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joke_explainer posted:i know it doesn't matter in terms of the joke, but all I could think of was that mammoths lived during the Pilocene epoch like 5 million years ago to just a few thousand years ago, while pterodactyls died out like 145 million years ago... and they're like, mallard duck sized, they couldn't pick up a mammoth even if they did live in the same time period... and pterodactyls didn't co-exist with humans either... But we don't really know that a mad scientist was not making tiny mammoths and cursing the pterodactyls that kept flying off with his heard.
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please get regular cancer screenings friends!
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Ancient sculptors of the Renaissance perfected capturing human beauty my smashing some boobs between two metal plates. So pure and artful was this depiction of the human form that this technique was not surpassed until the atomic age, when scientists learned that not only could they smash some boobs between two plates, but they could blast them with radiation while doing it.
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Zyla posted:some places just paint those on, you know the key is to reverse sear them
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