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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Anyone who thinks it's going to be anyone except Wehrlein or Ocon is having a laugh.

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Riso posted:

Ocon already has a FI seat. Wehrlein is the only homegrown option left and Toto has a hard-on for him.

I'm sure Merc can do a deal with Force India if they prefer Ocon for the main team to Wehrlein. Wehrlein is the safe bet to try to get an actual German WDC in a Merc.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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learnincurve posted:

Hang on, what about Not-Max? I'd pick him over whiirline and Red Bull must know they don't have a seat in the main team for him for at least 2 years, and while he's under contract they can make him pay them all his wages over £1 million.

Do you mean Sainz? The problem Red Bull have is their Junior program is running a little dry. They can switch out Kvyat for Gasly easy enough, but beyond that... wikipedia suggests "Niko Kari" who definitely doesn't have enough points to qualify for a superlicense under the new system

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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The Brackley team's aero department are hardly slouches. Yes they have have had an engine advantage, but Williams, Force India and Manor have that same engine this season and weren't anywhere close.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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MattD1zzl3 posted:

Trulli never had a fluke win, just a fluke Pole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Monaco_Grand_Prix

He stole what should have been Are Jense's first win

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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thegasman2000 posted:

It could be happening guys! Alonso to Mercedes isn't a firm no from the wolf.

Mercedes: Fernando Alonso could partner Lewis Hamilton - Toto Wolff
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/38219533

The actual quote: "You have to consider Fernando," Wolff told Sky Sports. "He is a driver I respect a lot. He combines talent, speed and experience. It's all there.""

So some lovely Sky journo asked him if they were considering Alonso and he gave a nonchalant response. Now that means They're definitely going to buy out Alonso's contract?? :lol:

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Nill posted:

His cars were always "Al Dente".

You're thinking of Ricciardo

Merc could always go with a former F1 driver who still qualifies for a superlicense: Reigning Formula E and former WEC Champion Sebastien Buemi

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Mods rename me Jism Bumbum

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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wicka posted:

Wow, turns out Riso was an actual Nazi. It's never the ones you expect...

:lol: yeah he sure never gave any clues, always the quiet ones etc etc

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Norns posted:

My money is on Nando going to Mercedes with Strudel Vandoor taking the McLaren seat.

I don't think even the Stoff can drive two cars simultaneously

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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This is good and shouldn't be ignored

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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wicka posted:

An ideal world includes a Raikkonen WDC.

False

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Apparently Martini contractually require one of the Williams drivers to be over 25 for marketing reasons, so Wehrlein's probably out anyway

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Depends on the wording, it might be that having DiResta as a reserve driver fulfils the requirement

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Bottas could surprise, but even if he doesn't he's proven he's a reliable Nick Heidfeld "puts the car where it should be" driver.

As Rosberg proved this year, all you have to do is reliably get more or less the results the car can get and you can beat Lewis Hamilton if he's melting down.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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1500quidporsche posted:

Mansell's issue was that he was a dick and lazy and people kept calling him on it. Lewis' issue is that he is a dick and lazy and nobody bothers to seriously call him on it.

Kimi is a dick and lazy and people praise him for it. It's a funny old world.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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He did provide a valuable service showing up Vettel for the fraud he is, but we already knew that he was regardless

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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There wasn't a feasible non-dull option. Williams are the only team Merc could offer enough to part with their #1 driver. Plus we get Flippy back for one more season :unsmith:

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I've said it before, but it bears repeating: quick fire qualifying is great, but when the tracks have to charge so much for weekend tickets to claw back the money Bernie demands, the punters want to see more brum brums on Saturday than 22 cars doing one or two flying laps each

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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But the whole thing was that Felipe wasn't staying cool and had to be told to do so by Smedley....

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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It would be really funny if Nasr's drive in Brazil, which punted Manor into 11th and no prize money, is what loses him an F1 drive because there's no Manor to dump Wehrlein in

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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They have Ocon

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Alain Post posted:

Does Britain even make cars anymore? Joke nation

We make a fuckton, we just don't design them anymore

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Bottas looks exactly the same, you lunatics

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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MattD1zzl3 posted:

So the car is called "RM50/3"? I suppose its good they removed "MP4" which was always a ron dennis thing.

The RM50/3 is a hideous watch they are promoting. They confirmed a few days ago MP4 isn't going

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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He actually made it through a full pregnancy without dumping the mother of his child for another woman this time?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Almost everything I've heard from Liberty has made me feel pretty at ease:

Chase Carey's bullet point analysis with the problems with F1 as it stands
  • The revenue system is skewed in favour of the already rich and powerful, to the extent that the smallest teams are struggling to survive and money is tight for about half the grid.
  • There is a lack of competition on track.
  • Television audience figures are dropping in many markets - although this is largely because of a switch to pay television, to make more money from TV rights deals.
  • The longest-standing races are struggling to fund themselves and risk dropping off the calendar
  • The decision-making process is not working properly.
  • Some significant business and sporting decisions have been made for solely financial reasons, disregarding other important factors, such as their effects on the sporting side.
  • An acceptance that F1 has lost some of its appeal, particularly a sense of edge and drama and as an extreme driver challenge.

A BBC article outlining some of what he's said since the deal was completed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/38731760

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Brawn was pretty good at sniffing out (and exploiting) accidental pitfalls in the rule making process, he's a good guy to have around so we don't end up with kneejerk rules that are terrible

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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daslog posted:

One can hate Bernie, but he made a lot of money for F1 CVC by charging outrageous hosting fees. Is Liberty willing to take losses on fees to get more US races?

ftfy

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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blunt posted:

What ever happened to the proposed new York/new Jersey street race? Formula E is doing a New York Street race this year so it seems crazy that F1 couldn't pull it off.

Formula E has much shorter tracks and makes much less noise

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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literally a full month before anything F1 actually happens. Bring back testing and OTT car launches, Ross.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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He's probably banking on Ferrari being petty about their extra money getting reduced

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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MattD1zzl3 posted:

The 2010 car looked pretty good tho in hindsight. Shame about that fuel tank.




The low nose cars look much worse. motherfuck driver safety. Blood for the blood god.

And yet when we had all the high nose cars everyone ITT was calling for the return of low nose cars

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Let the record show that I always loved the 2004 Williams walrus nose, and it's a shame it wasn't very good

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Human Grand Prix posted:

'Twas cool. Also in terms of raw speed it was the fastest car, no?

And this season Manor often topped the speed traps. Raw speed means poo poo all

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Theophany posted:

That's why the Paddock Club and corporate hospitality benefits for sponsors exist. Ain't no average Joes dropping 5 large on a paddock pass to sit and listen to Kimi do a monosyllabic Q&A or Checo barely string a coherent sentence together.

And this is the exact problem. Bernie's idea of getting sponsors is giving the sponsors a nice experience to pay for 20 times a year rather than developing a product with an enthusiastic audience for the sponsors to actually advertise to.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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MattD1zzl3 posted:



*~10 years pass~*





De-greebled it's a perfectly acceptable helmet design for a German

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Sharkfins confirmed for 2017

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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I'm looking forward to seeing the first actual 2017 F1 cars... in 3 weeks

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Didn't even Gutierrez get some points in the Haas? Greatest car on the grid

He did not

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