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My wife wants to go to Hamilton and tickets went on sale this morning at 10am for the San Francisco dates. If you were online by 10, you got thrown into random order and you have to wait your turn to buy tix. The fuckers wouldn't let you open multiple tabs to grab multiple spots in line, but I was able to get two spots by using Chrome and IE. Firefox wouldn't even let me to the website because of some cert error, so gently caress Firefox. I am 64,757th and 86,081st in line. This is total bullshit! If I'm lucky, by midnight tonight I may be able to buy a single seat located in the bathroom. WTF happened to Ticket D-Day when you clicked your rear end off in 100 tabs and fought your way through the DDOS storm to get the ticket selection window to come up? Now I'm in line with every cat lover who has an etsy page and I'm fighting over tickets to a show that features bad rapping. I really need to reevaluate my life. UPDATE: there are only 62,543 sock-knitters ahead of me now.
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Dec 12, 2016 19:44
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sorry about your upcoming divorce op, hamilton sucks rear end and is for total swedges anyway
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Dec 12, 2016 19:46
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Just watch a bootleg on youtube.
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Dec 12, 2016 19:46
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Musicals are very upsetting, I agree.
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Dec 12, 2016 19:46
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There aren't enough tits in this musical.
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Dec 12, 2016 19:46
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You should probably wait 2-3 years until Hamilton is much less popular if you don't want to pay $600 for a ticket. What were you thinking?
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Dec 12, 2016 19:50
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Dec 12, 2016 19:50
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Hamilton is so white people can watch black people rap in a safe environment. Update: I'm now 61,649th in line.
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Dec 12, 2016 19:51
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You're probably not in line with cat ladies, you're probably mostly fighting against bots from 3rd-party re-seller websites.
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Dec 12, 2016 20:01
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The_end posted:Just watch a bootleg on youtube. or just dont watch it at all 
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Dec 12, 2016 20:03
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paying over a grand to see nerdcore rapper MC Schrodinger dress up like Andrew Jackson and spit a flow about manifest destiny is my idea of a gooood time.
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Dec 12, 2016 20:07
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I hope you win and get the opportunity to spend +$1,000 on musical theater tickets, OP
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Dec 12, 2016 20:07
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well my name's hamilton and i'm here to say it's fun to rap in a founding father way
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Dec 12, 2016 20:07
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Mozi posted:well my name's hamilton and i'm here to say No spoilers, please. Some dick already ruined the ending for me and told me the main character dies. Update: 59,359th in line
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Dec 12, 2016 20:28
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The article comparing people who like Hamilton to fans of Captain Dan and his Scurvy Gang was incredible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPtVUki1iOg&feature=youtu.be&t=9m35s
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Dec 12, 2016 20:32
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:Hamilton is so white people can watch black people rap in a safe environment. You and Mike Pence
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Dec 12, 2016 20:33
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:Hamilton is so white people can watch black people rap in a safe environment. CT Scan of a white woman's brain while watching Hamilton: 
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Dec 12, 2016 20:39
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is it a musical about Alexander Hamilton?
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Dec 12, 2016 20:42
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EL BROMANCE posted:The article comparing people who like Hamilton to fans of Captain Dan and his Scurvy Gang was incredible.
