- Hustlin Floh
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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- Hustlin Floh
- Jul 20, 2009
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Season one introduces us to Ernest (Mike Rowe), a hard-drinking, hard-living ex-mercenary in the cyberpunk near future. He escapes from Death Row in Sigma-Mortis XII, the worst prison-city in all the Badlands. His entire life now is consumed with one desire- to hunt down the man who framed him for murdering and raping an entire cyber-convent: Verne (Verne Lundquist). After a harrowing series of close calls with the corrupt police and also after becoming the leader of a preteen street gang through ritual combat, Ernest corners Verne. The highlight of the season is the monologue he gives as he stands over Verne after gut-shooting him. He ends it with "I have only one hope- that you suffer as much as possible before the darkness claims you. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, VERNE?"
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- Hustlin Floh
- Jul 20, 2009
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Season Two returns with a greatly improved budget and some new surprises. After clearing his name for Verne's crimes, Ernest attempts to settle down into a quiet life with his trusty retired police cyber-murderhound, Rimshot. This peace doesn't last long, because a new street gang has arisen- The Trolls. This group of mutants begin to kidnap children all throughout the city, bringing them to their psychopathic leader (Ron Perlman) who carves wooden figures of his victims to commemorate all the wrongs he does to them. The city is on its last legs in the face of the Troll onslaught before Ernest discovers the ultimate weapon- the Military-Industrial Laser/Kinetic particle launcher, AKA the MILK gun. The finale of the season is a single-shot episode of Ernest and Rimshot storming the Troll lair and slaughtering the entire gang. As the leader lays dying, he reveals they weren't acting alone- the strings were being pulled by a shadowy organization known only as C.A.M.P. Ernest knows where he must go next.
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