2008

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Volkerball posted:

sports are about using strategies to score the most points.

Sports are about sports

"gently caress the rules I want to win" sounds like my idea of what work is

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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bringing a real life attitude to sports just sounds exhausting

like, getting the best result in real life is tiring enough

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Apr 18, 2008

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Volkerball posted:

SPORTS ARE REAL LIFE

Lewis Hamilton's points total at the end of the year does not affect anyone's life

Real life is stuff that matters to people who aren't me.

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