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:My wife WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:My wife WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:My wife WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:My wife
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https://medium.com/@lowenaffchen/you-should-be-terrified-that-people-who-enjoy-hamilton-run-our-country-a67f4ad11f2b#.8ar2lr5nt You Should Be Terrified That People Who Enjoy “Hamilton” Run Our Country Look at this. Look at how stupid this is. In 2012 Captain Dan and his Scurvy Crew, a four-man nerdcore ensemble trying to cement “pirate rap” as a tenable subgenre, appeared on America’s Got Talent. They were booted off the stage after roughly 30 seconds and derided as “stupid”, “moronic”, “idiotic” and “pathetic” by Howard Stern, a man famous for stunts like ordering his underlings to lick each other’s rectal thermometers. In 2012 everyone, save for Captain Dan and people whose tastes range from “music from video games” to “music about video games”, was in agreement that performing open-ended-high-school-project rap in Colonial Williamsburg garb was unconscionable. Right? Maybe the America’s Got Talent audience isn’t an accurate sample of the American population as a whole. Maybe they actually thought “when I say yo, you say ho” was clever — but there was a neon sign telling them to boo. Maybe something happened in the past 4 years that made everyone really loving stupid. Whatever the reason, the world we live in now includes Hamilton, a “hip-hop musical” about the first Secretary of the Treasury. Hamilton exists more as a corporate HR department’s wet dream than as a biographical work. The appeal largely rests with the forced diversity of its cast and the concept of a “hip-hop musical”. The actual substance of Hamilton’s politics is ignored in favor of a story that stresses his origins as a Horatio Alger immigrant and his rivalry with Aaron Burr. ... His introduction stresses two takeaways from the musical: America is a place where the poor, through “sheer force of will”, can rise to prominence, and Hamilton has diversity in it. That means you can feel good about seeing it: no guilt for seeing dead white men in a positive light required. It contains hip-hop, an edgy, up-and-coming genre with only 37 years of mainstream exposure. It only costs $1,200 a ticket if you can stand bad seats. Kings George I and II of England were barely able to speak English and spent more time dealing with their own failsons than ruling the Empire — but they gave patronage to Handel. Ludwig II of Bavaria was believed to be insane and went into debt to compulsively build castles — but he gave patronage to Wagner. Obama deported more immigrants than any other president and expanded the drone program in order to kill almost 3,500 people — but he gave patronage to a nerdcore musical.
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Burt Sexual posted:You and Mike Pence If one of the actors tries to lecture me about inclusivity after the show, they're gonna get an earful from me about who the real racists are! update: 57,687th in line
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:If one of the actors tries to lecture me about inclusivity after the show, they're gonna get an earful from me about who the real racists are! tell em wardog, tell em what about the IE line can we get a running update on that too
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Dec 12, 2016 20:54
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SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! Every drat presentation of that play the same parts of Hamilton over and over again. The fact that it's so popular probably means that it sucks and nobody will gain any bit substances from it. Every drat person will come out of the show saying "Oh wow I didn't know Hamilton was so interesting. You know he was an orphan, was self educated, fought with Washington, and shot by Arron Burt." Here is a 3 minute video that will tell you more Hamilton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv3VyusNJ-Q PS. Drink Milk.
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Dec 12, 2016 20:56
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unpleasantly turgid posted:tell em wardog, tell em 77,865 on IE. The bad news is that I'm probably not going to be able to buy tickets to Hamilton. The good news is that I'm probably not going to have to see Hamilton. HAW-HAW-HAW!
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Dec 12, 2016 21:00
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get out of sf plz
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Dec 12, 2016 21:04
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nah, SF is pretty chill and I like it here
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:nah, SF is pretty chill and I like it here it doesn't like you here
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Dec 12, 2016 21:15
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maybe this means its finally time to see wicked
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Dec 12, 2016 21:17
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Hamilton got shot by a guy from New Jersey, which I think a lot of people can relate to.
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Dec 12, 2016 21:20
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Just tell your bitch wife you couldn't get tickets. Easy.
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Dec 12, 2016 21:20
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My aunt and uncle went to see it and when I asked them what it was about they couldn't explain it, just said that it was wonderful so I really don't know what all the fuss is for
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Dec 12, 2016 21:22
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Suck my goddamn balls op, hth (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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BeefThief posted:maybe this means its finally time to see wicked All I can remember about Wicked is a ton of bright green lights onstage everywhere. Saw Phantom and that was boring as hell. A guy stared into a mirror a lot and there was fog everywhere. Rent was genuinely good. I was shocked at how great it sounded. Best mixed sound I've heard at any show, dethroning Meshuggah. I don't remember what other musicals I've seen, but I'll keep you posted. Update: 52,789 in line. This ain't gonna happen.
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Dec 12, 2016 21:30
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looks like you have to just pretend you saw it, like me, i saw it.
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Dec 12, 2016 21:34
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Slam whale holy grail
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Haha she never gonna suck your dick op.
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