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What will die first?
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ROH 20 22.47%
America 69 77.53%
Total: 89 votes
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

THIS COMPANY IS loving DEAD. WHAT DO WE GET ON FINAL BATTLE, THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR?

A "DREAM" MATCH FEATURING WWE CAST OFF "CODY"



OH AND HIS NXT CAST OFF WIFE WAS THERE TOO!

The big surprise of the show? More cast-aways here on the island!



Yep, The Hardy Boyz with a bad dye job. The has beens who can barely draw half the ratings as ROH are here to bury the roster.

And who are they going to feud with? Yep, TNA cast offs THE YOUNG SUCKS



Because the guys who have to wrestle in their back yard in TNA will draw so much money against a couple of skinny back yard spot monkeys.

GREAT IDEA DELIRIOUS

Oh and The Young Sucks are still the tag champs because they beat The Briscoes. Way to bury your young home grown talent, moron.

To try and cover up the fact this company is a bunch of Gilligans they put the belt on Kyle O'Reilly but I bet he's wrestled for WWE or TNA or some poo poo that's the only way to get pushed in this lovely company.



Also we had to watch a TV title without Bobby Fish because his mom passed away so instead we got Dragon Lee (not even the original Dragon Lee) vs a couple of British bulldogs. GREAT. Marty Scurll won. He's the TV Champ even though I watched this on the internet. Idiots. Go back to your own country. Can't this company push Americans?

The Trios Titles were won by some cast offs from some New England indies. Can't even push guys who got on TV? Wow. Now we're giving belts to indie sloppy seconds.

Upcoming Shows

There won't be any. This company is hosed. If they happen they will be posted here http://rohwrestling.com/live/upcoming-events-list and Dave Meltzer will lie about the attendance in the Observer because he loves TNA cast offs like Okato and AJ Styles. Mark.

TV

Under no circumstances should you give this company ratings. If you want to watch ROH and have a Nelson box SMASH IT. DO NOT RISK GIVING THEM RATINGS or they will think you like this company. You can find out more about the TV here but DO NOT GIVE THEM RATINGS http://rohwrestling.com/tv/current

After Philadelphia the next TV tapings will be at Center Stage in Atlanta because they even rip off WCW now. Pathetic.

News

Because Delirious loves New Japan so much they will do another show with NJPW in that tiny building Meltzer loves.

They are going to be very aggressive signing more sloppy seconds. GREAT we can see more BROKEN DOWN Matt Hardys instead of real talent like the good home grown guys.

The 15th Anniversary Show will be live from Vegas because Sinclair wants to rip off Herb Abrams UWF.

DO NOT GIVE THIS COMPANY MONEY. DO NOT WATCH THEM. DO NOT GO TO THEIR SHOWS! JUST WATCH THE WWE NETWORK YOU WILL SEE ALL THE SAME GUYS 10 YEARS AGO!

thank you MRT for this thread

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

If they do anything it'll just be the Bucks showing up at Matt's house

Dave said Bucks/Hardys for WM weekend

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rovert posted:

BJ Whitmer may be headed to WWE as a trainer. RIP ROH.

For the love of God don't run a Whitmer/Corino program in NXT

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MagicCube posted:

BJ Whitmer vs. Jimmy Jacobs is the best cage match ever and they have the best dumbass wrestling spot ever. Maybe they can teach the bums in the WWE how to have a proper blood feud.

step 1. make sure that both participants can both b e physically cleared to wrestle

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Is that in addition to Steve or is he bowing out to be there for Colby? Because I have to think a teaching team consisting of Albert (who I feel is underrated as a power wrestler), Norman Smiley, Steve Corino and Nigel will be a very good one indeed.

Steve decided to leave a week or two before Colt got buated.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Thauros posted:

He hasn't been under ROH contract for quite some time but he'd still work he occasional show, including jobbing to Lethal in a main event earlier this year

He wrestled for Cole at ASE for the world title and wrestled Yano at the TV tapings.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Did I miss some giant Elgin-ROH fallout that happened in October or November

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MagicCube posted:

If Fray is anti-something that means it's actually good.

Yeah, ROH really hasn't booked Dragon Lee well at all

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ROH really needs to sign that turtle that groped Paige

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost

sportsgenius86 posted:

The only woh match I've seen anytime recently was at the event I went to in June and everyone spent the entire match ignoring the women and making GBS threads on Whitmer.

