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FactsAreUseless posted:

And who can possibly forget the famous "mammogram for Mongo" scene from Blazing Saddles?

lol

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"More like NO MA'AM-agram" - funny thing I say to the doctor which is confusing since neither of us are ladies and he never suggested one to begin with.

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mammograms would be much more fun for everyone if they made a whoopie cushion fart sound as the plates began to press

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Android Blues posted:

new cave paintings appear to reveal primitive "stone age" mammogram



Lol

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one weird trick doctors dont want you to know about is that you can put a newspaper clip of your favorite comic strip (Cathy?) between the boob and plates and it will transfer perfectly to your chest! ACK!


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you think mamograms hurt? Have you ever seen the machine that checks for testicular cancer?! Talk about pain! Hahah, actually im just kidding we just feel for lumps or something idk but its pretty enjoyable lol.


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Android Blues posted:

every post on this page is so good

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FactsAreUseless posted:

My plan is to adopt Muhammad Ali's rope-a-dope technique, allowing my doctor to exhaust himself by wailing on my knockers for hours, then landing the final blow myself.

Once you beat an obgyn in mortal combat, you assume their mammography powers in a highlander-like like cutscene.

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Bo-Pepper posted:

getting a mamagram



I love mammagramma's family

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