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mayor t.j. blashill, a brontosaurus with glasses, is addressing a throng of reporters at a newly dedicated skateboard park. "this new facility will provide a space for our youngsters to stay active and hea-AAHHHHHHGGHHHH! HUNK MY RUNK!!!" the camera pans down to the source of the mayor's discomfort. a young triceratops wearing a backwards baseball cap is sitting on the ground nursing his injured knee. he has fallen off his bmx bicycle after running over the mayor's enormous penis
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Dec 12, 2016 23:11
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:mayor t.j. blashill, a brontosaurus with glasses, is addressing a throng of reporters at a newly dedicated skateboard park. "this new facility will provide a space for our youngsters to stay active and hea-AAHHHHHHGGHHHH! HUNK MY RUNK!!!" hello emmys!
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Dec 12, 2016 23:14
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There is a maudlin topical episode about extrajudicial killing called "keeping up with the droneses"
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Dec 12, 2016 23:17
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I think that there should be a life lesson in every show. That way it will appeal to families kind like how the old TGIF line-up did. Like maybe in one episode, Bunzo gets jealous of T.J. because he was chosen by accident to be in Teen Steam magazine even though it was Bunzo that went to the audition. In the end, Bunzo learns that he should just be happy for his friend and they share a milkshake.
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Dec 13, 2016 00:25
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Mayor big dino dick should be able to pause time like Zack Morris.
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Dec 13, 2016 00:28
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The friendly neighbor character turns out to be a serial killer and so does the actor who portrays him.
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Excerpt from episode 5 'Triad Death Gambit' T.j. blashill: Well sonovabitch! The last time I saw you Bunzo, you were suspended from that meathook by them cuffs. How in the sam hill did you make it out of that situation? Bunzo: They cuffed my hands Teej, not my cheeks. All it took was a little........ rear end magic. *Bunzo turns to the camera and gives a knowing toothy grin that perfectly compliments his chiseled jaw before turning his back to the camera. The camera slowly pans down his masculine form, taking in every perfectly toned bronzed muscle and steadily settles on his rear end, he flexes each perfect cheek in rhythm to the end theme as it slowly builds to a crescendo.*
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Dec 13, 2016 00:46
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*choreographes the musical interlude featuring the Rapist Ninja Dance Squad*
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Dec 13, 2016 00:59
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The sexy lady neighbor/friend who is a serial rapist gets a spin-off. It's a bigger hit than T.j. blashill's show.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:ok cast of characters is coming together but what about a premise? people seem to like cop shows and medieval/fantasy shows - what if it's about a sheriff of a local elf village or something? You know how in that one show, the League they get a bunch of football players to do walk-ons because they love the free publicity and it's like "WHOA a FOOTBALL PLAYER"? Do you think that we could do something like that, except for with RL famous elfs and bugbears?
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Dec 13, 2016 01:12
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Maybe Dracula or Mole Man could do a walk on and everyone would be like "Real-life DRACULA??! Holy wow!!!!"
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A north korean defector ends up on a top rating breakfast radio show. TJ, Bigdog and The Defect
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t.j. blashill should go through the show saying "hunk my runk!" in a funny but ironic and relatable way because he does not really think he is a hunk and then everyone will empathise with him. then at the end he is made a hero and realises that the hunk was himself all along
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The Corporate posted:t.j. blashill should go through the show saying "hunk my runk!" in a funny but ironic and relatable way because he does not really think he is a hunk and then everyone will empathise with him. then at the end he is made a hero and realises that the hunk was himself all along This sort of season long character arc is really what defines this age as The Golden Era of Television. We gotta have it!!
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Dec 13, 2016 01:36
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I think I might have a shitcome in mind. It involves sperm and fecal matter so network approval should be no prob.
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Dec 13, 2016 01:42
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there's a report of chronic vandalism but it turns out the neighbor was accidentally using dino mayor's enormous member (that he hangs out his bedroom window) as a water hose by mistake "well, that's my last time hanging out with the common folk!"
