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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
I took 2 Viagra and I have an erection that has lasted far longer than four hours. Try since 2003. On the one hand I can sex 24/7/365, but on the other hand it's really difficult to pee!



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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Farecoal posted:

i took what I thought was Viagra, but then i looked at the label and it turned out it was nega-viagra imported from the underrealm! gosh, there was so much egg on my face when i went back to my girlfriend, and pulled down my pants to reveal a black all-devouring portal to His Domain!

You have to be really careful when you buy the blue diamonds from some sketchy dude off Craigslist. Once I got actual blue diamonds, which made nice earrings for my lady, but didn't help with my uselessly soft bits.



Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Zyla posted:

I drank so much gatorade i single handedly reversed the drought in my area

I drank so much gatorade that plants crave me.



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