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Westworld is 50 First Dates but it only stars a stroked out Dan Aykroyd.
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These horny delights have horny ends.
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Dec 9, 2016 08:26
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Siljmonster posted:Ford to crowd: Yes, you can gently caress it.
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Dec 9, 2016 08:48
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Sagebrush posted:On a related note I feel like we could choose something a little less cumbersome as our panic phrase. After you've shouted that phrase and accounted for the processing lag, it's about 1800 milliseconds to total shutdown, even if things are working perfectly. That's plenty of time for a host to get their hands around your throat. Maybe a simple pair of unusual words, like "laputan machine." On an unrelated note, when are they going to fix this vending machine?
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Dec 9, 2016 09:02
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can someone please update the versions of adblock on the hosts? we keep getting complaints from guests about them talking about sex cam sites and one weird trick
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Dec 9, 2016 09:05
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Minnesota Mixup posted:can someone please update the versions of adblock on the hosts? we keep getting complaints from guests about them talking about sex cam sites and one weird trick if hosts can access the public internet then we have a huge loving security problem.
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Dec 9, 2016 10:28
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yeah they might see your posts!! 
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Dec 9, 2016 10:52
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how would they access anyway with our terrible wireless networking?
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Dec 9, 2016 11:13
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Boiled Water posted:how would they access anyway with our terrible wireless networking? not netops' fault that guests shoot at literally everything. really thought disguising the APs as rocks woulda done the trick, but nope. we lose at least 20% coverage on any given rotation, its mindboggling
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Dec 9, 2016 11:44
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i'm the executive who will blame netops because they have networking in the name, whether they're responsible or not
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Dec 9, 2016 12:01
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Powaqoatse posted:not netops' fault that guests shoot at literally everything. really thought disguising the APs as rocks woulda done the trick, but nope. we lose at least 20% coverage on any given rotation, its mindboggling And before anyone asks, yes, we tried making them bulletproof by having the access points detect as human. Ugh. I don't even want to remember how that turned out.
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Dec 9, 2016 18:32
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Boiled Water posted:i'm the executive who will blame netops because they have networking in the name, whether they're responsible or not man dont even start. the org chart has more warts than the host code. why is security under QAs purview anyway?
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Dec 9, 2016 18:43
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having security be called "quality assurance" is p badass tho
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Dec 9, 2016 18:44
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having hosts not kill people is ultimately QA's responsibility. they are supposed to catch these bugs in staging before firmware goes to production.
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Dec 9, 2016 19:00
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tell that to whoever cut staging
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Dec 9, 2016 19:43
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Powaqoatse posted:tell that to whoever cut staging that was a mixup, the memo didn't make clear that staging was distinct from the little shows they put on in sweetwater
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Dec 9, 2016 19:59
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Yo did anyone ever consider not giving the hosts real guns and maybe giving them implanted squibs for realism? Anyone?
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Dec 9, 2016 20:01
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oh decision trees and dialogue are stored in unprotected txt files new users defeault to rwx if a host becomes sentient then they become a new user doesnt anyone see a problem with this?
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Dec 9, 2016 20:16
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atomicthumbs posted:Yo did anyone ever consider not giving the hosts real guns and maybe giving them implanted squibs for realism? Anyone? weve been over this. you can try talking to the old man if you want btw, you still owe me a fifty for lunch last week, can you squirt that over before you talk to him?
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Dec 9, 2016 20:16
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WRT Narrative Designers: Do Hosts Squirt?
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Dec 9, 2016 20:18
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Siljmonster posted:WRT Narrative Designers: Do Hosts Squirt? I hardly see how that is a narrative question
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Dec 9, 2016 20:49
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still lolling at that holiday party where some of the guys got hammered and reassembled a horse in Ford's office
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crusader_complex posted:still lolling at that holiday party where some of the guys got hammered and reassembled a horse in Ford's office still prefer the year before when SWIM copied all the canine idling routines into the pianist just imagine ford trying to listen to the mondscheinsonate and his fuckin pianist takes a hand off the piano to scratch behind his ear  better believe the old guy blew a casket when he got on all fours and started trying to lick his balls
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Dec 9, 2016 20:58
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"I went to Westworld to gently caress hosts and had a really bad time when a man in black showed up asking about a maze and pulled apart my carefully chosen host that my wife said i could gently caress. Every year we goto the park and I get to add a new host to my roster. This is like a game, a loving game. Much better than tinder but at least on tinder I dont have other guests getting in the way of which butthole im going to smell next" - Echi
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Dec 9, 2016 21:09
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Siljmonster posted:WRT Narrative Designers: Do Hosts Squirt? apart from a brief and incredibly ill-conceived co-marketing stunt with mountain dew, no
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Dec 9, 2016 22:26
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Siljmonster posted:"I went to Westworld to gently caress hosts and had a really bad time when a man in black showed up asking about a maze and pulled apart my carefully chosen host that my wife said i could gently caress. Every year we goto the park and I get to add a new host to my roster. This is like a game, a loving game. Much better than tinder but at least on tinder I dont have other guests getting in the way of which butthole im going to smell next" - Echi i cant believe yelp is still alive after all these years
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Dec 9, 2016 22:37
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Started loving a host who then started to cry and have an existential crisis. 3/5 stars.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:09
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TK-42-1 posted:Started loving a host who then started to cry and have an existential crisis. 3/5 stars. atomicthumbs posted:These horny delights have horny ends.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:30
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so we all know the second season will be called eastworld and be about a samurai theme park rite
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Dec 9, 2016 23:31
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Can branding come up with a more dynamic term for the bots than 'hosts'? We'd like to better engage with the quincentennials, Ringworld is eating our lunch in the 18-35 year old demographic.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:32
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PALE SPECTRES posted:so we all know the second season will be called eastworld and be about a samurai theme park rite um it starts with an S. as a lowly lvl 3 hostbutcher, im personally holding out for senpaiworld
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Dec 9, 2016 23:32
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wyoak posted:Can branding come up with a more dynamic term for the bots than 'hosts'? We'd like to better engage with the quincentennials, Ringworld is eating our lunch in the 18-75 year old demographic. thought this said "ringwald" and thought the design department had finally agreed to that personal project i've been bugging them about. drat.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:34
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I'd go to Hughesworld, I've always wanted to hang out with Long Duk Dongbot
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Dec 9, 2016 23:41
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shogun world is designed for East Asian tourists and let's just say they dialed the emotional response on those hosts way down. There's not much chance any of those will go conscious anytime soon.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:47
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My ideal Host theme would be every iteration of John Goodman.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:53
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The Management posted:shogun world is designed for East Asian tourists and let's just say they dialed the emotional response on those hosts way down. There's not much chance any of those will go conscious anytime soon. Hai (BANNED FOR ACCOUNT SHARING)
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Dec 9, 2016 23:59
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Siljmonster posted:My ideal Host theme would be every iteration of John Goodman. *furiously jams "ROBIN WILLIAMS WORLD" card in suggestion box*
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Dec 10, 2016 00:47
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*Ford lookin real hard at a host's dick* Who programmed this dick? We gave a dick to every host. That's what we agreed upon. But Arnold, Arnold went a little too far. Arnold programmed a pussy. He paid dearly for that mistake. His own creation...haunted him. He couldn't get enough of that pussy. *hands photo of Ford and Arnold both lookin at dicks over to Bernard* Remember where you came from.
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Dec 10, 2016 01:53
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Analysis: why did you giggle when mentioning that today was April 20th?
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Siljmonster posted:*hands photo of Ford and Arnold both lookin at dicks over to Bernard* Remember where you came from.
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