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A deserted playground. Monkey bars bent, twisted and covered in grey ash. A lone rusty swing, empty, swaying slightly in the hot afternoon breeze. Nearby an abandoned ice cream truck is frozen in time, skeletons of the driver and three children picked clean, their bones white and still. Signs on the side of the truck once advertised a colorful array of frozen treats, now are worn away and sunbleached. A cockroach the size of a dog waits patiently in the shadows beneath the truck for night to come, that is when it searches the ruins for food. Suddenly the wind kicks up. A gigantic sandstorm approaches. A rusted droid collapses in on itself, forming a sand-proof egg. BEEp ZOOP ZZZZZZZ. A wall of sand hits the tall downtown buildings of a once bustling metropolis. Many of the buildings are damaged badly, missing large five story sized holes in their sides, once important financial documents streamed down from them to the streets below but no longer. The sandstorm is fierce and eats away at the city for nearly two hours before subsiding. Stunted beings emerge from sewer sanctums via manholes and tunnels. They are slim and scaled, a product of three thousand years of interbreeding between humans and alligators. They carry crude weapons and wear DIY armor made from pipes and bats and hubcaps. But the lizardmen are cautious. They stay close to their dwellings. a lizardman wielding a hockey stick wrapped in razor wire raises his head and shrieks. The cry is long and loud and is instantly repeated throughout the city by his fellow lizardmen. They beat a hasty retreat back into the sewers, there is a CroMage about. Hockey Stick shudders in fear as he cowers in the rubble, hoping the CroMage does not sense him or indeed any of his fellow lizardfolk who may be hiding nearby. Peering through a slat of a broken window the lizardman watches the CroMage float leisurely down the empty street, levitating five feet off the ground and emitting an audible hum of powerful energy. Blessed with the power of telekinesis and mind control and almost infinite need to kill, CroMages had wiped out entire communities of survivors. They never spoke and hardly ever displayed any kind of emotion. They were also usually completely naked, the CroMage has no need of clothes because nothing can harm it and it can regulate its own temperature. Hockey Stick hears something. Something big is approaching from down the street! Festerboars are huge, pissed off and inedible. Long ago the lizardmen had ancestors who hunted the Festerboar and died from the infected meat. In these times it is best to run from them, they are slightly bigger than a fullsize SUV and almost impossible to kill. They are not smart however and this one was no exception. It saw the CroMage and instantly charged. Surprised by the Festerboar's lightning fast attack, the CroMage had no time to go on offense and simply levitated out of range. Hockey Stick's eyes went wide as the boar skidded to a stop and turned to face the CroMage again. By this time the CroMage had recovered and it raised a hand, pointing it towards a broken off light pole. The pole rose up and slammed down into the Festerboar, piercing it's back and bursting from the gigantic animal's belly along with a torrent of blood. The Festerboar roared in pain and confusion as it tried to walk forward and stumbled. The wounded beast thrashed it's tusks about in the dust and ash of the roadway as it struggled to regain it's footing. Once again the CroMage struck, this time a jagged boulder of concrete with rebar sticking out of it smashed with a mighty thud into the top of the boar's head. CRUNCH! The skull must be shattered into pieces. The animal now lay twitching in the dust, clinging to life by a hanging thread. The CroMage hovered over the Festerboar and watched impassionately as the great beast gasped and rattled it's last breaths. The CroMage then lowered himself to the ground, walked casually over to the Festerboar, ripped out a sizable chunk of boarflesh and began to eat. Hockey Stick couldn't believe what he was seeing. This was madness! Was this CroMage immune? Hockey Stick continued to watch as the CroMage chewed away at the raw, bloody meat. The CroMage suddenly took a seat cross-legged and stopped chewing. The pale naked figure then vomited explosively. It looked confused. It looked to the boar and then back at his vomit. The CroMage's eyes rolled back in its head and it keeled over onto its side, a trickle of blood ran out of its nose. Hockey Stick then cautiously moves from his hiding place into the light of the street. He cautiously approaches the carcasses. Hockey Stick uses the bottom end of his stick to prod at the two, first the CroMage (definitely dead) and then the Festerboar (also very dead). He then raises his head to the sky and releases a different cry than before, the "all-clear" sign. It is temporarily safe for his people to venture forth again, but who knows what danger lurks around the next corner? At the edge of the city a dust drift blows away revealing a bullet-riddled sign that reads: YOUR TOWN, USA
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 21:52 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 17:58 |
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(its because of Trump)
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 21:53 |
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JiveHonky posted:A deserted playground. Monkey bars bent, twisted and covered in grey ash. A lone rusty swing, empty, swaying slightly in the hot afternoon breeze. Nearby an abandoned ice cream truck is frozen in time, skeletons of the driver and three children picked clean, their bones white and still. Yeah it's not much to look at, but the rent is so cheap.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 21:56 |
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Fallout was a cool game, please do one about Farming Simulator or The Sims: Livin' Large (Livin' Large only please!)
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:00 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Yeah it's not much to look at, but the rent is so cheap. did you get the twist at the end? YOUR TOWN, USA did you get scared? 1 to 10 how scared were you
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 21:59 |
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But the bullet holes in the sign are there now. Is this really now?
