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mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

Gail Wynand posted:

I used to go to late night parties at comet ping pong, AMA

(Seriously I did)

I think I have your handkerchief, it looks pizza related. You want it mailed back?

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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

papa_november posted:

How exactly did pizzagate touch off? I'm afraid to go and dig around because of how bullshit everything is these days.

4chan hoax, intentionally spread to reddit and stormfront and got off from there. It's hard to say how much of it was ironic trolling from the get go, those guys don't exactly seem to care what's true so long as it gets a reaction. Personal it's an attitude I can respect. very postmodern

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

counterpoint: watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhbFiOHy0zQ

anything this aggressively unfunny deserves to be burned to the ground

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

DC Murderverse posted:

it made more sense then because we were in the throes of the satanic panic, in #pizzagate it's just dumb and an attempt at getting conservative christians to believe their story because of scary devil worshippers.

you seen the art involved in spirit cooking? like upside crosses and pentagrams etc.. I mean i doubt alot about it but the satanic angle isn't just added on for that reason.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

https://twitter.com/JaredWyand/status/794284672675147776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


oh i get it now it makes this email make a lot more sense:

"hey, Hillary Rodham Clinton, did you get your fair share of cheese last night? I know you love loving cheese. I'm more of a pasta guy myself, I love to spray my sweet sweet map all over pasta whenever we have a big ol' sauce."

edit: does this mean that "nut allergy" is code for "racist"? Trump has one hell of a nut allergy.

edit2: "someday this pasta will grow up and be a hotdog, and maybe if we're really lucky it will be poor and desperate enough to be ice cream"

DC Murderverse has issued a correction as of 06:09 on Dec 6, 2016

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Im usually in on these dumb internet wars but im kinda lost on this one

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


If you go on the extended Alamo tour they tell you that the basement was used for Davy Crockett's congressional "pizza" parlor and Santa Ana just attacked the place because he heard some poo poo and had to check it out

Mr. Belding
May 19, 2006
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a cat youtube posted:

I dont think it was a national level ring or anything but i can definitely imagine it crossed a few state lines. Everything around it is so weird and foggy.

The Colorado connection is obviously true and explains the connections to Jonbenet Ramsey and the fatcats.

DC Murderverse posted:

and the investigator and his son who died in that plane crash.

I don't see how people can just write this off. Plane crashes are so rare. Of course even things with low odds happen, but the weight of coincidences that stack up with this begin to feel very burdensome. John DeCamp seems to have stayed very respected throughout all of this. Former Director of Central Intelligence, William Colby's words are chilling, but also obviously true in an axiomatic way.

“What you have to understand, John, is that sometimes there are forces and events too big, too powerful, with so much at stake for other people or institutions, that you cannot do anything about them, no matter how evil or wrong they are and no matter how dedicated or sincere you are or how much evidence you have. This is simply one of the hard facts of life you have to face.”

Of course William Colby died suddenly and without witnesses.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Mr. Belding posted:

The Colorado connection is obviously true and explains the connections to Jonbenet Ramsey and the fatcats.


I don't see how people can just write this off. Plane crashes are so rare. Of course even things with low odds happen, but the weight of coincidences that stack up with this begin to feel very burdensome. John DeCamp seems to have stayed very respected throughout all of this. Former Director of Central Intelligence, William Colby's words are chilling, but also obviously true in an axiomatic way.

“What you have to understand, John, is that sometimes there are forces and events too big, too powerful, with so much at stake for other people or institutions, that you cannot do anything about them, no matter how evil or wrong they are and no matter how dedicated or sincere you are or how much evidence you have. This is simply one of the hard facts of life you have to face.”

Of course William Colby died suddenly and without witnesses.

I mean, dude was the head of the CIA at one point, I'm sure he knows enough secrets that there were dozens of orgs/people ready to rid themselves of him.

Realistically, this is one of those things that will never be known. We're not getting new evidence 25 years later about that plane crash being planned or an accident, and in reality, it's probably the line for a lot of people. If you're willing to believe it was an accident, you're probably willing to buy the party line about the whole case, and if you're willing to believe that someone sabotaged it, you're probably already halfway to GHWB loving little kids.

also haven't we settled on "Jonbenet got killed by her parents?" There's a bunch of docs/tv shows coming out right now about that (thanks OJ shows!), I thought her parents were getting pretty pissed off that they won't just let sleeping dogs lie.

Mr. Belding
May 19, 2006
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The Jonbenet reference was tongue in cheek. Which is part of the problem with things like this. I only half take it seriously, but I take it very half-seriously! I know a lot of people do the same. It becomes difficult to separate genuine belief from a person poking fun at their own genuine belief.

At the same time, this case is way more legit than actual pizzagate. This case has real life victims. Not that we have solid proof of victimization, but actual people claim to have been victims. Pizzagate does not have that. The Franklin Coverup has in depth investigation including videotapes of interviews with people who claim to be victims. Pizzagate does not have that. The Franklin Coverup has convictions of related crimes. Pizzagate does not have that.

