interviewing and job hunting is garbage

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i got my job via cronyism

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 20:23

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 06:13

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

lancemantis posted:

maybe we should start having candidates start wearing some pretty pink panties during their on-sites

i mean if they really want the job at Such A Prestigious Company they should be willing to submit to whatever hazing we choose, for whatever underlying motivations we might have for them

its harder to program with a boner. pretty good idea, like goku wearing weighted clothing? next tier should be programming while under the desk of a pantyhose-laden babe. senior positions bark out their codes while strapped to a st andrews cross in a spiked chastity cage and getting flogged/electrocuted by a cadre of latex clad hr millenial vixens. needless to say if you can master Pwning by Logic under those circumstances, the holiday rush will be a breeze. some strats i learned while getting my mba at pepperdine. hth

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 21:19

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

poty posted:

have a second phone under the desk and wear a bluetooth earpiece under long hair. checkmate

*adjusting my loise brooks bob wig, straightening tie, spritzing binacca* Game time.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 23:27

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

right? i have a couple nucs hooked up around my house as "media centers", but i just leave my main pc turned on with the folders that have the medias in them shared so you can open them from the nucs. anything more than that is loving overkill for home use.

Fail. Insanely fail. What the gently caress?

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 19:41

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i been at my work for 9 years rip

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 05:59

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

triple sulk posted:

philly ftw

This

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:39

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

echinopsis posted:

i legit put time into looking at becoming a sex worker

niteflirt.com, clips4sale.com my friend. easy cash.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 18:35

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

triple sulk posted:

you should know that HFT will get you the most money though so go use some f#/ocaml

u ever think about what incredible horse poo poo hft is? jiggling some bits around to summon money from the ether? remember the "flash crash" when some bad software did some cascade reaction and they rolled back the market? i remember. lol. Cool.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 18:37

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

not really app. for this thread (the job hunting thread) but i just want to put out there, into the world, that the buyers and sellers of paper products need to be launched into orbit and reduced to the universe's base elements by the incredible weapons of the Culture - bringing to bear the awesome power of Gridfire to break their very atoms down into the pre-cosmic sub-dust from whence they came in the time before the cosmos knew mass.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 18:40

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

echinopsis posted:

nah I want real cock in vag action here

not sure dude no xp in that field. good luck tho

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 21:54

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

lol no one is desperate enough to gently caress your thirsty rear end

Wrong.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 03:38

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

please rank these p-languages on the following scale: "Crucial", "Clutch", "It Is What It Is", "Problematic", or "Vader At Mustafar"

lmao

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 22:17

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

echinopsis posted:

yeah come in a sock lol

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 01:02

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

and after a while you always lose the mating one

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 05:24

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

minivanmegafun posted:

if some at my office ever again asks me to sign up for this I'm gonna cut someone

gently caress running forever, running sucks. why isn't there a J.P. Morgan bike a century fatass challenge

running is good

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 11:58

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

MrMoo posted:

Better hearing it rather than smelling it. Too many people exercise in their work attire.

What?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 20:37

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

MrMoo posted:

With a gym in the building I've seen this in CA a lot:

I live in Los Angeles for my whole life and I never done seen this

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 00:31

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

I've never been inside a gym tho lol haha

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 00:32

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

The Management posted:

nobody wears a suit in California

i like to call slacks and a pastel button down the California Business Suit

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 02:03

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

carry on then posted:

and this is where it gets iffy because i just don't know when i need to make the transition. people say im skinny but all i see when i look in the mirror is miles and miles of fat

Post a pic. I will decide.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 07:54