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You've gotta be BANANAS!!!!!
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Dec 8, 2016 23:41
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Cut the Monkey Business Op.
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Dec 8, 2016 23:43
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gorillas are dope as hell. id love to sit in the jungle bein all buff af eatin leaves and climbing trees and poo poo all day. they got life figured out
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Dec 8, 2016 23:43
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My dick might get marginally bigger so I'd take the chance
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Dec 8, 2016 23:43
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I'd be happy that I will finally stop being judged for making GBS threads in my hand and throwing it.
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Dec 8, 2016 23:44
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please don't ape me
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Dec 8, 2016 23:44
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#dicksoutfortheOP
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im glad harambe is dead
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I would go bananas
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Dec 8, 2016 23:47
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He puts his hands on my shoulders and spins me 180 degrees really quickly and gives me a shove, and I freak the gently caress out because there's a gorilla right there!
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Dec 8, 2016 23:47
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I read this as Godzilla at first. I think I'd have been ok with that outcome
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Dec 8, 2016 23:49
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gently caress you
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Dec 8, 2016 23:49
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Weight loss gimmicks dont work, op
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Dec 8, 2016 23:52
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Would I get to keep my job as a librarian???
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Dec 8, 2016 23:53
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I'd totally chimp out on the mf. 
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Dec 8, 2016 23:54
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This thread is really rustling my jimmies
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Dec 8, 2016 23:55
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Gorillas have an incredibly small penis for their body mass. I know. For reasons I can't divulge.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:00
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Regular or psychic variety?
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Dec 9, 2016 00:02
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scrubs season six posted:Gorillas have an incredibly small penis for their body mass. I know. For reasons I can't divulge. For some it'd be an increase FYI
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Dec 9, 2016 00:08
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:For some it'd be an increase FYI A gorilla is 1.5 inches erect. So yeah I'm p jelly.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:13
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dude peep this out: goriyas are pretty slammin. they can climb trees, out run everything, they're built like brick walls like imagine if an m1a2 abrams tank could climb trees. there's your loving life. bitch
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Dec 9, 2016 00:14
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I'd beat the poo poo out of all the littler mammals
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Dec 9, 2016 00:17
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"gently caress yeah", obviously. why would anyone reply differently? gorillas own.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:18
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scrubs season six posted:Gorillas have an incredibly small penis for their body mass. I know. For reasons I can't divulge. yea but if you insult a gorilla's penis it can rip you limb from limb like you are so much tissue paper so there's trade offs u kno
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Dec 9, 2016 00:51
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You think gorillas get angry cause they got tiny dingus'? Cause thats the source for like 90% of my anger issues
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Dec 9, 2016 00:56
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I would tell the scientist that such talk is Haram, bae.
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nah
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Rasta_Al posted:You think gorillas get angry cause they got tiny dingus'? http://i.imgur.com/0x4MOvk.mp4
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Dec 9, 2016 01:05
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When the space shuttle blew up it was so intense it gave some people a tan. All from a failed o-ring. The victims were known as o-ringutans.
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Dec 9, 2016 01:06
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I'd ask him when their next album is first. 
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Is this the origin story for Monsieur Mallah?
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Dec 9, 2016 01:11
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make me an albino bonobo and you got a deal tho Bonobos, for example, the so-called "hippie apes," are known for same-sex interactions, and for interactions between mature individuals and sub-adults or juveniles.
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Dec 9, 2016 01:10
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Jeff Sichoe posted:make me an albino bonobo and you got a deal tho why u wanna be the only white one?
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Dec 9, 2016 01:12
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no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0O5OPlDXGg
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Dec 9, 2016 01:21
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:For some it'd be an increase FYI Good point
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Dec 9, 2016 01:23
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id thank him for the apeurtunity!
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Dec 9, 2016 01:23
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Moridin920 posted:yea but if you insult a gorilla's penis it can rip you limb from limb like you are so much tissue paper so there's trade offs u kno That is also a good point. Like a 90 pound chimp can destory the average human, I'm not sure I want to know what a 350 pound gorilla could do to an average human. But I will probably google it anyway.
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did you hear about the gorilla who invented the atomic bomb?
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