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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

bad boy in the boy band posted:

There's a thread in BFC specifically for this topic.

what in the everloving poo poo is BFC

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

luv 2 date boys posted:

what in the everloving poo poo is BFC

Ben Tucker Fried Chicken

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i feel kinda bad for unnaturally calm, intelligent, cute, slightly nerdy college students.

from everything i've read online, they will basically fall into retail or IT support before morphing into jaded alcoholic wrecks by their mid 20s.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Minimalist Program posted:

:j: hey, sorry for bothering you but do you have this shirt in blue?


:chord: Haha you loving idiot. You piece of poo poo.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


luv 2 date boys posted:

what in the everloving poo poo is BFC

I'm trying to figure out what it could possibly stand for but I can't.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Customer is asshat...

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
:phoneb::phoneline::phone:

"What time do you close today?"

"Nine o'clock, same as always."

"Oh, thanks."

"You're welcome. Bye now."

Customers, am I right?

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

luv 2 date boys posted:

what in the everloving poo poo is BFC

Big loving Cun(t), from the porn parody DOOM game.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
ben loving carson

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
some guy was mad about his groceries and he yelled at the clerk and called her the c word

lmao

only a dink would work in retail

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I worked retail once, it wasn't too bad

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
I worked retail, but now I'm at a startup and have health insurance and a normal schedule

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

lorn Wayne posted:

will you be representing the characters in your story using emoticons? data shows that 96% of posters will ignore your story if you don't.


source: data sample size of 1, i.e. me


:) makes sandwich, pulls interior bread out of bun as is the recipe
:argh::derp: MY RELIGION WONT ALLOW ME TO EAT A SANDWICH WITH THE BREAD TAKEN OUT IT IS WASTEFUL
:) *throws out sandwich, customer can see this, makes new one
:argh::derp: I'm happy now! *doesnt understand his own religion about wastefulness*

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
:supaburn: *smashes 3 computers to poo poo with a sign*
:siren: *arrests her*

It was a good time.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Mustached5thGrader posted:

I worked retail, but now I'm at a startup and have health insurance and a normal schedule

Enjoy for six months until you bust or get bought out for a cool payday that you get no share of and are unemployed.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Iron Crowned posted:

Microcenter owns

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

I like the fact they have little display signs in each section that says "organized by Jimmy" and I let out a soft "good fuckin job jimmy" if everything is neat and tidy

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

luv 2 date boys posted:

what in the everloving poo poo is BFC

Butt Fuckin' Club, want to join?

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

luv 2 date boys posted:

what in the everloving poo poo is BFC

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3323091

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

gary oldmans diary posted:

he runs the whole chain. he is the they

In that case, gently caress that guy lol

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Somewhat dull threads where people gripe about their jobs are part of our glorious heritage. Please don't slander them.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Sometimes I cry a lot at night thinking about all the poor cashiers and stock boys.
This world is far too cruel.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

huh does this thread exist for the service industry (i.e. for real jobs and not some stupid place I go to spend my tip jar at)

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
At my first job at a retail store, I once caught a woman shoplifting. You know those "150pc Socket Set" things hardware stores sell? They're fairly bulky, heavy items. This woman had about ten of them stashed under her heavy winter coat. I don't know if she had a series of hidden hooks and giant pockets inside her coat, but it was impressive as hell she managed to get all this inside her coat.

There was also a time a guy got caught shoplifting hundreds of packs of batteries. The cops came, and they then proceeded to make fun of the guy for an hour straight about needing to steal all these batteries for his wives giant collection of vibrators she needed because he couldn't satisfy her. The guy broke out crying several times.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

At my first job at a retail store, I once caught a woman shoplifting. You know those "150pc Socket Set" things hardware stores sell? They're fairly bulky, heavy items. This woman had about ten of them stashed under her heavy winter coat. I don't know if she had a series of hidden hooks and giant pockets inside her coat, but it was impressive as hell she managed to get all this inside her coat.

There was also a time a guy got caught shoplifting hundreds of packs of batteries. The cops came, and they then proceeded to make fun of the guy for an hour straight about needing to steal all these batteries for his wives giant collection of vibrators she needed because he couldn't satisfy her. The guy broke out crying several times.

I remember working while this lady is clearly just filling a huge bag with blocks of chocolate. The bag was so big that once she'd filled it it woulda easily weighed 30kg. After probably 30mins of stealing chocolate she had to ditch it cause it weighed a fuckin ton.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Nope.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

There was also a time a guy got caught shoplifting hundreds of packs of batteries. The cops came, and they then proceeded to make fun of the guy for an hour straight about needing to steal all these batteries for his wives giant collection of vibrators she needed because he couldn't satisfy her. The guy broke out crying several times.

How did the cops know this?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mameluke posted:

How did the cops know this?

They were just loving with him.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Mameluke posted:

How did the cops know this?
how do those spam emailers know my dick is small? they just do

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

gary oldmans diary posted:

how do those spam emailers know my dick is small? they just do
*nods sagely*

soupbone sal
Oct 29, 2016
I fell down at work and busted up my face real bad.

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soupbone sal
Oct 29, 2016
In the mood for schadenfreude? Come laugh at what a dumbass I am. Content:

http://imgur.com/a/ohxSL

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