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vanisher

The real reason they don't want you taking more Tylenol than advised is that's how they make super soldiers who feel no pain.



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vanisher

I was super tense after working out one sesh so I lathered icy-hot pretty thick all over myself.

The next thing I know movement is slowed and then impossible. My skin freezes solid, icy tendrils crawl across the surface I am lying on. The room I am in loses its temperature rapidly and I hear the creaking of pipes as the sudden temperature change causes them to bend and warp on their mountings. The glass in the windows shatters as air pressure from outside fights to fill the void left by the rapid depressurization. A hail of ice falls on my home suddenly as weather patterns shift. The tides across the world slowly recede as the world is consumed by ice.

The shattered world, dissipated into gas and dust, is disturbed by a nearby gravitational force. Clumps form, creating their own fields drawing more gas inwards. The collapsing clump begins to rotate and flatten into a disc of gas and dust. Slowly the disc rotates faster and faster, forming a hot dense core.

My glutes feel great though

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Dec 7, 2016



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vanisher

Took two of those gas station vitamin and supplement energy booster pill packet things, I'm driving my truck telepathically. But then I accidentally took a second GasX dose within the four hour dosage time frame and literally imploded



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