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all i have so far is that the main character is named t.j. blashill and his catchphrase is "hunk my runk"
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A plucky sidekick named Bunzo Steele who gets out of all sorts of crazy situations using only his buttcheeks
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Dec 12, 2016 22:13
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Rasta_Al posted:A plucky sidekick named Bunzo Steele who gets out of all sorts of crazy situations using only his buttcheeks this is honestly a way better suggestion than i thought i would receive in the whole thread let alone the first post
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Dec 12, 2016 22:14
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He has a craaaaaazy neighbor named Funk McCrory, a rapper Scotsman
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Dec 12, 2016 22:31
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Main character should be Al Bundy only this time he's allowed to swear.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:33
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ok cast of characters is coming together but what about a premise? people seem to like cop shows and medieval/fantasy shows - what if it's about a sheriff of a local elf village or something?
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Dec 12, 2016 22:33
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Bob James posted:Main character should be Al Bundy only this time he's allowed to swear. this only really works if we can change al bundy's name to t.j. blashill
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Dec 12, 2016 22:34
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A dinosaur is elected mayor and he has a big penis.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:34
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whys the scotsman gotta be raping?
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Dec 12, 2016 22:34
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Bob James posted:A dinosaur is elected mayor and he has a big penis. that is a solid maybe. working title is 'the right honourable dongossaurus'
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Dec 12, 2016 22:35
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The town rapist gets stuck in a window & the whole town has to help get him out
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Dec 12, 2016 22:35
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macdonal hamborkles posted:whys the scotsman gotta be raping? spoken like a man who has never been to scotland
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Dec 12, 2016 22:36
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and he has another neighbor named william black, a career dealer for the local casino's poker and blackjack tables. He goes by "Bills".
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Dec 12, 2016 22:36
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myDad posted:The town rapist gets stuck in a window & the whole town has to help get him out it could start and end with him being stuck in the window and the middle of the season is flashbacks to when he wasn't stuck in a window and his interactions with the townsfolk who are trying to help him. i don't know if it has the marketability of the dinousar mayor though
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Dec 12, 2016 22:37
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T.j. and bunzo are outlaw truckers who drive around America eluding the law and the mob and getting hot ladies
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Dec 12, 2016 22:37
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there is a shortage of scarves and everyone is coming down with a cold!!!
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Dec 12, 2016 22:37
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A sexy woman neighbor/friend who is a serial rapist. Every time she date rapes him, the main character looks into the camera and goes "hunk my runk!"
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Dec 12, 2016 22:38
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there are a lot of rape suggestions so i guess i am pitching this to hbo
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Dec 12, 2016 22:40
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Funk Mccrory is black, but identifies as a LBQT Scots rapper. He's a lousy speller, though, so on the posters he hangs around town he calls himself a LBQT Raper. Hilarity and hijinx ensue.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:43
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the local police chief is found drugged and raped in a locked room...but the door only locks from the inside! Federal Rape Bureau agents TJ Blashill and Bunzo Steele are on the case!
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Dec 12, 2016 22:44
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Khazar-khum posted:Funk Mccrory is black, but identifies as a LBQT Scots rapper. He's a lousy speller, though, so on the posters he hangs around town he calls himself a LBQT Raper. Hilarity and hijinx ensue. my show is not going to rely on racist jokes. please don't post itt aagain
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Dec 12, 2016 22:45
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There should be a ninja that dishes out folksy wisdom. Also is a rapist.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:45
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:spoken like a man who has never been to scotland im in scotland right now! do i need to worry?
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Dec 12, 2016 22:47
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Bunzo is half Japanese and half English, his butt techniques are a product of his combining Japanese sumo and English public school buttplay he picked up while at Eton
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Dec 12, 2016 22:49
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got room for a couple of sassy kids? here's the hook though: the kids are dead (dont have to worry about corpses being in the union it will cut costs believe me)
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Dec 12, 2016 22:52
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The neighbor is a ventriloquist that fucks his dummy.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:53
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t.j. blashill is responding to a call about illegal magic use within the alf village. as he is heading out the door, his wife is consoling their son who is being bullied at school because his mom is an orc and his dad is a human. t.j.'s son looks at him for comfort but lives are at stake and t.j. has to go. this job doesn't let him be the husband and father he wants to be. he leaves out of the perfectly round door and gets into a taxi which is a horse-drawn carriage driven by a gnome. he lights a cigarette and slumps back in the seat, staring at the night sky. "hunk my runk", he says to nobody in particular
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Dec 12, 2016 22:53
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Bob James posted:The neighbor is a ventriloquist that fucks his dummy. i see where you're going with this.. the dummy is actually a dead child. good for laughs but you will never get it past the thick heads at the union
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Dec 12, 2016 22:54
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Golden Girls reboot except instead of humans, they're gorillas.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:54
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scrubs season six posted:Golden Girls reboot except instead of humans, they're gorillas. golden gorillas?
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Dec 12, 2016 22:55
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:all i have so far is that the main character is named t.j. blashill and his catchphrase is "hunk my runk" he's the stuntboy on a morning zoo
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Dec 12, 2016 22:57
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:golden gorillas? It writes itself.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:57
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second to last ep of the first season is where we introduce eldritch abominations
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Dec 12, 2016 22:58
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:alf village There's your show. After returning home, a down on his luck alf rents himself out as a ventriloquist dummy/sex doll
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Dec 12, 2016 22:58
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i pitched an idea of putting a webcam in the ladies room and you livestream it to TV and call the show "girls going poop" network heads said demand would be so high it would be on every network 24 hours a day and there would be no airtime to run commercials
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Dec 12, 2016 22:58
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You need a closeted fag who claims to have AIDS to avoid dating women, and like a guy with Down's syndrome but nobody cares or thinks he's special and he just has to get on like a regular dude. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 12, 2016 23:00
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reallivedinosaur posted:i pitched an idea of putting a webcam in the ladies room and you livestream it to TV and call the show "girls going poop" hunk my runk 
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Dec 12, 2016 23:00
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You need a closeted fag who claims to have AIDS to avoid dating women, and like a guy with Down's syndrome but nobody cares or thinks he's special and he just has to get on like a regular dude. look at this post that you made for the whole world to see. what made you think a bunch of aspiring tv writers would derive any value from this?
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Dec 12, 2016 23:01
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There's an orangutan sidekick with a sawed off shotgun.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:02
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it has to have heart and be funny
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Dec 12, 2016 23:02
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