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Plebian Parasite

"Are these numbers correct?"

"Yes, Dr. Bisque, the research you hold in your hand is irrefutable proof that the origin of all life on earth actually evolved from the primordial salad."

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alnilam

Plebian Parasite posted:

"Are these numbers correct?"

"Yes, Dr. Bisque, the research you hold in your hand is irrefutable proof that the origin of all life on earth actually evolved from the primordial salad."

Dr Bisque: "Does anyone other than the two of us know about this?"

Dr Strone: "yes, why--"

Dr B shoots Dr S with a silenced pistol she keeps under her desk. She places the printouts in the shredder. "This would shake our society to its very core. No one must know..."

joke_explainer


Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled egg soup.
Oh my. Quite stylish.
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Haha, haha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salad and scrambled egg soups
They're callin' again.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

Me, explaining things to an alien: Yeah I live on a planet, which is a kind of continent soup

its a sort of crustland, saltwater taffy, massive soup

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Toss my soup is a sort of metaphor for a controversial queer act

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
an unintelligible mix of random words and phrases is known as a word soup, and generally comes in chicken noodle form

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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joke_explainer


*dystopian future*

i'll have the clam salad, and a caesar soup please

ScrubLeague

Are there any soups other than cereal that taste great when served cold?

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the bsd boys
Probation
Can't post for 386 days!
Well, there's the classic ice soup with a soda broth

the littlest prince


you can pretty much use any kind of broth in ice soup. bean broth, leaf broth, nib broth. even orange broth. i personally enjoy fermented molasses broth. i would recommend against using a broth that is too strongly flavored though, it takes attention away from the star, the ice.

Manifisto


corona with a lime stuffed in the neck


ty nesamdoom!

FactsAreUseless

Shrimp Fried Rice can be found on the menu under "small pastry soup."

joke_explainer


Fried chicken is, technically, just a chicken canola soup with minimal broth.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


joke_explainer posted:

Fried chicken is, technically, just a chicken canola soup with minimal broth.

wait, do you mean to tell me you actually believe it's not a STEW? you monster


google THIS

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

Me, explaining things to an alien: Yeah I live on a planet, which is a kind of continent soup

it's actually continent-seafood soup

the bsd boys
Probation
Can't post for 386 days!

Manifisto posted:

corona with a lime stuffed in the neck

Big fan of Corona. It's like sex on the beach.

in that it's loving close to water, ayyyy

alnilam

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

Big fan of Corona. It's like sex on the beach.

in that it's loving close to water, ayyyy

:poolgirl:

Android Blues


getting a lot of use out of this

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

FactsAreUseless posted:

Shrimp Fried Rice can be found on the menu under "small pastry soup."

...Seriously though what is shrimp

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


lmbo calrissian posted:

...Seriously though what is shrimp

a salad, obv


lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

google THIS posted:

it's actually continent-seafood soup

The fact that the ocean is a massive seafood soup/salad is blowing my mind to f***** bits

And coral is a beautiful type of poke bowl

Manifisto


Crumpet Strumpet posted:

Big fan of Corona. It's like sex on the beach.

in that it's loving close to water, ayyyy

loving close to water = salad

loving in water = soup

who wants to make a minestrone with me? :heysexy:


ty nesamdoom!

Senior Management



the ocean is a desert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above

:jerry:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Vynar posted:

the ocean is a desert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above

this is untrue

Senior Management




The ocean is a dessert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above

:jerry:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Vynar posted:

The ocean is a dessert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above

this is true


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Nice.

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Instruction Manuel

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Wait where does stew fall in this equation or did I miss that part of the convo? (probably)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Wamdoodle posted:

Wait where does stew fall in this equation or did I miss that part of the convo? (probably)

whoa whoa, buddy. Let's leave the dangerous stuff up to the experts

Senior Management



Albert Einstein wipes the sweat from his brow. The science man let's out a long slow sigh before erupting in anger. Snapping his chalk in half Albert screams. The soup and stew equation has defeated him. It was not to be. As tears stream down his face he silently moves on to a much easier subject. General relativity.

:jerry:

google THIS

if you think about soup for too long it becomes a stew

the bsd boys
Probation
Can't post for 386 days!
If you think about it even medium-hard, people are just walking stews

Beet Wagon





I read a paper once that said the human body is made up of 50-65% vegetable broth.

Plebian Parasite

my horrible diet and sedentary lifestyle means i'm probably more of a bisque.

assemblyrequired

is this thread a soup or a salad
makes you think

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Vynar posted:

The ocean is a dessert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above

Fish soup as a dessert isn't edgy or cool

social vegan



assemblyrequired posted:

is this thread a soup or a salad
makes you think

it's an unlimited breadstick

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
is the milk the soup and the cereal the croutons , or what's the deal here

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
did you also know that beer is just bread with more water

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Ahundredbux posted:

did you also know that beer is just bread with more water

beer is technically a bread pudding


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