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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Speaking of babies, how concussed is Tyreke Hill's kid after the beating he gave his pregnant girlfriend?


Intruder posted:

Remember before the season when the Jaguars looked really dangerous and were going to contend for the division?

I remember saying they were overrated and Bortles was a fraud.

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Shangri-Law School posted:

Lions sign Logan Thomas to their practice squad as a tight end.



Let's see him compared to long snappers

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

warcrimes posted:

Speaking of babies, how concussed is Tyreke Hill's kid after the beating he gave his pregnant girlfriend?


I remember saying they were overrated and Bortles was a fraud.

choked her, so i'd imagine it's more an oxygen deprivation situation

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

No Butt Stuff posted:

choked her, so i'd imagine it's more an oxygen deprivation situation

Fair.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

whypick1 posted:

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/803292878655160320

RG3 must've broken a shitload of mirrors as a kid or something, because Jesus :stare:

The article neglected to mention what was stolen was RGIII's dignity.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Why would you report on something that happened in 2014?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

a neat cape posted:

Remember when you said the Texans didn't have a loseable game left on the schedule?

I never said that. After they beat the Chiefs and Jimmy G got hurt I said they didn't have a loseable game until the Broncos. Then they lost to the Brissett Patriots and it became clear how bad Brock is and welp

I expected the Bradford-led Vikings to stink, so you have a stretch of Brissett's Patriots, the Titans, Bradford's Vikings and the Colts

e: That was also before Watt died. The front 7 is pretty drat good as it is right now, imagine adding Watt into it

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Nov 28, 2016

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/803289858139635715


Man I hope so

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Oh thank god

We need him for the run game and for tannehill protection

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ravens haven't scored 30+ points in a game in a year.

The QB who did it last? Schaub

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

Ravens haven't scored 30+ points in a game in a year.

The QB who did it last? Schaub

And now he's holdin' balls for Matt Bryant.

Tell Flacco I've got a job for him when his contract runs out.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
I bet bengals lose to browns giving them their 1-15.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


Late, but they'll never fully get rid of it because then every cable provider will drop NFL Network in an instant

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Ameer Abdullah may be back for the Lions late season + playoff push...

Levy gets closer to returning week by week.

It's a complete toss up on whether either player will actually contribute.

Maybe the Lions can do some damage.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chilichimp posted:

And now he's holdin' balls for Matt Bryant.

Tell Flacco I've got a job for him when his contract runs out.

Gummy Bear Tester?

Vertical Lime posted:

Late, but they'll never fully get rid of it because then every cable provider will drop NFL Network in an instant

And nothing of value was lost.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Vertical Lime posted:

Late, but they'll never fully get rid of it because then every cable provider will drop NFL Network in an instant
Bundle it with Red Zone

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/803335545694908416

WTF

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


How is Fitzpatrick going to develop if he doesn't get playing time?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
So if you break up the AFC West OLBs/DEs by tiers (Elite, Very Good, Good) it's really kinda insane how much talent 1 division has in just that position.

Khalil Mack, Justin Houston, Von Miller

Joey Bosa, Bruce Irvin, Aldon Smith, Dee Ford

Tamba Hali, Demarcus Ware, Shaq Barrett, Melvin Ingram, Shane Ray

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Who would have ever guessed Dee Ford's name would be on this kind of list

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Remember when Dee Ford literally ran away from Frank Gore?

I can't wrap my head around him being good solely because of that moment.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
So uh, this site is totally a scam, right:

http://nflshop.com.theblackfriday.vip

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

seiferguy posted:

So uh, this site is totally a scam, right:

http://nflshop.com.theblackfriday.vip

Almost certainly

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Eagles plan to limit Agholor tonight, if not outright sit him. J-Matt to the outside, Paul Turner to slot.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I did it.

I bought a Bosa jersey

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
IMHO, the NFL should only play on Thursdays when it's the season-kickoff game, Thanksgiving, and the Thursdays between Thanksgiving and Week 17. Realistically, the NFL could put 8 non-Sunday/Monday games (5 on Thursday and 3 on Saturday) on their network and still get away with it - it's the annual Titans/Jaguars shitfests in Week 8 that turn everyone off.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

Almost certainly

A coworker sent this out, and I almost bought into it until I realized 1) The NFL would never sell jerseys that discounted, 2) the design looks nothing like NFL shop, 3) Checkout wasn't secure, and 4) they have literally every jersey design from Nike.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Here lies Nelson Agholor's Eagle career :rip:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

seiferguy posted:

A coworker sent this out, and I almost bought into it until I realized 1) The NFL would never sell jerseys that discounted, 2) the design looks nothing like NFL shop, 3) Checkout wasn't secure, and 4) they have literally every jersey design from Nike.

:rip: your coworker's credit card

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

corn on the cop posted:

Here lies Nelson Agholor's Eagle career :rip:
Traded to the Niners in the offseason for a conditional 6th.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

a neat cape posted:

I did it.

I bought a Bosa jersey

I got a Bosa Color Rush for my birthday. poo poo's dope

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

a neat cape posted:

I did it.

I bought a Bosa jersey

unfortunately it won't be shipped until you pay for shipping insurance

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
More... like... Nelson Agh:lol:or

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Nov 28, 2016

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

*twitches*

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

corn on the cop posted:

Here lies Nelson Agholor's Eagle career :rip:

He never scored

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
playoff odds during Sunday's games

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I got a Bosa Color Rush for my birthday. poo poo's dope

I bought the same thing.

Our color rush uniforms are rad as hell

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

a neat cape posted:

I bought the same thing.

Our color rush uniforms are rad as hell

The gold face masks should basically be full time

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Just saw the thing about how Greg Robinson brought his family out to watch him play and Jeff Fisher sat him at the last minute

lol

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

TheChirurgeon posted:

playoff odds during Sunday's games


lol at the Rams and the 49ers just being a flatline

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