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Do you have any idea how much calcium flows through my body at this moment? And you would stand in opposition to me? Pathetic... you can no more stop me than you could stop a mountain made of pure calcium. My bones are harder than steel. My fingernails are the strongest blades known to mankind. Osteoporosis? Menopause? These things mean nothing to me. Nothing! You believe being pregnant would leech the calcium from my bones? I could have a thousand children and still my bones would be able to withstand the deepest oceans. And you stand before me and you will not surrender? Then you will die.
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i took what I thought was Viagra, but then i looked at the label and it turned out it was nega-viagra imported from the underrealm! gosh, there was so much egg on my face when i went back to my girlfriend, and pulled down my pants to reveal a black all-devouring portal to His Domain!
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