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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
and I'm wondering if my hotpockets are done yet.

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Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
the microwave will beep when it's set, let me know how it goes

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
the inevitable legislative response

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I'm listening to loud music, I don't know how it's going and I don't want to check for at least a few more minutes.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
his mom had a heart attack in court today lol

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
When is the trial for his hair stylist?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I hope he dies.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

When is the trial for his hair stylist?

next year. bigger crimes typically take longer to get to trial.


drilldo squirt posted:

I hope he dies.

no you dont

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
He's reppin' hisself.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i read he dismissed his lawyers for sentencing because they're going to try to claim he's mentally retarded and cant be executed

but he doesnt want it to go on record that he's considered retarded so he's gonna let them kill him

oh, the plight of dylan retard roof.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I thought he had two of one letter in his name, ddylan dyylan dylann????

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless


drilldo squirt hopes for the death of all white people, himself included

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Nooner posted:

his mom had a heart attack in court today lol

not guilty verdict incoming

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."

Hardawn posted:

I thought he had two of one letter in his name, ddylan dyylan dylann????

He spit hot fire

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Can't poof the Roof.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Dylan is a walking gun control ad. Look at that goober. If he can kill that many people we should definitely control guns. Only manly white men should be able to commit mass murder of minorities.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
far-right extremists... u dont want to associate with those people...

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
*shoots innocent person five, six times point blank*

this is what reagan wanted

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I guess alabama just hosed up an execution last night, I wonder if that will have an effect on if they give Dylan Retard Roof lehal injection or not

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Seriously though Alabama, how do you gently caress up killing someone with poison like poo poo just pump em full of morphine and cyanide or something poo poo

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Oscar Wild posted:

Dylan is a walking gun control ad. Look at that goober. If he can kill that many people we should definitely control guns. Only manly white men should be able to commit mass murder of minorities.

if this is how law should work fast food would have been banned 30 years ago

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

extra stout posted:

if this is how law should work fast food would have been banned 30 years ago

As long as they keep T. Bell fire sauce. The US government should make sauces a public utility

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nooner posted:

Seriously though Alabama, how do you gently caress up killing someone with poison like poo poo just pump em full of morphine and cyanide or something poo poo

I heard we had 50k heroin overdose deaths last year or something. use that. go out high

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

We had a lot of cool ways to kill people but they're not "humane" enough

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Burt Sexual posted:

I heard we had 50k heroin overdose deaths last year or something. use that. go out high

Rubellavator posted:

We had a lot of cool ways to kill people but they're not "humane" enough

I dont think anyone would be too pissed if they were just like "uhh here, we gonna shoot a pints worth of heroin in ya"


Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
make em drink wine with hemlock that would be pretty cool too, but they gotta wear robes and poo poo too

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Nooner posted:

make em drink wine with hemlock that would be pretty cool too, but they gotta wear robes and poo poo too

we should feed them to a kraken imo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
can you imagine if there was an edge of the earth? that would be an awesome way to execute someoene

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It would be cool to throw people into volcanos too, I think that should be what replaces lethal injection

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
We should send prisoners back in time to prevent world tragedies like in 12 monkeys.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
when are we gonna invent cool space jails?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
imagine getting sent to prison, 20 years hard labor breaking moon rocks

that would suck XD

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Smash it Smash hit posted:

can you imagine if there was an edge of the earth? that would be an awesome way to execute someoene

Just get everyone to stand on their heads and then fire the dude straight up in the air out of a giant catapult.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

imagine getting sent to prison, 20 years hard labor breaking moon rocks

that would suck XD

That sounds pretty cool actually, at least the view would be nice.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Nooner posted:

It would be cool to throw people into volcanos too, I think that should be what replaces lethal injection

We'd get some much needed rain too!

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Hanging has to be the best method of execution, this big Pharma lethal injection poo poo has to go

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
My grandpa saw the last public hanging in Texas which wiki tells me happened in 1923

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
are there still any open cabinet positions

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I enjoy how this thread has progressed since I last checked in on it. I personally think shoving the felons down a really long flight of stairs would be the best method of execution. it might not be humane or work 100% of the time, but it's goofy as gently caress, kind of like the people getting executed.

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