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pgab's posts about I'm a star citizens vid's brought up these interviews by Gamestar in my feed. They probably have been posted before and missed em but i'm shitposting to 44. John Rhys Davies, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR89fzQ9WeA highlight is JRD grabbing the mic @ 0.46 and declaring i dont know what im doing. Chrobbers, Mark Hamill and John Rhys Davies interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPlxPyGl1g Highlights of hand waving, redoing the mo-cap headsets and dreams. at 13:40 they are asked how CR has changed as a director since the wing commander game. Its painful. Gradis fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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is it page 44 yet?
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woohoo 4-4 In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! It's one of those urban legends. I don't think I said that I don't *like* pizza. I'm just not a *fan*. Big difference. But leave it those Goons to go off a cliff with everything i think you said your wife banned pizza due to love handles.
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thats a pizza close to having a pineapple on it. just bad
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:pinepple on pizza: actually good mods?
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Tippis posted:
I love pickled beetroot in a sandwich. Plus i like adding crisps (or for  chips)
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Dec 8, 2016 19:44
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What else is there to do? It's not like CIG is doing anything useful that we can mock them for. We probably have to wait for the next livestream for that.
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TheAgent posted:uhhhhhhh when you have money rolling in you spend that poo poo on $1000/h escorts, cocaine and fast cars sorry family round the bedside, but this is how I want to go.
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Mr Fronts posted:ISU-152? think its the 122 edit: is it the su-152? Gradis fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Dec 15, 2016 |
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KM Scorchio posted:When is the live stream in UK time (the one true timezone)? I'm spending my afternoon doing some pre Christmas drinking so this might be fun to watch later for a laugh before I cry myself drunkenly to sleep. woo hoo its 12:01 'raises glass'
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scrubs season six posted:5. Ben fellates Crobbles on screen for 6 minutes. This will be a fist of shame pleasure.
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1. Delayed start ofc 2. No Crobbers or Sandi cos holidays 3. lovely streamer set up again with delayed lets do some other poo poo like parade around the hanger. 4. Some talk about new lovely social side. might include some slides. 5. Star Marine with no new stuff and a pitch for a ship sale.
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dont dox discord. makes that dude angry and then he forgets to call his parents and makes the other dude angry. Its a hideous cycle.
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TheAgent posted:who won the fuckin free game thing?????? I'm too drunk to be an impartial judge but i vote for the man from delmonte
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Dec 19, 2016 03:17
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TheAgent posted:st a r citizen alpha 2.6 ban this sick heartbreaking filth
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Dec 19, 2016 03:24
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Dec 19, 2016 03:34
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Ghostlight posted:would run away from whilst spraying piss as a defence mechanism
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I.N.R.I posted:how much better did it go over ? did you all get boners from looking at it? you dont understand game developers
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hakimashou posted:I think the guy who predicted they would release 2.6 to paid subscribers only for the holidays should win the best prediction prize. yes. making the most public game development ever and then turning it into a 10 quid a month for the latest patch which turns off a massive section of a already gameplay desert. winning move.
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TheAgent posted:who was that dunno off the top of my head, but yeah think it was predicted by someone.
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alf_pogs posted:
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EightAce posted:Let's talk hypothetically for a minute . Let's think outside the box a little. Conjurate a scenario where a well known dev , face of the company art side if you will. Has been involved in a minor transgression, one we can all relate to. Possibly this individual has secured the services of a lady of the night. Maybe some chemical enhancement has been indulged in. Possibly this has happened in a backer funded CIG private chalet somewhere in the United States of America. Now maybe this entire endeavour has gone catastrophically awry . Maybe violence has ensued and maybe just maybe this lady of the night is now a justified complainant ? Cash is needed and a smoke screen to obfuscate this infamous gentleman's exit and continuation as free man. hosed up if not true
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ArfJason posted:Just a reminder and plea for you guys to stop doxxing people, sending death threats and archiving every single thing some people have ever said about the bad videogame and using this encyclopedic knowledge to point out that the number they said was gonna be is now a different nunber, and loling at it for hundreds of pages. Its mentally ill. Its thousands. Lets lol at this nubbins. Then dox his family.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Every mission is complete and has already been grey/white boxed. you mean hand waved
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do the windscreen wipers raise up to protect you? (glad all ok though)
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TheAgent posted:also learn how to loving make a hot toddie proper gently caress I just keep my whiskey bottle between my legs. Touching my taint is the best toddie and all the bumf like lemon can just gently caress right off. Kills colds like a boss.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Are those prices real? Holy poo poo those prices are real. stunning
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Star Citizen : Moved to Graveyard
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Mirificus posted:
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Breetai posted:Doxxing was Christmas Eve. Today after the traditional death threats I decided to give her a nice card to go with the present I brought (note the completed pavlova, ready for decoration with cream and berries!) i wish i wrote this in my mums card now. next year then.
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merry xmas you crazy fuckers. i hope this poo poo show fails on like a slug trail.
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Beet Wagon posted:Oh man I almost missed a chance to post a Christmas beetle! that is a strange but good catte
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TheAgent posted:also if amazon is actually involved in more higher level stuff (I believe this was the money beast chris has been trying to entice for awhile) chris will be out by 2018 As an agent what shapes best describe your thoughts about the change to lumberyard.
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TheAgent posted:3 squiggly lines heard it here first
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DogonCrook posted:The posts where you have stated this has probably been skipped over because this thread is filled with an immense amount of unrelated nonsense. Thats why this happens, you have to disclaimer everything. Eightace has been out for almost a year now if i remember correctly and has said so multiple times. Why the hell would he know about ly? then read something else and meltdown there bendon
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all enoying screaming at the computer game and the people making it. this post is just a quiet reminder for you to call or visit your parents wherever possible, particularly if you havent seen them over the christmas holidays yet. they love and care about you and would love to hear from you i have had my fill of family for the year. thanks.
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its a good year for WTFsaltyass
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