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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

SMP posted:

Tracer - from overwatch

DONT EVENB loving JOKE ABOUT THIS

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Nickname Pending posted:

Doom Guy - Can rip operators apart with bare hands. You get a feeling he's seen some poo poo.

Spartan - Only one with an energy shield. Impossible to take down. Game breaking.

The DOOM SLAYER does not kill humans.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Basticle posted:

hell, i'd pay real money for badass uniforms like that instead of loving clowns and poo poo

gently caress YOU! JUGGALO 4 LYFE!

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Knifegrab posted:

Question: Will a silenced pistol kill one hit to the head?

At all ranges. There's a number of reasons I think headshots really gently caress this game sideways.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Shooting dogs is a lot of fun.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Another :cumpolice: operator. This time an attacker who gets a hand-held anti-tank dildo launcher.

edit: The AT dildoes can blast threw walls (they won't make nearly as big a hole as the Hibana or Ash breaches) and will spray burning cum onto whatever is on the opposite side. Great against guys hiding in closets, and can be used to destroy mute/bandit gadgets at the bases of reinforced walls.

DoctorStrangelove fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Mar 3, 2017

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Last time the weeklies stopped working we got credit for them a few days later. Before the week was done even. Wait until Monday.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


https://youtu.be/pD_imYhNoQ4

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

CJ posted:

How are the weekly quests still broken? Can't they just restart the server or something?

I've been idling in Terrorist Hunt for the better part of the last 12 hours and i've got 15k renown out of it so far. Should i use it to buy Buck or Frost to do the weekly once they fix it?

Progress for the weekly is still being tracked on Ubisoft's end. It will eventually update.

Also both Frost and Buck are good.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Knifegrab posted:

Hey Hard why the gently caress do nitro cells phase through shields and human bodies?!

parasites

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI2lv7cXCIQ

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Didn't Ubi say in that one livestream that they were adding gently caress-boxes to the game? Whatever happened to that?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Hexenritter posted:

ok so I recently got a decent deal on this so I grabbed it. I've only played a couple of the tutorials so far. What do I need to know other than:

1: Hard needs to fix his game.
2: Communication is (obviously) important.
3: I will never not have connection issues.
4: If I want to play with goons, get in the discord.
5: I should really break my usual habit of not using a mic.

Also:
1: Which operators are good to start out with?
2: Which operators suck?
3: Which waifu is best?


edit:
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/hexenritter/
Uplay: Hexenritter_

Best starting operators for each CTU:

GIGN - Rook
SAS - Sledge
FBI - Ash
Spetz - Kapkan
GSG9 - Jager

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Also my personal waifu, Rudy Reyes from Generation Kill is not in Siege, so the best waifu in the game is prolly IQ.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

New players will Fuze hostages, teammates and themselves. Kapkan can't gently caress up that big.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Hexenritter posted:

Thanks guys,


CTS?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3796734

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I feel like most people are hard counters against Castle.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Cup Runneth Over posted:

The only person who's not a hard counter to Castle is "guy who forgot to bring frags or breach charges."

Monty and Capitao.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Nickname Pending posted:

How are Frost's guns? I am thinking about getting her as my next operator. That, or Buck.

Frost's smg is legit. Buck's also a good operator.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UsJSG0ynPs

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Cup Runneth Over posted:

He's black, not Jamaican

A lot of Jamaicans are of African ancestry.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

There needs to be an operator who can suck his own dick.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!



PlanB please ban.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

WASD was the law of the land back in 1999 also.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Loopoo posted:

I'm sitting on a whopping 40k renown and I can't do poo poo with it. I've got all operators, AFAIK I can't unlock skins with this. Is there a way to gift it to a friend, or buy an operator for him? Poor guy is grinding his rear end off trying to get the new season operators, and I'm poo poo outta luck when it comes to helping him.

Use it to buy dildos.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Who wrote the Hibana code, Hard?

https://youtu.be/cNgxyL5zEAk

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Nickname Pending posted:

This Frost Birthday challenge is a pain in the rear end. Sharing her between 5 people, most of whom are going for the challenge too makes it take way longer. At the very least, I wish it would include Buck so it could whittle down the amount of people playing her.

It does include Buck.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Nickname Pending posted:

Even thought it only says to get kills with Frost?

It says to win rounds as JTF2.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8qvTVOvu8

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Of course it's Poland that gets the shaft.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Nickname Pending posted:

At the very least, I wish there was a new map. Not even necessarily the Hong Kong one, but just a new one in general for any location. Just to freshen up the game a bit. I love playing the game still, but it would be nice for something different. I guess I will just focus on unlocking the few operators I still don't have and give them a go.

Remaining, I still have: Capitao, Jackal, Valkyrie, and Echo. Who would you guys recommend as a good next pick?

Valk is by far the best of that lot.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Snooze Cruise posted:

H.R. McMaster would be Tom Clancy's name if Tom Clancy's name wasn't Tom Clancy

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN7nHYlogwo

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

im glad that Ubi is taking the position that it is ok to be racist against the French.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Hard is trying to make you healthier by loving up the game into the shitter so you go outside.

Stop being a bitch.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfnZ1XryHog

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

keyframe posted:

Is "one step matchmaking" code for "put people in a in progress match every single loving time"? Because that's what's happening to me like seven times in a row now.

Why are you solo-queueing?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Tim CLAMPy's seej: ACTION COMPLETED

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8K2gw63ys

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Oh hey new thread title.

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