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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
The one true list

From Russia with Love Category:
From Russia with Love

Awesome poo poo:
Goldfinger
For Your Eyes Only
The Living Daylights
Goldeneye
Casino Royale
Skyfall

Cool Bonds:
Dr. No
Thunderball
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Spy Who Loved Me
License to Kill
Tomorrow Never Dies

I Have No Strong Feelings:
Octopussy
The World is Not Enough
Quantum of Solace
Spectre

Dumb Movies:
Diamonds are Forever
Live and Let Die
The Man with a Golden Gun
Moonraker
A View to a Kill

gently caress Die Another Day:
Die Another Day

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Die Another Day is everything horrible about Star Trek: Into Darkness turned up to 11. Plus the villain is basically just an entitled rear end in a top hat and not memorable in any way. Then you get dumb para-surfing away from a space laser which sounds like something an 8 year old thought would be the coolest poo poo ever. The second especially the third act of it is some of the worst poo poo I've seen.

I will say it doesn't have the dumbest thing ever in a Bond movie. That belongs to using a loving slide whistle during a car jump.

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