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hi. i have buttons until duckie comes to her senses and rightfully takes them away and makes me sit in a corner for like, six hours or something. i can probe you, if you're into that, for six hours with a picture of the adorable creature of your choice OR the adorable creature of my choice!!! examples: pick an animal, any animal, and i'll shove it in your rap sheet for six hours. maybe don't let me do this until you're done posting for the day, though. i only have so many powers, i can't unprobe you because you want to post a picture of a guy smoking a blunt that is like 8 feet long. i mean, i can post it if you PM me about it but that seems like it wouldn't work very well. |
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dealer's choice (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:42 |
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hmmm some fine choices in the op but today I'm feeling baby elephant please! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:01 |
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take a cutie, leave a cutie (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:04 |
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cuddle fish (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:10 |
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Oh man Oh man I've been waiting for this since I was at work and now I'm in bed so you know that's a long time! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:48 |
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Dumbo octopus please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:55 |
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I would really appreciate a little goat (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 06:33 |
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hook me up with a rad probe for my collection! (careful hams!! Some of your probes the img tags didn't work properly)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 07:48 |
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messing up img tags doesnt' even score in the top 10 biggest mistakes an ik has made. the antique probe system doesn't even have a preview function
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 16:46 |
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i did a dumb and emailed duckie and she said, and i quote, "quack quack quack quack quack." so i'll reprobe you if you want tonight after you guys are done telling everyone about your teenage feelings. or posting butts or something. please don't post butts in byob unless they're really funny butts, ok guys, and if you do only post them with NWS tags so nobody gets fired over internet butts.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 18:00 |
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After careful consideration, hamjob please intentionally mess up my image tags (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 18:52 |
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hamjobs posted:i did a dumb and emailed duckie and she said, and i quote, "quack quack quack quack quack." have an old meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RixHDo7s9A&t=135s vanisher posted:After careful consideration, hamjob please intentionally mess up my image tags ohh baby gimme that cutie, that broken html (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:30 |
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hey can i get a probation is this still on offer.. thanks (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:35 |
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A Tin Of Beans posted:hey can i get a probation is this still on offer.. thanks sure and i promise i'll try not to break your poo poo or put the magic sex butt in your probe ok i mean, unless you're into that. at which point, i guess i'll put the magic sex butt in your probe.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:45 |
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hamjobs posted:sure and i promise i'll try not to break your poo poo or put the magic sex butt in your probe ok please don't do that no nsfw images in probe reasons
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:46 |
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i guess i should add that to the super secret ik guidelines
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:46 |
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i'm not actually gonna do that, it was a poor attempt at a joke on the train. i'm just trying to go to my doctor's appointment and everything is the worst. especially the internet on a train (but we have internet on trains now, we live in the future).
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:48 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:i guess i should add that to the super secret ik guidelines discards weeks of work and prep for the great nsfw probating and storms off in a huff
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:48 |
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hamjobs posted:i'm not actually gonna do that, it was a poor attempt at a joke on the train. i was sure you were joking, but i thought i'd be super clear (i also just added it to the super secret ik rules for real)
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:50 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:i was sure you were joking, but i thought i'd be super clear ok good thank you, i don't want somebody putting butts in my rapsheet or someone getting the yob in trouble
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:52 |
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is there like a ham temps place i could go i need a hamjob in my rap sheet (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
# ? Dec 2, 2016 20:15 |
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now the llamas are barking and the yob mods parking a lot they can do for me I begged you to probe me you tore my shirt open and I'm down on my knees tonight Old Bushmills I staggered, you buried the dagger in your silhouette window light to go Probing Matilda, probing Matilda, you'll go probing Matilda with me (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 04:56 |
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only if i can get a big fuzzy moth. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 05:01 |
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can I get that little duck thing or whatever it is (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 05:15 |
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IF YOU WERE INCORRECTLY PROBED because I'm a big dumb idiot, and you want to be REPROBED, please post here again saying that you'd like to get reprobed or whatever. if you'd like me to donate a dollar to the ACLU with my work-matched donation tonight for your probe, too, i'm happy to throw in more cash out of my pocket.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 05:20 |
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yeah I'll take uhh, one probation®,,, with a small fry (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 06:08 |
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I tried to match the spirit of your offer with my own $1 donation to the ACLU, but the minimum they will take is $5. it's okay however, I'll be donating more later on and I'll just add in the extra buck at that time. yes I would like to be reprobed please. tonight I'm thinking otters? like holding hands as they drift around the ocean, or taking care of babies on their tummy or something? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 06:13 |
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I'm going to sleep! Give me something cute to look at in the morning please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 06:22 |
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may i have a cute otter please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 16:56 |
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I'd like more cute cat pics in my probation reasons please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 21:03 |
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The choice so your's hammyhams. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 21:17 |
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is there a cute shrimp pic out there? what do you think shrimp sound like? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 23:24 |
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Gimme a Pepe-Probation, pls. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Do you see the stuff above this here text? Terrible, right? I agree with you. |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 00:22 |
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**walks into the thread and looks around** Uh-oh... (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 00:24 |
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perhaps a nice corvid pic (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:49 |
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I'm not scared of probationa or cute animals the rock says bring it on jabroni (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 15:06 |
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can you probe me on Wednesday? or maybe today, because then I can't say hello to all my Wednesday dudes if you do (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 16:31 |
you should probe me in the early afternoon this is gonna break my rap sheet decade virginity so this animal better be pretty dang cute ---------------- |
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 17:15 |
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Rushi posted:you should probe me in the early afternoon i got you, fam. this may be the cutest animal alive.
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