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I think those skeletons are armoured with some sort of manica/cestus hybrid.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 23:46 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 10:08 |
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With the speed that car goes, I hope it's built like a presidential limo.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 19:33 |
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Do the night enemies give better xp or anything, or is it just a straight punishment deal?
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 00:02 |
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Premature Ejaculation.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 01:03 |
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So many strange design decisions.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 00:23 |
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It wasn't pretty enough to stop me looking at other things while it was happening.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 01:42 |
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Zenostein posted:Say, wasn't titan holding up a still-quite-on-fire meteor? Nah, it'd only fall the last little bit now he's taken the momentum off it. It'd just be a giant ever burning thing on the ground instead of a giant burning thing held just off the floor on the back of a crushed, trapped, apparently sapient being. Maybe that's why he hands out his favour, the possibility of the sweet release of death has really inspired him.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 01:00 |
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He just wants to see some muscle poses. He is exactly the kind of person who would be into Jojo in an entirely too serious way.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 19:58 |
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They either wanted you to do all the damage before your idiot parade could even get involved, or they didn't think about it. Probably the former, could be the latter. That pushing thing at the start of the challenge is really obnoxious.
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 13:20 |
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They spent more on the side panel art than the game design.
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 20:16 |
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Jesus. You'd have to play for hours.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 00:03 |
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Can't be so adult and family unfriendly in this homoerotic road trip of endless murders on your way to get married.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 00:56 |
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You are just really bad at map reading.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 19:25 |
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Kase moch posted:Are there even official definitions, or are few and several just whatever anyone wants them to be? Yes. That "stealth" section seemed like the sort of place where your AI chimp parade should have gone and hunted that last guy down for you.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 23:41 |
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Because she makes Prompto even more insufferable than usual.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 01:02 |
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You're a wanted prince (king? daddy is dead after all) on the run after your capitol got smashed by some angry robot dudes, but there's no drive to produce any tension. You're just four dudes goofing around. You've got your basic teen drama archetypes, the fish out of water, the jock, the nerd and the loving awful piece of poo poo, they might as well be on some scavenger quest they need to complete to join Phi Phi Xi Beta or whatever. goatface fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jun 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 19:42 |
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You need to harness the magic that the bird uses to always be a few seconds away so you can abuse it to travel across the map.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 20:20 |
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Sega Bass Fishing arcade fukken rules.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 21:38 |
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Kase moch posted:why is there a castle in this fishing game I live in a country with castles all over the loving place. Seems p standard to me.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 23:26 |
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They spent the effort to build a camera engine. They locked you into a number of scripted car rides. They're in a world full of fantastic monsters. They completely missed their opportunity to do Final Fantasy Snap.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 22:20 |
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Kase moch posted:I'm not sure who the audience is that could masturbate to this tripe. For some people it's all about the challenge.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 23:21 |
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You were in that car for 6 minutes. Six loving minutes of an utter absence of gameplay. What the gently caress were they even thinking?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 21:48 |
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Level scaling is bad, directing you through a high level area as part of a forced event but forgetting to turn off the script where enemies randomly drop out of the sky is just loving hilarious.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 14:44 |
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Have they stopped now, or are the mobile games and remakes profitable enough to keep this bloated corpse rolling?
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 23:10 |
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Your continuing determination to never heal outside of battle is quite bizarre.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:46 |
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Well, at least Noctis won't have his dad punish him for loving up the car.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 22:32 |
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He was probably hoping he'd be distracted by the massive rack.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 23:18 |
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Massive piles of money.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 00:08 |
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Noctis is absurdly passive. Everyone defers to him, but I'm not sure he's actually made a decision yet in the game.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 21:28 |
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I hope they summon Ultima weapon by consumating their marriage.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 18:43 |
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Can't even do loving fast travel properly.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 22:39 |
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Clearly you killed too many of the other animals and got it mad. The elite "run the gently caress past them" pacifist strat is obviously superior.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 18:53 |
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Bocc Kob posted:I don't drink, why does it have a nozzle? To get the wine out of the box. It's in a big plastic bag supported by the cardboard so the little tap makes it easy to pour a glass, or suckle from it like some sort of booze dispensing mother-replacement that your therapist has made copious notes about.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 14:35 |
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I've dabbled.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 14:53 |
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I buy cider in 3L boxes. Or 20L ones if I'm feeling flush.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 21:09 |
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Have they just worked out how to do asset swapping with other engines or something?
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 23:03 |
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People just buy what they're familiar with. poo poo would sell if it was full of beetles. Just a box full of beetles. If you download it your console explodes into a mass of beetles.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 20:04 |
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Was it the film of the game? Because that sounds hilariously bad.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 23:16 |
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Such good game makers.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 23:26 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 10:08 |
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This game could have the finest combat system known to man and you'd never be able to tell because of the camera.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 20:49 |