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Did you remember to include a canned laugh track played over all the funny parts to cue the audience at home to laugh at all the funny parts, OP?
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Things are funnier the more ppl are laughing at them this is medically true.
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Dec 14, 2016 02:17
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reallivedinosaur posted:"get hosed with a stick, bozo" It's called an Italian accent, you RACIST
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Dec 14, 2016 02:28
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SciFiDownBeat posted:It's called an Italian accent, you RACIST ya but the guy is chinese-canadian: thats the hook that gets the kids to tune in each week
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Dec 14, 2016 05:04
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make sure the characters have time to stop doing things so the audience can 
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Dec 14, 2016 06:26
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Here's some funny punchlines you can use for free: "My grandfather died of AIDS this morning alone in a hospital room." "Billy, God killed your hamster because you play with yourself at night." "Six million Jews were killed during the Holocaust."
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Dec 14, 2016 06:29
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Egbert Souse posted:Here's some funny punchlines you can use for free: 
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Dec 14, 2016 06:30
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You need a zany neighbour who has a crazy catchphrase like "benis" or "cucumber" Ideally he should have a wacky voice and be able to do sound effects like the black guy from Police Academy Also a episode should revolve around valentine's day and his attempts to get a date which backfire hilariously
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Dec 14, 2016 07:39
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JakeP posted:Two words... "Mexican Kramer" Can he ride a lawnmower?
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Dec 14, 2016 07:39
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have you considered writing a Kramer type character like Friends?
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Dec 14, 2016 07:41
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Egbert Souse posted:Here's some funny punchlines you can use for free: It's funny because those are all lies.
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Dec 14, 2016 07:45
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:It's funny because those are all lies. You anti-semite alt right shitposter
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Dec 14, 2016 07:46
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There should be an episode guest starring Jefe and Wolt from the hit show "Making good", where Wolt uses his catchphrase: "Jefe, we need to cuck"
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Dec 14, 2016 23:07
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Enemy Ace posted:There should be an episode guest starring Jefe and Wolt from the hit show "Making good", where Wolt uses his catchphrase: "Jefe, we need to cuck" Woah! They should call you Emmy-Ace because of those television awards that you should have!
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Dec 15, 2016 00:09
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Nah, the real heroes here are the writers of "Making good". Who can forget such episodes as when Wolt did a shenanigan to Mr. Chicken man, I'm thinking about the episode when Wolt installed a remote controlled whoopee cushion in Mr. Dings wheelchair, and made Mr. Chicken believe that Mr. Ding was a fartlord! The episode where Wolt fed the birds by throwing pies on the roof was also pretty good.
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Dec 15, 2016 00:49
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Enemy Ace posted:Nah, the real heroes here are the writers of "Making good". Who can forget such episodes as when Wolt did a shenanigan to Mr. Chicken man, I'm thinking about the episode when Wolt installed a remote controlled whoopee cushion in Mr. Dings wheelchair, and made Mr. Chicken believe that Mr. Ding was a fartlord! The episode where Wolt fed the birds by throwing pies on the roof was also pretty good. his brother in law is a parking enforcement officer and wolt sits nervously at dinner knowing he's way too close to that hydrant
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Dec 15, 2016 00:53
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do a reboot of mr belvedere unironically this is what we need to bring the nation together drinks on the china? never happened before. who cares?
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Dec 15, 2016 07:55
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Maybe the world is blind (do do do do do do do) Or just a little unkind (do do do do do do do) Don't know
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Dec 15, 2016 11:40
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The script needs to be relatable to the general public, so here's something I tossed together for the show, using real life as source material. One night T.J. Blashill discovers that instead of his normal healthy dose of semen, he's cumming blood. This is of course very shocking to both him and his wife. After having rushed to the clinic the doctor orders a batch of blood tests and tells him that they're going to check his prostate just to be sure it isn't enlarged. T.J. Blashill is laying on his side, with his butt exposed, as the good ol' Doc P.R.Octology slaps on a pair of pre-lubricated latex gloves behind him. The camera zooms in on T.J.Blashills face. A droplet of anxious sweat drops from his forehead. Suddenly his eyes pop as wide open as they possibly can and he exclaims. HUNK MY RUNK !!!