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:02 |
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Hardawn posted:But the bullet holes in the sign are there now. Is this really now? i had some issues with tense. now is the future now not the today now
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:07 |
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>GO LEFT edit: i made a lizardman druid last night in a game of pathfinder. is this real life
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:16 |
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JiveHonky posted:A deserted playground. Monkey bars bent, twisted and covered in grey ash. A lone rusty swing, empty, swaying slightly in the hot afternoon breeze. Nearby an abandoned ice cream truck is frozen in time, skeletons of the driver and three children picked clean, their bones white and still. Signs on the side of the truck once advertised a colorful array of frozen treats, now are worn away and sunbleached. A cockroach the size of a dog waits patiently in the shadows beneath the truck for night to come, that is when it searches the ruins for food. Spooky... Too spooky for me actually Jive
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:17 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:>GO LEFT >u encounter a robed lizardman, he tells you he has the finest Skooma in the city and beckons for you to follow him deeper into the alley
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:18 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Spooky... Too spooky for me actually Jive sowee charlie! get better soon
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:19 |
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GOD I hate the future!
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:19 |
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JiveHonky posted:>u encounter a robed lizardman, he tells you he has the finest Skooma in the city and beckons for you to follow him deeper into the alley I don't trust >GO RIGHT
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:21 |
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JiveHonky posted:(its because of Trump)
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:23 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I don't trust >RIGHT INTO THIS DICK
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:24 |
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JiveHonky posted:did you get the twist at the end? YOUR TOWN, USA how big was the CroMage's penis? if over 3" then I was definitely terrified beyond reaosn
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:24 |
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JiveHonky posted:YOUR TOWN, USA HOLY poo poo Go left.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:28 |
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Jive, I love you man but for me to read and comprehend something like this you're going to have to express it as a Fallout 4 mod or at least weave in 21 hot tricks I can use to spice up my love life.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:47 |
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The title said vision didn't know I'd have to read poo poo I'm out.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 22:53 |
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Grem posted:The title said vision didn't know I'd have to read poo poo I'm out. That's because you don't have any eyes fam
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 23:03 |
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TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 23:04 |
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Post-apocalookin rear end
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 23:07 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I don't trust >you trust your insticts about the dubious Skooma merchant and GO RIGHT >you see a hastily written sign that says GO NORTH
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:13 |
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You lost me at lizard people. Triggered.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:15 |
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Grem posted:The title said vision didn't know I'd have to read poo poo I'm out.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:17 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You lost me at lizard people. Triggered. they control the media and demanded to be included in the vision of a brutally bleak future
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:18 |
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Specifically which of Trump's policies will start the alligator loving craze?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:19 |
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bag em and tag em posted:Specifically which of Trump's policies will start the alligator loving craze? i hapens after he dismantles NAFTA
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:20 |
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JiveHonky posted:(its because of Trump) well yeah duh that was implied
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:44 |
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First post too long
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:46 |
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JiveHonky posted:YOUR TOWN, USA Whew, glad I moved out of Your Town, USA, a few years back. I'm liking it much better in My Town, USA.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:50 |
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luv 2 date boys posted:Whew, glad I moved out of Your Town, USA, a few years back. I'm liking it much better in My Town, USA. is that NORTH of YOUR TOWN?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 00:59 |
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JiveHonky posted:they control the media and demanded to be included in the vision of a brutally bleak future I mean it's only natural though, those fuckers write the best shows and everyone knows it.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:02 |
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JiveHonky posted:did you get the twist at the end? YOUR TOWN, USA Oh I thought it said "YOUR TOWN, LISA" and I didn't know who Lisa was.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:02 |
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can u do one but where being cis is illegal and u get ur junk loped off?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:10 |
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It is night time, in an unknown suburban neighborhood. The houses are in rough shape; battered by the decade old oak trees that have collapsed and caved many of the roofs in, exposing the raw fiberglass insulation, a pink foam that spills from the tops of the houses, matted wet from the passing super-hurricane. Here and there are wet, slapping and still alive creatures, gurgling out their last pathetic breaths in an environment they cannot survive. The brightly robed and white faced figure rides on cartoonish shoes with wheels attached to the bottom; a large spike protruding from the toe. He also carries a bright pink parasol; and it too, has a spike coming from the top; slick with blood. -HONKHONK- goes the figure, as he circles one of the suffocating creatures the passing super-storm saw fit to deposit. The creature is larger than the few others present; strangely bloated. The clown looks down, and a frown becomes a grin as it reaches into the gill of the suffocating sea creature. He gropes around, shoulder deep now, and finds what he is looking for, and then proceeds to tear, rip, and laugh. -HONKHONK- His arm is free, and he holds a pulsing, oozing brown sack of material; the sea creature's womb, the children still alive encased in the embryonic fluid of their parent. The clown's face becomes joyful as he gingerly places the fleshy bag on a patch of long dead grass; he leaves the spot for a few moments, and returns with two objects; one a slim post with piece of cardboard, the other a fallen tree branch. It shoves the former into the ground just behind the weakly undulating sack; anD WINDS UP FOR THE SWING -HONK- SMUSH- SQULGH- HONKHONKHONK-SMUASH- The sign says
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:25 |
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Go YOUR TOWN SPORTS TEAM! Beat THE OTHER TEAM this year in SPORT CHAMPIONSHIP!
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:28 |
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Tl;dr can I get a summary?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:30 |
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Wait, so the humans and alligators have been interbreeding for thousands of years but the ice cream truck still has bones in it? Nice plot hole Mr. King.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:29 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 17:58 |
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JiveHonky posted:is that NORTH of YOUR TOWN? yeah it's not too far, I'd describe it as more NORTH-NORTHEAST. better job market here plus they got a Costco and an aldi.
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