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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I hear dad chat died and new blood was needed.

Have my blood.

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

long live the new flesh

I dont expect to live long, but Im going to experience VR anime at least once before I die.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




kustomkarkommando posted:

sounds like cause of death to me

Then that is my new best case scenario.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Swan Oat posted:

i havent even gotten there yet lol

how can people post like 5 pages an hour but its all horrible and bad and not worht reading

I mean, the American media has 24 hour channels dedicated to nothing but horrible bad stuff not worth listening to or reading.

What Im saying is we are missing out not streaming the USPol thread live to CNN and charging them for the service.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Why are all those penises erect?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The Muppets On PCP posted:

do you wanna look at a bunch of limp play-doh dongs?

Dont kink shame.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Swan Oat posted:

the referees insist on owning me constantly, i hate sports

https://youtu.be/A3OpDQ4eyzw?t=166

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Im just going to continue assuming the Leonard you refer to is Leonard Cohen.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Reading uspol makes me feel better about myself and my terrible opinions on anime.

Keijo!!!!!!!! owns and needs to be in the next Olympics. Do it Japan.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

Hello furnaceface. That's a funny name how did you come up with it

I stole it from a local band because I am incapable of thinking for myself.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

Did they ever go on to become a big band or anything

They were big-ish in Canada.

So no.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

My money's on the oilers making a big comeback this year.

The Oilers will still miss the playoffs.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





I dont. :mad:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

You can't fight here I'm afraid, furnaceface, what do you think of my kitty

Grey cats own.

Say hi to Precious.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Celery Jello posted:

Ivan leaves me presents when I get home



How do you own a cat and keep cables lying in the open on the floor and not need to replace them daily?

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm the big jar of rolaids

Those are clearly Tums. :colbert:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

I was gunna say tums at first but I figure who would be weird enough to correct me turns out it was you. FURNACEFACE

Im Canadian, being weird comes naturally.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

Are you sure that isn't being cold that comes naturally. Or french.

French does not come naturally, for it is unnatural by nature.

Its +10 C outside right now. Thats warm.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Celery Jello posted:

Those are useful for board games

Why am I being so defensive lol

People notice things in photos you normally overlook since its of an area you see every day.

Im the lone grey sock that the cat probably stole from the hamper.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

In busier threads sometimes posts will go overlooked, but that doesn't really happen much here. :ninja:

It happened when this thread first launched. I seem to recall a fellow poster claiming this thread in the name of Canada.

You must now all type with a Canadian accent.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

You fool, this is decaf!! *falls asleep*

I got distracted watching Fugget About It, but Im back to chat.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

Oh boy, sounds dangerous. What do you plan on doing with your newly shaped chest? Will you become a bodybuilder? Possibly a ufc fighter?

He is going to be the new Optimus Prime

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




the paradigm shift posted:

to whoever posted about the butt bumping anime earlier
:dogbutton:

That was me. Keijo!!!!!!!! is actually really cool and good.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




PupsOfWar posted:

none of these new posters have proven their revolutionary zeal or their commitment to dadchat's juche ideals

I will take up your cause and pursue it it with all the zest you want.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Chelb posted:

keijo sounds like a really loving skeevy anime so i'm not surprised goons love it



It is a very clever anime that strikes a balance between fanservice and actual plot. Imagine if your American political system actually worked as intended and both parties worked together. Then add chest bumps and butt smashes.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Chelb posted:

"oh yes, this is some, very good plot" furnaceface says breathlessly as he reaches for his box labeled "shame tissues"

When did I ever say I was ashamed of liking bad things?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I mean cmon, I read and enjoyed uspol and Im not even American.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Dreylad posted:

i didn't read or enjoy uspol and im not american.

so they're going to be posting in here now?

They were always here. :ssh:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Dreylad posted:

greetings

Sup. I needed a break from the crushing despair that is CanPol so I came back here to ground myself again. Everyone here is chill and they like cats.

Except that one guy that was mad about anime. He probably hates cats too.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Chelb posted:

im sure its very hilarious in an ironic twelve year old mentality sort of way but i struggle to see how people who are not straight men would find value in it

I still laugh at fart and dong jokes.

Might be a Canadian thing. South Park was right all along.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Chelb posted:

if anything keijo is real emblematic of the problems affecting anime regarding the sexualization of women and focus on straight male perspectives, but i guess because it's extremely wacky or something, its implicit and explicit use of grotesque female sexualization doesn't matter

Im a hypocrite because I also agree with this while simultaneously laughing at the show.

Im the worst person. :(

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




CommieGIR posted:

Cycle heat and cold and take some ibuprofen. See a doctor if it persists.

This is good advice but if you are on other medications please go talk to a pharmacist before taking ibuprofen. You dont want to deal with drug interactions on top of back pain.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

I haven't watched it but I'm sure it's more tasteful than say, kill la kill.

Not really. :(

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




paranoid randroid posted:

i say we skip straight to the culls. been a while since we had a good culling.

http://i.imgur.com/ED80Yuu.mp4

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Matoi Ryuko posted:

It's probably a good idea not to post in threads where everyone hates me though. Seems like the amount of those has gone up as of late.

I enjoy your quirky and sporadic posting. :shobon:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Please stop fighting, this is all my fault Im sorry for being an insensitive jerk with a childish sense of humor. :(

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I Killed GBS posted:

icantfindaname would have found some other stupid poo poo to garbagepost about, it's not your fault

That might be true, but at least Matoi would still feel welcomed here. :(

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




R. Mute posted:

whoa guys, guillotine only serves one at a time. form a line, please

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




boner confessor posted:

so my kid's started saying my name when people knock on the door and i'm like aww this is sweet, she calls me daddy and also by my name, except the other week as i was driving her to the park the maintenance guy was outside putting stuff in his truck and my daughter starts going "My name! my name!" and i'm like oh yeah, this guy's name is also my name...

The results are in.

You are NOT the father.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





I love how millenials are the go-to when it comes time to blame bad things happening.

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Are you Pauly Shore irl?

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