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Dec 13, 2016 02:09
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You should win things by watching
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Sponge Baathist posted:You should win things by watching goon test-viewing for the new GBS sitcom 
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Dec 13, 2016 02:28
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I'm not helping with poo poo. I already had one of my ideas stolen by the movie Sausage Party from a post I made several years ago about having a movie about food being sad that it wasn't bought and eaten.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:I'm not helping with poo poo. I already had one of my ideas stolen by the movie Sausage Party from a post I made several years ago about having a movie about food being sad that it wasn't bought and eaten. Kleeny the rowdy dog sitting in a halfway house watching a mediafire stream of Sausage Party "This was my idea"
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Dec 13, 2016 03:16
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Good luck competing with my primetime dark and gritty remake of the Ernest movies
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it is a mystery show but not like a procedural mystery show more like twin peaks where the mystery is long term and macguffin esque
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Season one introduces us to Ernest (Mike Rowe), a hard-drinking, hard-living ex-mercenary in the cyberpunk near future. He escapes from Death Row in Sigma-Mortis XII, the worst prison-city in all the Badlands. His entire life now is consumed with one desire- to hunt down the man who framed him for murdering and raping an entire cyber-convent: Verne (Verne Lundquist). After a harrowing series of close calls with the corrupt police and also after becoming the leader of a preteen street gang through ritual combat, Ernest corners Verne. The highlight of the season is the monologue he gives as he stands over Verne after gut-shooting him. He ends it with "I have only one hope- that you suffer as much as possible before the darkness claims you. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, VERNE?"
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:it has to have heart and be funny Boy have you come to the wrong place, friendo.
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Season Two returns with a greatly improved budget and some new surprises. After clearing his name for Verne's crimes, Ernest attempts to settle down into a quiet life with his trusty retired police cyber-murderhound, Rimshot. This peace doesn't last long, because a new street gang has arisen- The Trolls. This group of mutants begin to kidnap children all throughout the city, bringing them to their psychopathic leader (Ron Perlman) who carves wooden figures of his victims to commemorate all the wrongs he does to them. The city is on its last legs in the face of the Troll onslaught before Ernest discovers the ultimate weapon- the Military-Industrial Laser/Kinetic particle launcher, AKA the MILK gun. The finale of the season is a single-shot episode of Ernest and Rimshot storming the Troll lair and slaughtering the entire gang. As the leader lays dying, he reveals they weren't acting alone- the strings were being pulled by a shadowy organization known only as C.A.M.P. Ernest knows where he must go next.
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I really think S&M is ready to go primetime
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:I'm not helping with poo poo. I already had one of my ideas stolen by the movie Sausage Party from a post I made several years ago about having a movie about food being sad that it wasn't bought and eaten. me too but mine was called "fantastic meats and where to grind them"
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Dec 13, 2016 05:04
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the theme tune is a little number called "castle kids"
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Dec 13, 2016 05:26
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Can Rhea Perlman have a guest appearance or minor recurring role on the show? I feel like she hasn't gotten enough work since Cheers. She might be good as the sassy assistant Mayor. There could even by some sexual tension between her and the Mayor, and all these situations arise where they can trapped together in sexy situations (i.e. Mayor needs help carrying his dong after both his hands are burned in a deep fryer, and the dong removalists don't show).
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I guess the core question is - what is a runk and how does one hunk it? It it a good or a bad thing? Is the runk a physical aspect of the main character's body or is it representative of something transcendent like a soul?
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Dec 13, 2016 05:44
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Has guy fieri as the villainous barber that tries to give everyone frosted tips and diabetes
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I'm Crap posted:the theme tune is a little number called "castle kids" Yeah
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u guys are so random haha
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sheriff dinktwat should be a single dad to make him more empathetic
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Hustlin Floh posted:Season one introduces us to Ernest (Mike Rowe), a hard-drinking, hard-living ex-mercenary in the cyberpunk near future. He escapes from Death Row in Sigma-Mortis XII, the worst prison-city in all the Badlands. His entire life now is consumed with one desire- to hunt down the man who framed him for murdering and raping an entire cyber-convent: Verne (Verne Lundquist). After a harrowing series of close calls with the corrupt police and also after becoming the leader of a preteen street gang through ritual combat, Ernest corners Verne. The highlight of the season is the monologue he gives as he stands over Verne after gut-shooting him. He ends it with "I have only one hope- that you suffer as much as possible before the darkness claims you. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, VERNE?" Buddy I dunno if you got the memo, but we're trying to write a shitcomb about tj blashill the dino mayor and bunzo steele The serial rapist best friend here! we don't got time for your crazy ideas!
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Dec 13, 2016 12:28
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"Hunk my Runk!" is a really good exclamation, I've been saying it a lot this morning irl
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Dec 13, 2016 15:20
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Two words... "Mexican Kramer" (catchphrase is "Ay ay ay! NO me Gusta!!!)
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"get hosed with a stick, bozo" good catchphrase for a sassy minority cab driver? e: like try saying it in a mario accent, lmao its hilarious
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