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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
An Indiana mother confessed to the despicable act of repeatedly injecting fecal matter into her son’s IV lines while he was receiving cancer treatment.

Tiffany Alberts, 41, is facing seven felony charges — six counts of aggravated battery and one count of neglect of a dependent resulting in serious bodily injury — for grossly interfering in her boy’s medical care, WLFI reported.

An investigation was launched earlier this month after Alberts’ 15-year-old son began suffering from a series of inexplicable infections while undergoing treatment for his leukemia.

Doctors told the news station their biggest worry is that they may have missed their best opportunity to conquer the boy’s leukemia while dealing with complications stemming from the infections.

According to court documents obtained by WLFI, staff at the Wolcott hospital witnessed Alberts on several occasions inject an unknown substance into her son’s IV bag after video surveillance was placed in the boy’s room. And following a series of blood cultures, doctors were able to confirm to authorities the tests came back positive for organisms that are usually found in fecal matter.

In her first round of questioning with law enforcement officers, Alberts denied any foul play. She told police she only added water to her son’s IV to “flush the line” because the “medicine that was given to him burned,” according to court documents.

The mother eventually confessed to injecting stool into her son’s lines, citing her desire to get her boy moved to another unit with better treatment options as her cause.

Hospital staff told WLFI the 15-year-old’s health improved once his mother was barred from his room. Doctors also said the boy could have easily died of septic shock on more than one occasion, adding he’s not quite out of the woods yet — he may still die from his leukemia after the long delay in his treatments and therapy.

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
lovely parent

DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014
Wonder how that Thanksgiving went

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





The doctors didn't know that elves need poo poo in their veins to survive.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

One crazy trick to beat cancer and big pharma is furious!

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Black people treat cancer like THIS

White people treat cancer like THIS

Cosmik Slop fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Nov 26, 2016

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
If she was injecting anything like the hot acid powdered glass curry nightmare that's coming out of my rear end rn that kid is lucky to be alive

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Thought it said Indian mother

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Did the kid get moved to another unit

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
These detoxxing treatments are starting to get a bit weird.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
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Untrustable posted:

The doctors didn't know that elves need poo poo in their veins to survive.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Probably just a homeopathic thing.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Get up, come on get down with the chemo
Open up your poop and let it flow into me

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Foul play indeed.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
that sounds like fun

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Wicker Man posted:

Foul play indeed.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
sounds like a radical abortion to me.

I'm guessing her plans of raking in sweet sympathy cash on gofundme for her dead cancer kid is off the table.

Sorry, weird white lady.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*im extremely nurse voice over the hospital pa* code brown , code brown

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm gonna need 10cc, scat

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it'll cure what ails ya!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

unpacked robinhood posted:

I'm gonna need 10cc, scat

:golfclap:

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
she looks pretty good for 41

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Feb 11, 2007

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at least she wasn't injecting poo poo into his ears, at church. Now that's real child abuse,

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
why do girls like to do disguisting things so much

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

unpacked robinhood posted:

I'm gonna need 10cc, scat

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

tenspott posted:

she looks pretty good for 41

Elves, man. Don't age.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Zorodius posted:

at least she wasn't injecting poo poo into his ears, at church. Now that's real child abuse,

If the kid ended up with her ear genes that alone is child abuse

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
She got man face.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
2 girls 1 IV bag

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
swap.iv

Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003

Pon de Bundy posted:

*im extremely nurse voice over the hospital pa* code brown , code brown

Hazardous chemical spill?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
How much poop can your blood tolerate?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
IV bag fulla poop seems like somethign you'd notice pretty quick if you were a doctor

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I thought all IVs looked like colostomy bags :shrug:

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

Nooner posted:

IV bag fulla poop seems like somethign you'd notice pretty quick if you were a doctor

Not when they are golfing.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

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Biscuit Hider
If you're going to try out jenkem, do it right or go home.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

i love making GBS threads inside sons iv bags

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

unpacked robinhood posted:

I'm gonna need 10cc, scat

:chanpop: lol

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016
The saddest thing about this is that her antics may have doomed her kid to death. The time the doctors had to waste treating his infections may have made them miss the window for treating the leukemia.

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to raise kids.

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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

IV bag fulla poop seems like somethign you'd notice pretty quick if you were a doctor



this is the other picture in the article. at first glance i thought the left bag legit had a turd floating in it but it was just that doctor's hand

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