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Heh, he paid over $1000 for the priviledge of being offered the ability to pay $275 to be crammed elbow to elbow with nerds to be offered a picture of pure future technical debt for $675 in a game that isn't developed yet mostly because of technical debt and mismanagement, and that's just the most recent dumb robbery he's fallen for.  It will never not be funny. Beet Wagon posted:currently our agenda is anything from "Destroy the game because Chris wouldn't let us do EVE Online poo poo" to "Destabilize the playerbase so we can scam people out of their ships on the grey market to build a secret goon megafleet" depending on who you ask. Oh, lmao So it hasn't occured to them that we take the piss and laugh at SC and it's more rabid fans because it's a massive money pit with an obviously distrustful director standing at the edge while gleefully holding people upside-down by their ankles and shaking them until the money falls out of their pockets and into said money pit, and then they thank him for it and ask to be shook some more, all while they froth at the mouth because a goon might say something bad or funny about the situation.
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Inacio posted:
I adjusted the image slightly for clarity.  
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Aug 26, 2019 16:43
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Colostomy Bag posted:Thank you kind sir. Perfect in my vision. 
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Having fun with this:
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Beautiful.  Not the best, but simple and effective Colostomy Bag posted:Just don't do crobear with the fellatio thing. Oops
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Virtual Captain posted:lol they got an angry e-mail from Chris. Spill the beans Pretty quick response from him tbh, doesn't it usually take him >8 hours to write a letter?
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Daztek posted:The pcgamer article is back Linked, looks like they've added a bit https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/this-new-mine-laying-star-citizen-spaceship-announced/
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Aug 26, 2019 19:17
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Colostomy Bag posted:lol, just noticed Nicholson in the picture. Lmao
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Aug 26, 2019 20:12
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Casual reminder to the thread that page 6665 is not very far away now so the end is drawing near, goon-ops and REDACTED intel channels should begin prepping for You Need A Platinum Account To View This Message Parp
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Scruffpuff posted:Star Citizen, a non-game by a non-game developer and a non-director, has none of those above systems at all, nor does it have any systems at all. The space combat is complete dogshit, there is nothing meaningful happening nor will anything meaningful happen. This is despite being led by a self-styled space game mastermind. There is no bigger mistake made by man or god than to let Chris Roberts attempt to make a space game. If he had an ounce of brains he'd be embarrassed by the poo poo he's made. If he had an ounce of integrity he'd apologize and swear to make it right. Instead we have a morally bankrupt thumb lifting people's wallets in an upscale Denny's. Crobbers did code in an 'afterburner' mechanic in the original wing commander to give the ships a decent top speed, it used fuel at a very high rate so spamming it emptied the tank quickly, but once all the ships fuel was used up and you were practically dead in the water, you could still spam the afterburn key and reach top speed. The level of loving genius of that guy, it's staggering.
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Didn't have time to paste an arm in, but glitchy is what CInotG does best 
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Star Citizer : The great potato famine of 2949
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I refuse to believe this is fake, and also refuse to believe that Chris has run more than 4 hours in his entire life. He probably runs about as well as his tech demo does tbh
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Aug 28, 2019 19:08
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A stroll down merch row? LMAO!
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Now you too can own a key fob to go with your 'push button to flip out' Peugeot key. Erk!
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Bofast posted:I suppose they could switch engines without telling the backers until much later, just to try and escape this legal millstone around their necks. If it actually gets to the point where an engine change is seriously being considered as a last gasp option, then I reckon they'll just do the "Crytek/Goons/DS/Blockers/Lawyers/Lack of faith ruined the whole thing so we (CInotG) are taking a break from social media/Game dev/marketing/videos/all, due to targetted harrassment, but we'll be back once the tech catches up/people stop being meanies" They'll never go for an engine swap because they are so deep into Cryengine that changing to something different will mean all their actually skilled (or knowedgeable) devs suddenly finding themselves starting over from scratch in an unfamiliar engine with all their past work in the bin, highly demoralizing at the very least. I'll take a sixer when appropriate please Beet to mark the end of this, the greatest god drat thread to ever have been created on this, the dumbest and gayest of all the forums in the land.
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Sandweed posted:I remember back in the day someone calculated roughly the amount CR had spent on mocaping. Something like 40 mill I think. Anyone remember? That was around 2017 iirc, the total for mo-cap will most likely have doubled since then due to the reworks and redo's since
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Only in SC land does 2-3 months for delivery of an item get described as "pretty fast". Citizens and their broken brains 
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Quavers posted:Star Citizen: Seven Years of Lube Please make this the thread title Beet, before the great thread finalle thingy. 
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I said come in! posted:This is reminding me that CIG spent like $20,000 on a door for the office that opens up sci-fi starship style. The E.coli on their kitchen counter tops was completely free though in all fairness.
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Beet Wagon posted:They think it's funny to have a permanent thing on their rap sheet, that's all. You don't have to do it if you don't care. You're doing gods work, the lepers colony looks like the 'unusual bear' section of a nature reserve.  I'll take a bear related sixer if/when you get bored of dodging falling trees, glass shards, fish, reporters and other windborne items please Beet. And to all Florida people, goons and others, be safe over there.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Few from my stash, some of which where done by others, no idea who            
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Sarsapariller posted:Interrupting the years of amazing content to bring you another: The character artist had a hand in developing the 'Ironman' helmet hud for the marvel movies afaik, so that would be quite a blow to citizens bullet point list of notable talent at CI(not G).  I'm glad I've never bothered with making a  account, some of the people there are a bit too weird.
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Star Unreal Cry Lumber Engine Yard. Do we win a prize if we guess the new engine name?
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Scruffpuff posted:#1 activity if the minelayer makes it in game: follow a minelayer ship and blow up the mine the moment it deploys it. Actually the #1 activity that will happen if they actually put the minelayer in will be, watching it try to take off or fly anywhere without exploding/imploding/suddenly splitting into every renderable component instantly from the hitbox overlappy jittery "fidelity mines" janking out in the hull. Can almost bet money on the server making GBS threads its pants and 'nope'-ing into oblivion too.
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trucutru posted:Not if they have stuff to counter your NEMO drones! Or they could just wait for the mines to despawn (5 mins, if they dont jank out faster), or just not fly into the tiny engagement area, just go around/above/below them. They did say they had like a sextillion cubed miles of space to fly around in, why if there was all that space would anyone worry about a specific 30 miles cubed of basically angry janky space midgets armed with tennis racquets?
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trucutru posted:Because that's where B'Tak is LMAO There's an unintended gameplay feature, a sphere of mines around B'tak. The first thing that will definitely happen with them though is, they'll be dumped around every landing spot possible. Maybe one of the last but the toll must be paid, Taxxe; 
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