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of course, eating a cat can infect you with toxoplasma gondii, a brain parasite which reproduces in cat stomachs and makes its host more likely to put themselves into a situation where a cat will reciprocally eat them in the future. ALF knew this and was seeking death at the hands of nature before the government could subject him to a gruelling course of sustained interrogation |
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You're not gonna get a lot of meat out of it, but I'd say it's still worth it for the nourishment you will derive. |
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Dec 11, 2016 17:23
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piso hon you forgot an option on the poll so i added it for you
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Dec 11, 2016 17:25
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At the very least you should eat some catnip and a cardboard box before you eat the cat so the cat has something to do inside your stomach.
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Dec 11, 2016 18:24
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Plebian Parasite posted:At the very least you should eat some catnip and a cardboard box before you eat the cat so the cat has something to do inside your stomach.
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Dec 11, 2016 18:33
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Manifisto posted:purrito Piso Mojado posted:swaddling the kitten in a corn tortilla now. This is happening folks. lol
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Dec 11, 2016 18:35
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Android Blues posted:of course, eating a cat can infect you with toxoplasma gondii, a brain parasite which reproduces in cat stomachs and makes its host more likely to put themselves into a situation where a cat will reciprocally eat them in the future. ALF knew this and was seeking death at the hands of nature before the government could subject him to a gruelling course of sustained interrogation as a grown man who's about to eat a cat for breakfast, maybe Toxoplasma gondii could make better decisions than I have |
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Dec 11, 2016 18:52
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"sir, we're making great progress on the reversal of t. gondii infection project!" "really? you can cure it?" "no, but we can...reverse it..." Piso: *struggling while strapped down to test bed* must...eat...cats... |
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Dec 11, 2016 18:58
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FluffieDuckie posted:piso hon you forgot an option on the poll so i added it for you I feel like I made my vote before all the options were available
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Dec 11, 2016 19:06
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if something as trivial as eating this adorable live cat whole is enough to end our posting friendship, then maybe we were never truly "posting pals" to begin with.
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Dec 11, 2016 19:09
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vanisher posted:I feel like I made my vote before all the options were available i'll change your vote for you
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Dec 11, 2016 19:10
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i show up the food bank, pride radiating from my face. Volunteers and struggling poor alike weep tears of joy as a tide of nutritious kittens spill from my van.
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Dec 11, 2016 19:14
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Piso Mojado posted:if something as trivial as eating this adorable live cat whole is enough to end our posting friendship, then maybe we were never truly "posting pals" to begin with. you realize your tummy is going to be purring and everybody will think you're really hungry if they insist on feeding you, have them give you something nice for little jonah - fish, squirrel brains, a saucer of milk
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Dec 11, 2016 19:18
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FluffieDuckie posted:i'll change your vote for you I feel like we need common sense reforms to the voting process to enable those voters who didn't have the courage to speak up
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Dec 11, 2016 19:22
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I will give everyone candy who voted the right vote if you know what I mean |
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Dec 11, 2016 19:29
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social vegan posted:I will give everyone candy who voted the right vote if you know what I mean this is why we have anonymity in voting to prevent unscrupulous capitalists like social vegan from buying votes of course, piso and duckie are the ones with the real power, being those who decide what our options are
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Urodov posted:this is why we have anonymity in voting what if i told u the right vote came from here *points at your heart* |
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Dec 11, 2016 19:38
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as a voter, I'd like to know - when you eat the cat, do you plan to start at its wee adorable face, its soft cute paws, or its itty bitty tail?
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City of Glompton posted:as a voter, I'd like to know - when you eat the cat, do you plan to start at its wee adorable face, its soft cute paws, or its itty bitty tail? he's going to glormp it right up in one bite, face outwards 
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Dec 11, 2016 19:51
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will the toe beans taste like beans?
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Pomp posted:he's going to glormp it right up in one bite, face outwards good party trick right there
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Dec 11, 2016 20:50
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If I should eat this cat, text EAT CAT to 44145 if you think I shouldn't eat this cat, text YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER to 44145 |
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Dec 11, 2016 21:06
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Food is best when it's cute!1 And what a little cutie you have there! ______________________________________
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The poor deserve to be eradicated. The inbred shall be eaten (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Piso Mojado posted:thank you, yes she is. her name is pepper, which is kind of ironic given the situation heh That's my cat's name too.
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Dec 12, 2016 00:50
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going by the other thread it wouldn't be a full meal just catsoup...
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Ahundredbux posted:going by the other thread it wouldn't be a full meal just catsup...
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Dec 12, 2016 01:43
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Rushi posted:will the toe beans taste like beans? what if beans actually taste like toe beans instead?
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so did toxoplasma gondii give the lil kitt downs syndrome, or does downs syndrome give kits toxoplasma gondii? and how will op be affected? (i assume in humans downs and toxoplasma gondii are double negatives that cancel out and thats why people who brag about being "pussy devourers" seem not only healthy but extremely cool)
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down syndrome is caused by an extra 21st chromosome and cats only have 16 pairs. so cats can't get Downs duh |
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Maybe they just have one 21st crhomosome and since they're a cat it counts as extra |
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Dec 12, 2016 03:23
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you just got owned by science biotch |
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Dec 12, 2016 03:23
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what if instead of eating the cat, the cat eats you because they're obligate carnivores and you are a prey animal as an omnivore
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:what if instead of eating the cat, the cat eats you because they're obligate carnivores and you are a prey animal as an omnivore it can try if it wants. im very close to eating it tonight tho, so it should get to preying
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Dec 12, 2016 03:52
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"Is this one of those things where it's like 'how to cook cats' but then it ends up being 'how to cook FOR cats'." "No, I'm going to straight-up eat this cat, it is, on no uncertain terms, my food, it is going to be unambiguously digested by my mighty teeth, pass down my gullet and rest in my stomach and intestinal tract, where my body's enzymes will break it down to the nutrients I need to survive."
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i don't think you should eat the cat if you really can't find any food, you might try eating the bourgeoisie
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Dec 12, 2016 04:18
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please dont be a pussy destroyer
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Dec 12, 2016 04:45
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Zyla posted:please dont be a pussy destroyer
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I assure you that if I eat this kitty, it will be done gently with the greatest respect |
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