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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think those skeletons are armoured with some sort of manica/cestus hybrid.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
With the speed that car goes, I hope it's built like a presidential limo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Do the night enemies give better xp or anything, or is it just a straight punishment deal?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Premature Ejaculation.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
So many strange design decisions.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It wasn't pretty enough to stop me looking at other things while it was happening.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Zenostein posted:

Say, wasn't titan holding up a still-quite-on-fire meteor?

Like, you'd think it would be a problem for the entire world if he uh, got "put down" by the army or had his arm blown off by the backstreet boys.

Nah, it'd only fall the last little bit now he's taken the momentum off it. It'd just be a giant ever burning thing on the ground instead of a giant burning thing held just off the floor on the back of a crushed, trapped, apparently sapient being.

Maybe that's why he hands out his favour, the possibility of the sweet release of death has really inspired him.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He just wants to see some muscle poses.

He is exactly the kind of person who would be into Jojo in an entirely too serious way.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They either wanted you to do all the damage before your idiot parade could even get involved, or they didn't think about it. Probably the former, could be the latter.

That pushing thing at the start of the challenge is really obnoxious.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They spent more on the side panel art than the game design.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Jesus. You'd have to play for hours.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can't be so adult and family unfriendly in this homoerotic road trip of endless murders on your way to get married.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You are just really bad at map reading.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Kase moch posted:

Are there even official definitions, or are few and several just whatever anyone wants them to be?

Yes.

That "stealth" section seemed like the sort of place where your AI chimp parade should have gone and hunted that last guy down for you.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Because she makes Prompto even more insufferable than usual.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You're a wanted prince (king? daddy is dead after all) on the run after your capitol got smashed by some angry robot dudes, but there's no drive to produce any tension. You're just four dudes goofing around.

You've got your basic teen drama archetypes, the fish out of water, the jock, the nerd and the loving awful piece of poo poo, they might as well be on some scavenger quest they need to complete to join Phi Phi Xi Beta or whatever.

goatface fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jun 30, 2017

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You need to harness the magic that the bird uses to always be a few seconds away so you can abuse it to travel across the map.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sega Bass Fishing arcade fukken rules.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Kase moch posted:

why is there a castle in this fishing game

I live in a country with castles all over the loving place. Seems p standard to me.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They spent the effort to build a camera engine.
They locked you into a number of scripted car rides.
They're in a world full of fantastic monsters.

They completely missed their opportunity to do Final Fantasy Snap.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Kase moch posted:

I'm not sure who the audience is that could masturbate to this tripe.

For some people it's all about the challenge.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You were in that car for 6 minutes. Six loving minutes of an utter absence of gameplay. What the gently caress were they even thinking?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Level scaling is bad, directing you through a high level area as part of a forced event but forgetting to turn off the script where enemies randomly drop out of the sky is just loving hilarious.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Have they stopped now, or are the mobile games and remakes profitable enough to keep this bloated corpse rolling?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Your continuing determination to never heal outside of battle is quite bizarre.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well, at least Noctis won't have his dad punish him for loving up the car.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He was probably hoping he'd be distracted by the massive rack.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Massive piles of money.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Noctis is absurdly passive. Everyone defers to him, but I'm not sure he's actually made a decision yet in the game.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope they summon Ultima weapon by consumating their marriage.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can't even do loving fast travel properly.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Clearly you killed too many of the other animals and got it mad. The elite "run the gently caress past them" pacifist strat is obviously superior.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Bocc Kob posted:

I don't drink, why does it have a nozzle? :psyduck:

To get the wine out of the box. It's in a big plastic bag supported by the cardboard so the little tap makes it easy to pour a glass, or suckle from it like some sort of booze dispensing mother-replacement that your therapist has made copious notes about.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I've dabbled.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I buy cider in 3L boxes. Or 20L ones if I'm feeling flush.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Have they just worked out how to do asset swapping with other engines or something?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
People just buy what they're familiar with. poo poo would sell if it was full of beetles.

Just a box full of beetles. If you download it your console explodes into a mass of beetles.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Was it the film of the game? Because that sounds hilariously bad.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Such good game makers.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
This game could have the finest combat system known to man and you'd never be able to tell because of the camera.

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