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Dec 15, 2016 13:02
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The guy from Smash Mouth pops out of windows and cabinets to sing life lessons in acapella. Zenos Paradise posted:Has guy fieri as the villainous barber that tries to give everyone frosted tips and diabetes Guy from Smash Mouth = Guy Fieri? I've never been sure either way.
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Dec 15, 2016 14:02
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Zenos Paradise posted:Has guy fieri as the villainous barber that tries to give everyone frosted tips and diabetes Has Wilford Brimley as the villanous pastry chef that tries to give everyone diabeetus.
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Dec 15, 2016 15:05
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make every walk-on or bit character have a catchphrase from an 80s sitcom, so the background is full of: "don be rediculoos cossin larry!" "how rude" "geez mallory" "marsha marsha marsha" "this is the third dead prostitute tonight" "kiss my grits"
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Dec 15, 2016 16:35
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'bang! zoom! i'll hit you so hard in the face you'll go flying to the moon! i mean it, my wife! i'm going to just wind up and punch your right in your goddamn face so hard you'll leave orbit! and this is a funny catchphrase i am saying right now!'
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Dec 15, 2016 17:18
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real talk: alice kramden was a total bitch and probably deserved a pow right in the kisser
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Dec 15, 2016 17:22
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The 3 characters: a female mercenary, A lizard, And Satan her(?)self go on adventures together to get a powerful staff Hilarity Ensues
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Dec 15, 2016 20:40
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UncleMoeLester posted:The 3 characters: a female mercenary, A lizard, And Satan her(?)self go on adventures together to get a powerful staff look man it's almost 2017 and my female characters will be more nuanced than just looking to get some staff every week
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Dec 15, 2016 20:43
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JERRY DID THIS GET GREEN LIT YET????
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Dec 15, 2016 22:03
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jerry got black listed along with sam hyde lmao
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Dec 15, 2016 22:56
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Scene: depressed pug grabs bratwurst off the picnic table and limps away middle class white dad in "kiss the cook" apron: "SAD BRATWURST PUUUUUUUUUG!!!!"  
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Dec 16, 2016 00:12
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that dog is saying 'i wanted this medium rare and this is clearly medium well'
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Dec 16, 2016 01:30
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that dog is thinking "why is everyone laughing i cant breath omg this isnt funny i cant breathe"
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Dec 16, 2016 01:41
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that dog just realized the humans he loves wont even pay attention to him when he steal food ignored, he slinks away to choke down his sad meal
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Dec 16, 2016 01:48
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A misanthrope posted:that dog just realized the humans he loves wont even pay attention to him when he steal food you made me sad for the worried dog
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Dec 16, 2016 03:25
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lol but seriously I posted:you made me sad for the worried dog pugs are tragic creatures 
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Dec 16, 2016 04:08
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*laughtrack after everything. *the volume and length of the laughtrack varies depending on the witty comment.
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Dec 16, 2016 07:03
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u see Biebers dick posted:*laughtrack after everything. people think it is profound to point out the people recorded on those laugh tracks are probably all dead now but if you think about it aren't we all dead? on the inside?
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Dec 16, 2016 07:05
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A misanthrope posted:people think it is profound to point out the people recorded on those laugh tracks are probably all dead now but if you think about it aren't we all dead? on the inside? We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. 
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Dec 16, 2016 07:08
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u see Biebers dick posted:We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. and what have we found? the same old fears 
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Dec 16, 2016 07:18
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Also I feel like your sitcom should have a character like kramer from seinfeld. maybe "creamer"? 
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A misanthrope posted:Scene: depressed pug grabs bratwurst off the picnic table and limps away
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