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a mammogram?! that must be some good weed
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Apr 28, 2024 23:40
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ah, nature's smore!
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Nov 29, 2016 18:01
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*my substitute teacher for fourth grade french lays on table that slowly slides out from fMRI machine*
*behind glass, my class waits nervously with the doctor, my heart pounding in my chest*
doctor: *turns to us* now there has been a lot of hearsay throughout the classroom but I'm afraid you will all have to face the cold hard facts..
doctor: *a final glance back to the computer monitor before returning his gaze to us* ...she is, in fact, a ma'am
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Nov 29, 2016 18:55
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one prank I like to play is coating my breasts in superfluid helium. the doctor's face when my lubricious goombas slip out of the machine like a bar of soap is priceless!
doctor: zoinks
other doctor: ba ba booey
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Nov 30, 2016 04:21
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*patient walks in on doc coming down off a mammo high after a great sesh*
doc: hey you got anything i can put in here
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Nov 30, 2016 04:32
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Apr 28, 2024 23:40
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*pulls my boob out after the timer goes off, perfect grill lines on each side*
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