If they are both lies, The Franklin Coverup is The Lord of The Rings and Pizzagate is Harry Potter slashfic.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

tfw you finally get the smoking gun emails and they just contain food chat

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

actually, the more I think about #pizzagate, the madder I get, because in the context of previous pedophile ring conspiracies, there are some tropes that always turn out to be completely loving false every time, and if whatever rear end in a top hat/s who worked on this put a second of goddamn thought into it they'd figure out that real pedophiles don't actually have loving symbols hidden in signs or code messages or anything. Jerry Sandusky and Jimmy Savile didn't have secret codes or anything, there was no satanic bullshit, no secret boy-loving symbols, but these dipshits are insistent that those hidden codes are gonna break everything open.

You know what breaks everything open, the one thing that is going to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that #pizzagate is a load of poo poo? there are no victims. pedophiles in these sorts of situations don't kidnap or kill their victims like the lying assholes here think they do, they simply use their position of power as a method of discrediting the children and keeping other people blind. When Sandusky and even Bill Cosby started to see more accusations, it became a snowball rolling down a hill, because the victims don't actually disappear, they just get shamed into being quiet. This is a "pedophile ring" with no living victims, which only exist in the fevered minds of whack job conspiracy theorists and the assholes who are getting said whack jobs all hot and bothered. Even in a case like Franklin, the whole reason it seems more believable is because the primary evidence came from actual victims, not perceived symbols and codes.

edit: lol i got whooshed and beaten to my own point

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Wtf is a crisis actor

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

shrike82 posted:

Wtf is a crisis actor

charlie sheen

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

I'm surprised nobody has claimed to be a Pizzagate victim and started a gofundme or something, it'd be a great scam since these people will obviously believe anything.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



If pizza isnt code for child sex why did that old pervert get caught talking about "eating" "pizza" "crust first" on tape?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sorry timmy your pizza belongs to the scorpions now, this birthday party is cancelled

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

sorry timmy your pizza belongs to the scorpions now, this birthday party is cancelled

at least they keep the roaches outta the breadstix

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Guys. Guys. Guys. Huge revelation based off that code.

The Super Bowl Sunday is the biggest day for this. Multiple households ordering multiple pizzas with sides of both garlic AND marinara sauce! And they're even flying in Hawaiian children with "extra pineapple" and even international kids with "Canadian bacon". This is going international.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
There probably is a bunch of pedophiles at the absolute peaks of political and financial power, if only because of statistics. The whole pizza gate thing is really stupid but is probably correct for the wrong reasons.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Hmmm Barack Obama is flying in "pizza" and "hot dogs" from Chicago. I wonder what that could mean.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

thinking about having PIZZA for lunch

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

slave to my cravings posted:

Hmmm Barack Obama is flying in "pizza" and "hot dogs" from Chicago. I wonder what that could mean.

What does "no ketchup" and "extra celery salt" mean in code?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

slave to my cravings posted:

Hmmm Barack Obama is flying in "pizza" and "hot dogs" from Chicago. I wonder what that could mean.

If he isn't having a child sex party then he's having Chicago-style pizza, which is far more disgusting.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Karl Barks posted:

thinking about having PIZZA for lunch

Mods?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

No, logik9. You are the mods.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

relax guys i went with PASTA

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Karl Barks posted:

relax guys i went with PASTA

extra gravy

sitchensis
Mar 4, 2009

Donald Trump has allegedly had sex with underage girls including his own daughter. Ivanka was allegedly a high-class escort.

Allegedly, porn stars are the gateway for a lot of underage trafficking. They are able to coerce and 'find' talent, which they then allegedly take to some pretty great ""parties"" with some very high profile individuals. This is allegedly something that happens both in Canada and the United States.

Allegedly.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


This puts a whole new spin on pre-election posts asking for the map. :yikes:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

just a reminder that if you see people trying to tie the clintons to Epstein that his phone book had trump's name circled and every other circled name was directly involved in sex trafficking, no food code words necessary

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i think it's good he separated out boy and little boy at least

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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afeelgoodpoop posted:

you seen the art involved in spirit cooking? like upside crosses and pentagrams etc.. I mean i doubt alot about it but the satanic angle isn't just added on for that reason.

which is only tangentially related to pizzagate because Podesta got an email inviting him to a celebratory dinner by Marina Abramović after she opened her "Spirit Cooking" installation at MOMA. I don't even think Podesta responded.

edit: actually he wasn't even invited, the mail was about whether his brother could come to the dinner

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
That code makes no sense. Why make it so you have to order an entirely different dish if you want to make a slight change in your order?

Are there people seriously ordering " Walnut hot dogs oh and could you throw on a few orders of pasta. You know how bad that extra sauce is with all those maps lying around? AM I RIGHT?!?"

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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The code was created out of thin air by 4chan. Of course it doesn't make sense.

The only actual thing is "Cheese Pizza" being an alias for child porn - and that usage started at 4chan.

smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
whether its child abuse or not these people are undeniably involved in some extremely illegal activities for them to speak in codes like that. I mean just look at all the vile pederastic art the podestas are into, the creepy instagram posts of children being tied up, the breitbart tweet from 2011. they had huge pedophile rings in the u.k. government i dont see why it couldnt possibly happen here

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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

slave to my cravings posted:

Hmmm Barack Obama is flying in "pizza" and "hot dogs" from Chicago. I wonder what that could mean.

the one reddit thread i glanced at about this whole thing was filled with people convinced it had to be prostitution because how else could you spend tens of thousands catering an event

like they seriously think the white house goes and buys totinos from costco and the rest is just for kiddy diddling

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