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My kids shout everything. When I tell them to be quiet because mom's asleep or whatever they either ignore me or respond to every tiny noise *I* make with an 80 decibel "SHHHHH DAD!"
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Gin and Juche posted:So apparently my friend in the span of a year has gone from stage 4 kidney failure and now he may not need a transplant anymore because the damage has somehow healed itself
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Nov 21, 2016 21:19
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I love livers so much that I hate eating them because they are wonderful things, livers are, and also taste gross.
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Nov 21, 2016 21:43
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Gin and Juche posted:Supposedly it was some disease but I forgot the name of it. pangstrom fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Nov 21, 2016 |
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Nov 21, 2016 21:49
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My brother and I bond over The Denver Broncos and my mom being nutty and to a much lesser extent video games.
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Nov 21, 2016 22:35
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If you hate yourself it saves time, because that becomes the organizing principle for hating others.
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Nov 22, 2016 02:37
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Who has time to hate person A for X and person B for Y.
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Nov 22, 2016 02:38
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The guy in the orange shirt waddling out during the crescendo pulls a lot of focus. And then there's that scrappy doo giggler who comes up to pat a person on the back and do a sig heil so he has somebody to sit with at lunch or something.
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Volkerball posted:https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/802549990451073024
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Nov 27, 2016 16:44
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I am choosing to believe that that white goo at the end is mashed potatoes and not some aioli or something.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:47
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Gin and Juche posted:So Dylan kliebold is going to defend himself. Seems he just wants to spread his message and prolly harass the witnesses
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The ideology eater posted:when are we gonna talk about the dylan problem in this country
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Nov 28, 2016 17:31
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accounting leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to coding give in to the dark side
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Nov 28, 2016 21:51
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Well that's just great.
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Nov 28, 2016 22:00
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Swan Oat posted:the best election take of 2016 has got to be josh toilet paper man calling for a coup
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Nov 29, 2016 12:52
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Rodatose posted:moving to florida and investing in Death Panel futures
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Nov 29, 2016 12:53
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If we close down Hampshire, where will our country's progressive hobbits learn art history?
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One of our cats sits behind my laptop and curls his tail around in front of the screen because he wants to be petted constantly. He also pushes stuff off tables and mantles if it's time to feed him.
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I like our two cats (my wife got them before we met) but am not going to be devastated when they're gone. They are getting old, have semi-expensive health problems, have had bouts of throwing up and peeing outside litter their litter box, etc. Going to try to string together some pet-less years before we have a weak moment and we/our kids get a puppy.
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Not that a lot of people live through plane crashes, but I wonder what percentage of those ever fly again. I have zero anxiety flying but I bet if I lived through anything worse than Flight 1549 (the Sully one that landed safely in the Hudson) I would never fly again.
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rear end struggle posted:Actually most plane crashes have no fatalities.
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Aeryk posted:What if you self immolate while wearing a flag
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I didn't know Nickelback was Canadian. They seem very not-Canadian to me.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:there were a bunch of bland pearl jam knockoffs from western canada in the early 2000s
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PupsOfWar posted:theyre from alberta
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Hollismason posted:Oh good morning neighbor did they hire you to tear out the copper wire of this construction site after they installed it that's weird why are you riding away with it on a bicycle
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My wife is going to go Christmas crazy this weekend. Goddamn she loves Christmas. On a related note, last week at kindergarten my older son listed the things he was thankful for as: -his brother, -his mom, -his health, -food, -school. I didn't even beat school.
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Gin and Juche posted:Old people are highly susceptible to dying from old age.
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Nov 30, 2016 18:25
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Kids love to do stuff like that. My wife gets owned all the time, too. The Thanksgiving was a little weird because it wasn't intentional, though I don't think he is actually thankful for "his health" seems he was coached or cribbing from others or something.
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The one time I was owned that was not funny to me was with my youngest, who is obstinate. He never said please or thank you without you dragging it out of him (until semi-recently at least). Anyway, I slipped up once and gave him something he asked for without saying please and he ran around the house yelling "I didn't have to say please! I didn't say please!" like he just won the lottery or something and it was infuriating.
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Wait for what kind of posting?
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Nov 30, 2016 19:51
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Maybe they pokemon went to the polls but didn't pokemon vote and instead just pokemon played pokemon.
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The thinking man's butt and breast assault show.
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I think staying away from USPOL is the only advice this thread gave me that I have followed. I think most of the rest of the advice was to gently caress or kill myself though so there's that.
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Vinesboro Reds
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Lucky Strike and Ikes
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rotd do you think you would be "in" if it was creepily-sexualized dudes instead of chicks, though.
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I hate pooping at work so if I have to I usually go down to a different floor where I don't know anyone to do the shameful deed.
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Berke Negri posted:this goes for you too
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Not that this makes me an expert at all, but I have a degree in East Asian studies (80% of which was Japanese language/history/culture). I learned to dislike Japan and only finished the coursework for sunk cost reasons.
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