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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Professional sports is work

Working to play, not working to win.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Well that's it then, time to walk off into the river

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Apr 18, 2008

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Badger of Basra posted:

if you care about f1 results you should preemptively gulag yourself

I know that by rights I should follow a less bougie kind of racing, like NASCAR, but lol one of the F1 tracks this year had a castle along the route with a nonzero chance of someone loving up a turn and slamming a multi-million-dollar car into it at 150mph

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Apr 18, 2008

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Who am I to judge though

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Apr 18, 2008

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Horseshoe theory posted:

Trump will have a meltdown like JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis only he won't have a RFK to slap him around and get him to back down.

Speaking of which, is his doctor following him to the White House?

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Apr 18, 2008

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merry exmarx posted:

last night i learned that the u.s still has the draft, lol

to be honest the weirdest part of it to me is that I actually had to sign a form saying "yep, here's my info and yeah yadda yadda"

In another country I would expect that process to just be handled already without me having to do anything, I just turn 18 and yep you're on the roster if the Russkies come storming over the Arctic

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Apr 18, 2008

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Randler posted:

Don't be silly. The Russians aren't going to invade over the Arctic.

They're gonna build a trans-pacific railroad bridge. :freep:

Trains! America's greatest weakness.

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Apr 18, 2008

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merry exmarx posted:

the entire nz political spectrum fits inside the democrat party

So what big companies do your pols get speaking fees from?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Avshalom posted:

yes i don't enjoy killing chicks but i only do it when absolutely necessary

Oh whew I was worried there wasn't I

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Apr 18, 2008

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merry exmarx posted:

none (until they leave politics), that would obviously be a giant conflict of interest if not outright corruption

Trick question, I couldn't name an NZ company if you put a gun to my head

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Apr 18, 2008

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Randler posted:

Is it true that American cheesecake is served with Kraft "cheese" in a can instead of whipped cream?

Someone probably does this, yeah. America still has a ton of that regional stuff going on.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Not ringing a bell tbh

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Apr 18, 2008

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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

also when did everyone decide to get in to F1 simultaneously, I don't understand it, why are so many people I've never seen talk about F1 talking about F1

I don't usually talk about it in dadchat is all, I think

Wolff has now ruled out Wehrlein and has made sad bad noises about them getting anyone who's currently under contract with another top team, so who do you think is getting Rossie's seat? Hulkenberg?

e: also an American guy is in talks to take over Manor so we might get two American teams in it next year which I'm weirdly excited about even though neither of them will probably be very good.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Buy the jar, eat the pickles, drink the brine. What am I gonna do, just pour out that delicious pickle brine?

gently caress, now I want pickles.

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Apr 18, 2008

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"CNN news kept repeating the footage of Mr. Trump saying the word 'pussy' many times," complains one Doral, Florida resident. "It was early in the day that I heard the word pussy, and all throughout the day that was all I could think about."

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Apr 18, 2008

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Avshalom posted:

i tuck an egg into my cleavage and it emerges forty days and forty nights later as a powerful basilisk to lay waste to the capitalist dystopia and kill whitey

What's the basilisk named?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Chelb posted:

it's nice to know my sister isn't alone in her belief in government aids cover up conspiracies

except for her it's mexico because of course it is

what, does she think they're tossing it over the border with the weed catapults

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Apr 18, 2008

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I splurged recently switching from Nescafé Red or whatever to Nescafé Collection Alta Rica and I'm still getting the hang again of eyeballing how much goes in the mug before the hot water does

Sometimes if I wake up late and don't get coffee before work I use the machine in the back with the Kirkland brand beans

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Apr 18, 2008

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I guess my phone or the app doesn't really like diacritics

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Apr 18, 2008

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Badger of Basra posted:

caffeine dependency is for the weak

A person's got to know their limitations. I'm more productive, and therefore happier, when my day starts with a cup of coffee. I like good coffee but in the end I'm not really picky about the quality.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Randler posted:

Is there a caffeinated version of soylent that slowly dissolves in the stomach releasing caffeine at a constant rate?

Because it seems like there should be.

I'm sure someone is working on replacing your stomach with a machine that does basically this

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Apr 18, 2008

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Speaking of history, someone called up the tutoring center this week asking if we could help them review their semester of AP Euro in like 3 hours

Just finished, so here's hoping that all sticks in their head for the test tomorrow

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Apr 18, 2008

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I'm just happy we got through 1450-1800 in the time we had, even surface-level.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Obviously the Dems should have proposed full communism now

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Apr 18, 2008

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

not that i have a bead on the american mass consciousness, but i think the sentiment on congressional deadlock is "both sides are at fault" in the same way that clinton and trump were equivalent in financial and legal impropriate

It's extremely easy and comforting to think that both sides are just as bad

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Apr 18, 2008

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Luigi Thirty posted:

He's on record that he wants to replace all his workers with robots because the minimum wage is too high

The future is going to be an awesome CYOA for the developed world.

Page 2020: it's now cheaper to build robots than pay a living wage for many jobs.

To let the poors starve, turn to the next page
To strengthen the social safety net, turn to--

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Apr 18, 2008

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Hollismason posted:

You gotta let it go

It hasn't even been that long dude

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Apr 18, 2008

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hahahahahahaha for real though that's some heavy bad poo poo

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Apr 18, 2008

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Why's there ham in the middle

Is it like a doubled down club sandwich

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Apr 18, 2008

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Avshalom posted:

interestingly, "two crispy fried chicken breasts with eleven different herbs and spices with a frilly skirt of ham and cheese" also describes my magnificent crevasse

Your crevasse isn't Kosher?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Mustached Demon posted:

Counterpoint: Truman using nuclear weapons gave definitive proof of their horrific power and sealed the deal on madd scenarios.

He's still in the elite eight of poo poo.

I think we had the thread about whether bombing was a war crime vs not bombing would have been a war crime and it was bad.

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Apr 18, 2008

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I've applied to legally change my middle name to "116"

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Apr 18, 2008

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Randler posted:

You seem really invested in justifying the mass slaughter of a civilian population centre just because some rich guys in America thought the Japanese only understood the language of nuclear fire.

Have you considered applying for a cabinet position under the new president-elect? You'd be a perfect fit.

The Nuremberg trials were also morally questionable, but on a smaller scale.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Tesseraction posted:

Rick Perry for Department of Kidnapping Gay Kids and Making Them Sniff Turds

Rick Perry would never forget that department.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Yeezus Laureate of the United States

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Apr 18, 2008

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Hello!

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Apr 18, 2008

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Strikers are well-known for having no children of their own

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Apr 18, 2008

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Avshalom posted:

let me explain to you how it works. i consume people, and they form a democratic government within my stomach, but still my acids scald and chew them, still i can poo poo them out any time so they'd better loving pull their heads in ey

This revelation would make Shakespeare's Julius Caesar a lot wilder

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Apr 18, 2008

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Avshalom posted:

i am as large as the moon

That would also make Shakespeare more interesting

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Apr 18, 2008

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Mustached Demon posted:

My hate boner will crush you like hydraulic press crushes rock.

Rock, hateboner, hydraulic press is the most exciting new twist on Rock Paper Scissors.

Snap poll: when you play RPS is it

(A) "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"

Or just

(B) "Rock, paper, scissors!"

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