I watched Taeler Hendrix almost die at the Lowell tapings in a horrible heat less match.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
The booking for the Lowell TV tapings sucked too

Like match 1 was War Machine/Pretty Boy Killers and was super awesome

In order to keep 300 people from leaving they booked the Young Bucks in the final match against Matt Tavens newly debuting Kingdom

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rovert posted:

I've joined ROHWorld to interact with Roque more as he's be cheating on us.

:munch:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost

triplexpac posted:

Yeah I'm not sure how ROH making Kyle the only dude to not defend the title translates to him re-signing with the company, but hey maybe Kyle is a big dum dum

It's a work like when Pillman left WCW

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost
ROH announced Best In the World will be in Lowell this year.

I should just buy balcony seats so I can get a free upgrade when no one's down in the parquet again for the TV tapings

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost
I'm the top prospect tournament where the entrant's average career length is over a decade.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost
For the record, last year's runner up top prospect retired after a 16 year career to focus on training wrestlers last December.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost

rovert posted:

There's a pretty big ROH story set to break over the next few hours/days. I don't think anyone will view it as positive. Sit tight.

did ROH fire Kevin Kelly when he was in Japan

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost

MotU posted:

kevin kelly was not fired only his shadow was

its a large shadow to fill.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost

Suplex Liberace posted:

I cannot imagine a way ROH could murder the interest I have in them faster than Whitmer and Joey Styles on commentary.

They could hire Matt Striker.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Marquis de Pyro posted:

Wow hard to believe RoH could survive without Kevin Kelly and Steve Corino, possibly the worst commentary team on the planet earth

you haven't listened to Striker/Hugo/Vampiro on commentary for AAA


"DOING IT FOR BENGHAZI!"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost
Who even is the current TV title holder

Is it still Scurll?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost
Huh. Image didn't loaf for some reason when I clicked the tweet.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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triplexpac posted:

What ever happened to Dijak's partner Diesel ?

J-Diesel? He wrestles as Joey Daddiego now.

he's been wrestling on a team with Will Ferrara and Cheeseburger which basically tells you where he is on the card

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost

Davros1 posted:

Yeah, too high.

don't worry he's lost to Will Ferrara as well

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost

quote:

Referee Brian Gorie announced on 2/22 that he was leaving the company. He got a new job six weeks ago and said that as far as pro wrestling went, we felt that “my soul has been sucked out. Sometimes the bullshit and politics can catch up with the best of us.” His claim that his relationship with pro wrestling “kinda reminds me of a relationship with a girl that I love but need to move on from but the sex is really good but the rest of the relationship I don’t get much happiness from.” He talked about the team effort he loved in ROH but said that team is long gone and things are much different

ROH Discussion: "The sex is really good...but I don't get much happiness"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 23, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I Before E posted:

Flat Earth probably isn't in the top ten dumb things people in WWE believe. Hell, people there think Dolph Ziggler is worth employing.

Considering the last year they only reason they employ Dolph is to belittle him

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Ishin posted:

Since his appearance at NJPW this morning was the first time I've ever seen him, Could someone explain who the heck Punisher Martinez is to me? Is he just an Undertaker rip off who does spin kicks for no reason?

he was some 15 year vet they brought in for the Top Prospects tournament and has basically done nothing in ROH except get involved in the everlasting feud between Steve Corino and BJ Whitmer.


Then when it was looking like they were finally doing something with him ROH cancelled the storyline because Corino and Sullivan left and he's got nothing going for him like 99% of the ROH roster.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
There's a PPV in a week and they're still advertising the Bucks as champions.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost
Congratulations to ROH for pulling a TNA

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Super No Vacancy posted:

how many titles do the hardys have rn gotta be near a record

I think it's 4 or 5


Ultima Dragon is still probably the winner with 10 at once and most of his were from the top NA and Japanese promotions

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost
MRT update the OP

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Nap Ghost

The Berzerker posted:

I think I regret buying tickets to ROH in May.

did you buy cheap seats so they'll give you an automatic upgrade so they can make the place look full

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

PWInsider says Bully Ray is there long-term

Hopefully he can win the Top Prospects tournament

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost

I'm so happy they shot this angle for TV

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

Yes I'm so happy that this was on this week's TV.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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sportsgenius86 posted:

It could probably be worse than awesome

Lethal had a good reign for a while but should have dropped it at the Anniversary show because they were hurting for fresh ME matchups.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Nap Ghost
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813082

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost
ROH got kicked off of PPV providers for trying to violate TNA IP


smh

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

ROH handled it in the worst possible way

They haven't tried to sue anyone over IP









Yet

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/BrianMaxMann/status/844741838321963008

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