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Look at this loving poo poo: It's a black tar like substance that oozes out of rocks in the Himalayan and Tibetan mountains.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shilajit So like, it's probably really healthy and good to eat. http://www.dragonherbs.com/prodinfo.asp?number=526 http://www.iherb.com/Sunfood-Himalayan-Shilajit-Powder-3-5-oz-100-g/50427 https://www.amazon.com/P%FCrblack-Shilajit-Supplement-Ayurvedic-Practice/dp/B00MHAVDVQ/    Oh poo poo... http://www.naturalnews.com/055381_Shilajit_heavy_metals_lab_test_results.html  Oh well, let's keep selling it and keep taking it anyway! "Amazon's Choice"  lmao http://fakespot.com/product/prblack-shilajit-30-grams-live-pure-genuine-resin   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3yj7Ksz4WI  Maldoror fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Hell yeah organic soylent
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Perhaps, for something safer, we could try... ants? http://www.dragonherbs.com/prodinfo.asp?number=503  "Dragon Herbs is pleased to offer a first-of-its-kind pure Polyrhachis Ant single herb in capsule form, comprised half of ground, raw Wild Changbai Mountain Black Ant, and half of a 10:1 pure Polyrhachis Ant extract. ... Polyrhachis Ant is known to increase the production of DNA and RNA within the cell itself. A unique set of aldehyde compounds found in Polyrhachis Ant is believed to contribute to the Ants unparalleled physical strength, known to be able to lift up to 100 times their own weight. This aldehyde provides the great tonic action for the human body." ANTS.
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Nov 28, 2016 18:32
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I never heard of people eating crushed up dirt before, at least people who weren't dying of starvation.
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Nov 28, 2016 18:33
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Seems lajit to me.
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Nov 28, 2016 18:36
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A magical substance found only at the tops of the world's tallest pyramid schemes.
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Nov 28, 2016 18:38
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I just raked up a big ol pile of leaves can we crush them up and sell them? I'm thinking 30 bones a bottle.
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Nov 28, 2016 19:25
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lol people can't get enough of that veneer of authenticity "ancient" medicine has. if that bullshit ever actually worked then modern medicine would never have been invented.
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are you trying to trick me into voting for gohan or something?gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol people can't get enough of that veneer of authenticity "ancient" medicine has. if that bullshit ever actually worked then modern medicine would never have been invented. also most "ancient" medicine is pure fiction invented in the 60s-80s. Especially the Chinese stuff, which was pushed by Maoists in attempt to glorify Chinese culture over Western stuff. Mao literally invented a lot of it lol Mao to his doctor who is baffled at 'traditional' Chinese medicine stuff posted:Even though I believe we should promote Chinese medicine, Mao told him, I personally do not believe in it. I dont take Chinese medicine. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Nov 28, 2016 20:51
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Moridin920 posted:are you trying to trick me into voting for gohan or something? Aw man, what will I do with all of my bottles of powdered rhino horns now?
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Nov 28, 2016 20:54
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Shilajit 2 quit
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Didn't take it himself? Didn't he brush his teeth with mint leaves? Or weed leaves? This Khajit Shilajit poo poo seems questionable as well but at least it's not bear bile or endangered dicks
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Nov 29, 2016 03:10
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"A fool and his money are easily parted" -Donald Trump
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Maldoror posted:Perhaps, for something safer, we could try... ants? People in Brazilian jungles eat ants. They are supposed to taste like lemon grass.
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Nov 29, 2016 04:53
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The supplement I take is 100% powdered albino ant dicks and other than the liver failure it's very good.
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various cheeses posted:Shilajit 2 quit Honestly pure Shilajit is made from these long-buried veins of plant-digested Himalayan rock only found at certain altitudes and after earthquakes - arguably there's no soil / humus quite like that anywhere else. It's the Destroyer of Mountains  Shilajit is the secret ingredient in my homemade energy drink, and my initial inspiration to try it out from online retailers came from listening Jimmy Hendrix's Voodoo Chile. 
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3296184/ posted:Shilajit is composed mainly of humic substances, including fulvic acid, that account for around 60% to 80% of the total nutraceutical compound plus some oligoelements including selenium this seems like one of those things like saffron that despite a ton of people talking about it most of them dont really knows what the gently caress it actually is.
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wow. Shilijat is easily the mt everest of herbal supplemts 2% of the population has even heard of. you dam fruit loops
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post-apocalyptic erotica posted:Seems lajit to me.
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I just Shilijat my pants.
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ninety posted:wow. Shilijat is easily the mt everest of herbal supplemts 2% of the population has even heard of. you dam fruit loops its not a herb it comes from rocks
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Honestly pure Shilajit is made from these long-buried veins of plant-digested Himalayan rock only found at certain altitudes and after earthquakes - arguably there's no soil / humus quite like that anywhere else. How about this one  All placenta would be the source of life and all placenta is a powerful source of Jing. However, some placenta is considered superior to others, based upon the experience of Chinese herbalists over the centuries. Traditionally, four types of placenta have been commonly used in Asia: human placenta, deer placenta, goat placenta and sheep placenta. Human placenta is considered to be the most perfect Jing tonic, but is not used in the United States as a dietary supplement except by those individuals who harvest their own placenta after giving birth and consume it as a restorative Jing tonic.
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The only suppliment I take is colloidal silver, rectally
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Some cultures feel it's good for the supporting family to cook and eat the nutrient-rich placenta after a woman gives birth, but personally my favorite placenta-practice involves burying the afterbirth under a tree so the child and tree become connected.  Personally I believe that when a woman's water breaks she should eat like two magic space brownies and see how her trip to the hospital goes, and to not feel so bad if she forgets to ask what they're doing with all the excess body tissue afterward.
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Nov 29, 2016 20:09
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Maldoror posted:How about this one Jing and tonic is the perfect summer drink
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i voted for goofy goku
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Nov 29, 2016 21:48
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Ahem, *mangosteen *
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Nov 29, 2016 22:16
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Captain Yossarian posted:Ahem, *mangosteen * Reported
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Captain Yossarian posted:Ahem, *mangosteen * You are so loving reported
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Reported Hector Beerlioz posted:You are so loving reported 
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we're all dumped into a Sci fi nightmare again aren't we?
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i should piss into bottles and sell them as Himalayan Yak Urine. that way i can make a lot of money off of very stupid people
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I'm all for natural obsessed weirdos buying toxic products. They'll eventually get sick and maybe die and hopefully we could get actual regulation of the supplement industry.
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Maldoror posted:Perhaps, for something safer, we could try... ants? What does 10:1 ant extract mean?
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nu uh this is that x-files black goo poo poo you cant fool me, cig smoking man
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Mods please change my name to powerful source of Jing
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Don't they just let dead bodies outside in specific area in the Himalayas instead of burying them ? What if this Shilajit stuff is just liquefied human remains that seep out of cracks a bit down the slope from the corpses ?
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my jing-a-ling
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