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Jeff Sichoe posted:make me an albino bonobo and you got a deal tho Aapetrek spotted
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scrubs season six posted:That is also a good point. Like a 90 pound chimp can destory the average human, I'm not sure I want to know what a 350 pound gorilla could do to an average human. But I will probably google it anyway. this would be you  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I
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Rutibex posted:this would be you Just gonna go out on a limb  and say that I'm not watchin that.
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probably just hoot and pound my chest
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:did you hear about the gorilla who invented the atomic bomb? his name was robert apenheimer
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whatever happened to business gorillas?
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:his name was robert apenheimer what college did he go to? the university of pennsapevaniea
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Mozi posted:what college did he go to? What did he major in? Apeplied Science
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Rutibex posted:this would be you Yeah that was kind of unpleasant. I did appreciate that at 1:02 or so he had some grass as a palate cleanser.
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Rasta_Al posted:What did he major in? What fraternity did he join? BA NA NA
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what did the monkey say to his girlfriend? you're the gorilla my dreams!
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what's a monkey's best golf swing? a chimp shot
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You'd better APE-ologize for those jokes!
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scrubs season six posted:That is also a good point. Like a 90 pound chimp can destory the average human, I'm not sure I want to know what a 350 pound gorilla could do to an average human. But I will probably google it anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdDrQ9-5Ntc
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where does an 800 pound gorilla sit? on a chair, because gorillas have manners, unlike your hillbilly rear end
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ChickenHeart posted:You'd better APE-ologize for those jokes! what kind of key opens the door to a banana warehouse? a MONkey!
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you irl posted:what did the monkey say to his girlfriend? She gave him gorrilarhea and hepatitis chimpan-C
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RobattoJesus posted:She gave him gorrilarhea and hepatitis chimpan-C i guess i marmoset you up for that one
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i dont think gorillas really know they have small dicks guys.
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RaceBannon posted:i dont think gorillas really know they have small dicks guys. He said as his fingers gracefully flittered over the keys, before hesitatingly moving to feel the small bulge in the front of his acid washed Jordache jeans.
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Given the apparent reluctance police had when shooting that gorilla at the zoo, I, a black man would take that scientist up on that offer. I'd then stomp along the streets looking for cheese pizza, hot dogs, and generally any place i can shoot my map (especially walnuts)
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didn't you try this the other day?
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I'd ask him to shake that onion.
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lol the split-second reflection of the pants-making GBS threads people 
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"No."
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Can you please repeat the question?
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"I am somewhat skeptical of your ability to do so as there is no such technology known to modern science, furthermore I am beginning to suspect you are not in fact a scientist at all" *fingers slowly clenching around the banana in my coat pocket, ready to draw and open fire at any moment*
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Rutibex posted:this would be you baboons are pretty horrifying make me a bonobo those guys are super chill and have gigantic orgies all the time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsUHuurFLXM bonobos pressure anderson cooper into wearing a bunny suit
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I'd be gibbon him a chance.
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Would I be an intelligent gorilla like that superman villain, or an average gorilla that eats its own poo poo? I would imagine sentience in a gorilla body would be hell on earth. Imagine being attracted to humans but only being able to bang gorillas with your little gorilla micropenis. And if you were human level intelligence you would for sure be cast to the bottom of the gorilla social hierarchy - no one here is going to pick a fight with an alpha silverback. And imagine trying to use your cell phone with your stubby fingers? Ignorance is bliss.
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I would definitely be in for a Harambification.
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personally I would not be very OK with the gorilla S.W.A.T. busting down my door and popping a cap in me when I'm just chilling at home in my underwear because I accidentally left the back door unlocked and some dumb kid wandered into my living room by mistake
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you irl posted:probably just hoot and pound my chest
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wait both jerry mumphrey and dad gay are in probation prison what the gently caress is this world
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"Where do I sign up?"
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nomadologique posted:wait both jerry mumphrey and dad gay are in probation prison All the "current events" threads keep getting gassed and now all the people posting funny threads are getting probated. I will not stand for this kind of jerry-mandering!
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