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alnilam

I accidentally took two One A Day For Senior s and look at me now... :(

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alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the Claritin-D, your nasal congestion ends. You wake up in your bed and breathe however you want to breathe. You take this handful of Sudafed, you stay in Walgreens and I show you how deep your sinuses go

The scene where they suck the bug out of him with that weird device but they put it on his face and it violently removes a nasal polyp he didn't know was causing a lot of his chronic congestion

alnilam

Business Gorillas posted:

I have taken enough ginseng that I not only remember every moment in my life, but the memories of all of my predecessors as well.

I think Borges wrote a short story about you

alnilam

I've been taking 200% recommended daily value of beta carotene for years now

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